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May 5, 2017 4:15 AM
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SedativeComet
What would I get for dog testicles?
thepathweweave
Sweet, I know how I'm going to pay for my health care for the next year!
Asketism
Girls would lose their minds the first time they had to go peepee.
a40yo
I'd do it today, but not enough cash
Davld0811
What about B testicle?
scuba7jb
I researched it extensively and that's a bullshit story. It was a one-time deal for one guy..... the offer isn't available.
scuba7jb
And yes, i would do it in a heartbeat. Post vasectomy, I only have ornamental balls anyhow.
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
would it produce your sperm or the donatees? as in would it be full of your dna or do they produce sperm based on the body they're in?
blarglebrle
I can't wait for someone to sell both believing they will regrow and doctors are repeatedly telling him "no it doesn't work that way".
wherethehorriblethingsare
Nobody said they had to be your own.
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
Wait so can you get bottom surgery and get paid for it?
Tom40
False. http://www.snopes.com/college/medical/testicle.asp
CTN08
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Youmaynotagree
Literally, where do I sign up? I have two, rarely used *cough
AlcoholicsGratuitous
I've got two after my next child is born.
DancesWithHippos
Sadly, if I donated both I'd still be short on my student loans.
Mrdaihatsu
Caitlyn must be furious!
MTHavoc
A better point would be that they don't even have to be yours ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TheMightyKibbless
Man, I would give my left nut for $35,000!
unclestankstank
Women can earn upwards of $10,000 for an egg donation. This is a rip-off.
unclestankstank
Literally and figuratively.
Snishbler
Would be if you were donating an ovary. If its just eggs you've got alot more than two to sell.
Snishbler
Like atleast 3.
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Sugarcrotch
Yea it just shows men don't get shit for selling parts of themselves like women do
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Blepy
Jokes on you, I have all three of those and testicles.
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
Side effects like maybe having less chance for kids? And that's actually my whole loan, minus some interest now I think. 8k/yr I paid
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ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
In-state tuition for a state school. No dorming either. Though I really /REALLY/ wish I did. I feel like I lost out on a lot, even with
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having my girlfriend from freshman year on
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