Siriusly?
I turned around for half a second...
That one time I taught a four-year-old how to play Scrabble
Gotta pay off those loans somehow
Whenever Trump speaks...or tweets...or breathes
Finding out I'm #teamhuman
Just...don't...move
Meet Nimbus. At two, she was the cutest cat around.
Dove told me to
Searching for PhD programs when -
It Doesn't Have to be a Snowman, Wendy
If only, if only
Fuck math
This is important
My cakes are quite thought-out
Whenever my previously AWOL classmate appears for our presentation
"Hey, Professor, could I get some extra cred-"
Math has always sucked
Harry Potter Houses
Ghetto Harry Potter
Goddammit, it's true
English Nerds UNITE!
My favorite thing to hear at work
THE CHALLENGE OF 2016
Step 1: Show to your friends
*Eye bleeds*
As an author
My favorite part at work