Fun times, sorry about your childhoods

Dec 10, 2015 1:14 AM

imredheaded

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when she cums & you don’t stop

But sometimes I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like

with the occasional

but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

MRW she says four fingers aren't enough

DAYS LATER…

your hand is still a little sore…

but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*

And here's half of Imgur with OP's mom last night.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Ruined a classic. +1

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Chuck Avery didn't animate this shit only for it to turn into sexual memes 60 years later.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

....i was just turned on by a Buggs Bunny post. Ok.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I feel the same way about finger jobs as A lot of men feel about handjobs: if I can do it myself, is prefer something else.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've been using my penis for this. Have I been doing it wrong?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I feel weird reading that with Bugs Bunny acting it out.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I feel weird reading that in Bugs Bunny's voice while he acted it out.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Oddly, I can actually hear the aria being sung and the orchestra being played.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't know, his expressions seem hilariously appropriate

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 4

I'm done

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"y tho"

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

"when you beat it up and she tweets the next day 'my body is so sore'"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As a gay man, what do you mean?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"That bugs bunny post on imgur is really hot" is not one of the things I saw myself saying today. Or ever. This place is magical sometimes

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well I'm never going to watch this cartoon without thinking this now.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I've never come from someones hand...it doesn't happen..." bring the house down...lmao

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well that means they ain't doin it right lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All it takes is patience, communication, and a little practice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Garth from Wayne's world may have had a point after all

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Amazingly good use of pictures! Good job OP.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Op seems to be 12?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Just eat it. Way more fun

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*whispers loudly* Leopold!

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

LEOPOLD?!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

too loud, bro. Gonna disturb the goings-on.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ᶠᵃᶦᵗʰ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵇᵉᵍᵒʳʳᵃʰ﹗ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵒ ˢᵒʳʳʸ, ᶠᵉᶫᶫᵒʷ ᵖᵃᵗʳᵒᶰ ⋅⋅⋅ ᴸᵉᵒᵖᵒᶫᵈ⋅

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leopold?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You might recognize him as the conductor in Disney's Fantasia

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Leopold Stokowski, long-time conductor of the Philadelphia Orchestra. He's who Bugs is pretending to be in this scene.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who the fuck downvotes Leopold?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leopold!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Well, at least someone got it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am pretty elderly

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah....her house fucking house down

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maestro!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*whispers* Leopold!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

oh gimme your wishbone!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bra-vo!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i mean this is fun and all, but your hand ends up smelling for the next hour or so...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome post, but you do realize you ruined Bugs Bunny for some people? :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://i100.independent.co.uk/image/9917-1x8b48f.gif

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 6

His face is kickable.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Undeniably.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Haha, what the hel- Ohh, relevant username.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Give that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.

10 years ago | Likes 868 Dislikes 7

Is almost 1 am and im laughing like an idiot... Thanks man

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wow, I had to cum back to upvote

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a former violinist, +1.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm laughing and I don't even know what a vibrato is

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crescendos.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Can you hear it Evey?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also, bitches love cannons.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I'm a Canon Rep. Does that count?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you a f**k mothering vampire?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

You're allowed to swear on the internet.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I'm Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They say TV makes you violent! I'd say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Can I get a dude. In Utah. To do this for me. Please.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

I'm in California. Wanna meet up in Winnemucca?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Utah reporting for duty

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Where are you stationed Sargent

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stationed in Lehi, cap'n

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ogden. :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:( Hopefully moving to slc in fall though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possibly...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You and me both girl! Damn!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Struggle of being single

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's nice you asked nice. Us Utah guys appreciate manners.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if by Utah you mean Florida, sure count me in

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Lol is Florida guys know how to do it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol. Well damn.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

come to florida duh

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm poor

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn op, now I'm in need of a good, stress relieving orgasm

10 years ago | Likes 356 Dislikes 6

Hey (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago (deleted Dec 10, 2015 9:20 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Can I be your toy? ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Dont u has bf.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No, I no haz bf... I had bf but no mo' :/

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Y u no haz bf? Wanna haz a gf?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

bf tooked my heart and he brokeded it, so no bf. but gf? i no think so, but i haz willingness to go on adventuresies wid girls

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am going on an adventure :))) Y he brokeded your heart? wanna share your story wiz me?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have that in common.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh sorry to hear that. You're pretty cute though . so yeah you have that going for you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks *blush and shyly look away *

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were you nearby, I'd be your Bugs.

10 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 3

I don't think she wants you to give her bugs.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Anywhere near ny?

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

Opposite side of the country unfortunately, I'm in Texas lol

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

Oh well. I guess it's a threesome with me, myself, and I tonight

10 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Whoa whoa whoa...I'm from ny

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 3

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10 years ago (deleted Feb 10, 2016 4:32 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

i'm guessing you're canadian?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Where in Texas?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Houston

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How close to Waco?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

About 3 hours

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Annnnd, it's gone.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

what's gone?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Texans do it better!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I like your nipples.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Luckily i am very close. Australia

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

oh damn, thats like, down the street

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1