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Apr 19, 2022 5:10 PM
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MrMetroid
We still see stories about people doing meth and disappearing into the woods (like literally a month ago a girl did this) this def happened
Walmartstallwithnolock
The soldiers just trying to sleep: WTF is that sound?! That guy:
Pentjotal
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7181119/Allied-troops-hopped-amphetamines-battlefield-learning-Nazi-super-drug.html
MisuseOfLiterally
just drop him in russia, let the issue solve itself
PlaceHolderTitle
SpaceHaggis
DoctorGonzo37
Oates, Oates, and Oates? The sitcom starring three genetic clones of John Oates??
mjarbar
The OG Madlad!
Stenosissue
my favorite guy is the white ghost and the man who brought his family sword on the feild
breguet
That is a true story, documented by army - you can find it from wikipedia
AlwaysUpvoteBunnies
knivesthebrutal
ty
tiagogafe
Thanks for posting the full gif. the post makes much more sense this way.
metcar
Yarnhub did a story about him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfoMvgDY8hk
thenewteddy
there are some awesome youtube vids on it; I like qxir's take as he tells it from the prospective of the drugged soldier.
GiantShortstacks
ITT: Imgur lionizes a methed up fascist.
GrouchyMarx
I didn't know Finns were fascist. I know they were allied with Germany to defend themselves against USSR, but that's not quite the same, now
GiantShortstacks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriotic_People%27s_Movement
GrouchyMarx
Yes, there has been fascist and other far-right movements in Finland. Did Aimo Koivunen belong to such a group?
szepasszony
Qxir's summary is probably the best I've seen. Link below.
szepasszony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRHm26fKKb8
1800MixAlot
It really wasn't a rampage, more of a methed up fever dream in which he somehow evaded death at the hands of the russians/nature/meth. Alot.
Mostlydeadpool
Starcraft Marine Boost. [whoosing sound] "oh yeah, that's the stuff!"
pianomagic
Stim pack
TheStealthHippopotamus
https://i.imgur.com/0QVN6k9
flavivsaetivs
This was also a thing in Forces of Corruption for Empire at War. "Stims" in Star Wars is just meth.
knivesthebrutal
It's not "just" meth, it's durameth; made from Transpari-shock tabs & dura-motor oil, in a cleaned can from that blue milk shit Luke drinks.
cheeseboy83
flavivsaetivs
This guy Star Wars-es^^
Asteroidrules
Those are the eyes of a man who has yet to come down fully.
DoctorGonzo37
The thing is, that’s the before photo. I’m pretty sure the landline fuckered up his face a bit.
JSBvette
Those are the eyes of a man who blinked during the exposure and his eyes were painted in.
tiagogafe
Flamebeanie
I mean Larry Thorne (Lauri Törni) was a green beret
tiagogafe
This post keeps going up and down and up and down
kevbot5000
Dredging through war histories if they're granular enough, random dudes turn into Rambo for a day with surprising frequency.
kevbot5000
MoH citations are a good place to look. (Or foreign equivalent) Korean war dude who clubbed a dozen-ish enemies with his entrenching tool.
GadenKerensky
Krieg approves.
HairyBamBam
WW2 Finnish soldiers would find Rambo cute. Simo Hayha killed more people with a damn hunting rifle.
Mostlydeadpool
The first one was fine. commando against small town cops isn't going end well. but the rest of "series" is...embarassing.
GCRust
It's sad that a reflective piece about the psychological scarring inflicted on innocent draftees turned into a chest thumping Murder fantasy
obarey
Rambo 3 is him teaming up Usama Bin Laden. They had to change the dedication at the end of it. Good times.
BobbyVegana
first was cautionary tale for PTSM, rest were military fantasies
PTKrieg
First Blood: "War leaves invisible wounds, and the suffering lingers long after the last shot." Pt 2: "Nam was cool, let's go back."
