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https://www.nasa.gov/feature/jpl/methane-super-emitters-mapped-by-nasa-s-new-earth-space-mission
Oct 31, 2022 1:31 PM
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https://www.nasa.gov/feature/jpl/methane-super-emitters-mapped-by-nasa-s-new-earth-space-mission
VulpineAxiom
In layman's terms, over 50 super farters.
GRaffted
Coordinates points to Nana Maria's Burrito Palace.
TheWeebleWobler
Oh damn, caught me on Taco Tuesday.
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
PlumBrandy
ESA's Sentinel 5 also detected a huge methane leak in Alberta today.
Blunderwriter
Aye. So we’re fucked is what they’re saying. Noice. ??
Skipadedodah
They better not scan my office after Taco Tuesday
WoodyGoodman
https://futurism.com/the-byte/ocean-hell-methane-climate-environment
JARNSB
(Insert fart joke here.)
Masaya51
first animal indentified as super emmiter
MyUserNameDoesNotExist
Nasa is going to start calling me a "Super Emmiter" after I eat taco bell.
meatsmokertx
masteryoplait
We should stop them as we did with chlorofluorocarbons and curtailed the ozone layer depletion shrinking the ozone hole.
TheoFromSteam
I prefer the old method
wurth
"I can see my house from here!" - some asstronaut
johnhatten2
Uncle ben's farts
gaggmaggot
BryanTenn
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
Youhavinagiraffe
Let's hope OP's mum manages to stay hidden from this
dizzyhulahoop
The oilfield south of Carlsbad off highway 285 is producing incredible amounts of methane?!?! How could we have known?
RealityInflicted
I am in this picture and I don't like it.
Kompromatic
I detect methane in your general direction
fartharder
I feel called out.
ardtay
MagnumRadhard
Awesome hidden gem.
Tiggums
Dammit, I always hated this scene... Why'd you have to post it?!
sylveon09105
Omfg what the actual fuck?
deepfrydaddy
This movie, and this scene, messed me up as a kid.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
The examples listed are an oil field in New Mexico, oil+gas installations in Turkmenistan, and a waste-"processing" (=burning) plant in Iran
fformulaa
So no natural mother earth farting locations? Interesting....
pedrotbear
Earth-Mommy braaaps.
moustacheKin
Lat. Long. Coords: 32.358796, -104.097796
CuddlyPervert
They can do this now? That's great. Hopefully we can use this to our advantage
Munchman347
Rep-Cons will quickly decry this 'waste of money looking for big farts!'
Kompromatic
This highly sophisticated system was designed to track the vapor cloud every time your mom rips a massive butt trumpet
MechKelly
That's just downtown after burrito night.
TButtSoupBarnes
Something something.... OP's mom
nat300Lord
Who farted? Jerry!