Megadentron
He looks like dash from the increidbles
Northwindlowlander
And he was Finnish in the first place which is already a major step towards insanity
szepasszony
I had a methhead neighbor that called me in the middle of the night b/c they were convinced alien eggs were hatching inside of them.
letsdosciencetogether
The Wikipedia article shows this is way less cool in reality. Dude overdosed, had a short burst of energy then passed out.
letsdosciencetogether
1 He took them all and had a short burst of energy, but then entered into a state of delirium, and lost consciousness. He remembered waking
letsdosciencetogether
4 So he accidentally set fire to a Russian camp by setting off a landmine. Would be cool if true, but think of the meth photos you've seen
letsdosciencetogether
2 up the following morning, separated from his patrol and having no supplies. In the following days, he escaped Soviet forces once again.
letsdosciencetogether
5 and then tell me you believe those folks became elite warriors after overdosing? He survived an overdose behind lines, that's the story.
L3NTON
The meth of today isn't the same as the meth of yesterday. Germany handed these things out like candy during the Blitzkrieg.
stondeed
Loafed-beans in the post pretty much sums it up correctly. Read an article of finnish army mag from ~1960 where they interviewed him 1/2
stondeed
But yes, he did not fight russians during the trip but I think he encountered them. Could be delusions of course :D pretty wild anyways
letsdosciencetogether
3 was injured by a land mine which also set fire to a nearby Russian camp, and laid in a ditch for a week waiting for help.
darthstormer
Pair this man with coke-bear and no force on earth could stop them.
Shoelebubba
Coke bear lasted maybe hours though.
8snFail
*Pablo Escobear
fullmetalstark
Sounds like a interesting take on a chaotic good beast master with alchemy
fknbastard
I’d watch that movie
BeetBoxer
Put him and cokebear on a treadmill and power Finland with the energy generated by the bear's attempt to run away from our guy here.
Seedofvengeance
Is Methman and Cokebear DC or Marvel?
Nalianna
yes.
GottaGetThoseSeedsMorty
Dark Horse is probably more likely
BlairT1
Toss in Andre the Giant and 120 cans of beer for funsies
NarratesTheDarkerStory
you don't need a sober Andre the Giant do you?
persepolis
Thats just a drunk moose at that point
sharK11
slightly buzzed moose*
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Canadian here: that’s really really dangerous
WhyDontYouMakeMe
That would also be fine
Daddymememaster1
So it turns out, drugs are good.
ruferto
they're neutral. how you use em is what matteers
mrputter
Mmmm-kay.
FilesInsideTheComputer
The problem is that some drugs are too good.
kevbot5000
The dose makes the poison, or the cure, as it were.
db201
And if you do them people think that you're cool.
Arcygenical
Drugs were always good.
L3NTON
Remember kids: The war on drugs was about the people groups who used the drugs, not the drugs themselves.
Idontneedrealfacts
I D.A.R.E. you to tell a bunch of kids that
Barkinsons
Amphetamines are highly addictive. Good for a one-time emergency during war maybe, but less for work or recreation
leeian44101
Not according to my doctor lol
MiCasaEsMufasa
I'm gonna tell Drugs you said that
waytoofaded
Adderall makes me the best version of myself. Wish I knew a way to get it prescribed instead of having to buy it from somebody.
Barkinsons
There is an awfully good recent example why drugs with addictive character should not be prescribed too liberally
zimirken
That depends on the drug. Side effects, tolerance, etc. Nicotine is highly addictive, but it doesn't mess you up like opiates do.
3Davideo
I'd say drugs are a tool. A hammer is useful for driving in nails, but not so much for surgery. Conversely, a scalpel is useful for >
3Davideo
> surgery, but not so much for woodworking.
zimirken
What is an xacto blade but a low quality scalpel.
JacktheKind
We should've defintely done more research for medical uses before damning every drug, because on hippie once took them. Man, fuck >
JacktheKind
conversative politics and fuck Reagan in particular.
kevbot5000
I mean, Nixon as the originator, but I don't wanna get in the way of Reagan hate so keep on keeping on.
confanity
It's reaaalllly not about hippies, trust me. Most of the drug war was basically about race, and finding reasons to jail nonwhite people.
JacktheKind
oh yeah, I forgot Brilliant, if only those asshats made the connection that racism has now cost us the dev of medicine we direly need today.
confanity
If US history proves anything, it's that racists will gladly harm themselves if they believe it harms The Other more.