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aggressivelobster
http://imgur.com/G2WaJZr
usernamesarewack
I'd suffer for you 7 days a week for 3 straight weeks.
NotRodB
Here's to you guys not seeing this >:)
IneedtochangemyusernameandIguessthiswillhavetodo
hah! saw it!
NotRodB
yall must be really bored :P
whatevenarecats
I saw
NotRodB
you shouldn't see me like that... not like that
PBandBananas
I saw it and you're good looking might I add!
NotRodB
Well thank you very much! PBandB
PBandBananas
You are very welcome! 8)
ruffcats
i see everything.
NotRodB
F U Ruff cats, f u! Well glad you see all!
WhereLBJsNutsHang
Oh! Senpai noticed you!!!!
Cranflakes
Selfie? My contribution:
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kobylamb
Ohmygoodness that is the cutest smile ever
Cranflakes
Well thank you! :)
onelastsalute
Babe status;)
Cranflakes
Thanks! :)
TheRealMNightShyamalan
Why is everyone so attractive? I thought everybody was like me http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Love-and-Other-Drugs.gif
ahorseisahorseofcourseofcourseandnoonecantalktoahorseofcourse
Selfie train womp womp!
BeetsAndHoney
Oh my days you are a fine specimen
WhereLBJsNutsHang
WHERG WHERG!
kobylamb
Looking classy as hell, handsome
Tver937
welp.
maryannexed
stylish bloke alert
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
I'm interested. Lemme smash (pls)--I swear I'm a chick.
ahorseisahorseofcourseofcourseandnoonecantalktoahorseofcourse
hahaha
laNikiNt
epic tattoos :)
ahorseisahorseofcourseofcourseandnoonecantalktoahorseofcourse
Thank you :)
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
Owww!
itsaravemayve
http://imgur.com/4TQhbVD I offer you this selfie you magnificent bastard.
wheresthebaby
+1 for your dedicated costume.
favoriteandforget
God it's so fucking glorious. I once was an even cuter Minnie Mouse though, and I'm a dude.
itsaravemayve
I demand evidence.
favoriteandforget
http://imgur.com/dE22sxT The other guy is supposed to be that Scottish/Irish archer girl disney character
itsaravemayve
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.
favoriteandforget
I know we're hot hahaha
favoriteandforget
Inbox me.
SkippingDisc
That's some Freudian shit right there http://imgur.com/8pUywom
IAmNotRoy
I just want to know the sex of Anon.
Starvegal
*oedipal
MrChurch
Anonymous Rex
FailToImpress
*Edible
craz3d
Nnooooooo ugh
ThelateDentArthurDent
You Britta'd it!
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
Oedipus was actually overcome with guilt and disgust. This guy enjoyed what he did.
Shaykh
I read what happened with Oedipus. But what did Freud do?
LotusJackhammers
He had a bunch of theories like guys wanting to have sex with their moms and wanting to kill their dads.
SkippingDisc
True. You made a new thing.
somejunkandstuff
I have been here long enough to read through them mostly unphased, but I audibly gasped when I read that one.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two.. One to hold the ladder, and the other to screw the mother.
Ontheotherhandyouhavedifferentfingers
As a therapist so many of these confessions make me worried... this one made me face palm.
franklynraps
I call a hopeful bullshit
younotbigshit
But really, they should share.
biscuitsforeveryone
Ya for science.
Teddysan
Agreed
prfesser
Plot twist: Parents discovered Anon's activities some time ago.
ischiocavernosus
Tried to take a selfie...http://imgur.com/eY4prjH
wheresthebaby
Liver balling?
MMPRMastodon
http://imgur.com/pgzluai
FrostViking
You tried to take a selfie, then your bernie upped your selfiegame.
Stronghold07
you're welcome http://imgur.com/G8VxJaG
ICouldEatAKnobAtNight
TIL: floppy disks are computer files
lucidcute
So like, what Tyler Durden does.
TheShameOfArt
This Anonymous guy sure has done a lot of weird ass stuff.
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UnfinishedUserna
and cute !
ChefG0ldblum
WE R ANONYMOUS http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eQoXOjw2L.jpg
chemistrydoc
He has also done some things that, if his identity were revealed, would end up in Imgur opening a major can of whoop ass on him.
pandalicious
This one's real name is Oedipus
ithoughtanonwasaname
Don't tell me about it.
whatshappeninghere
Sometimes I wonder if he might be the hacker known as 4chan...
tasteslikechaos
Who is this 4chan?
4chansbboard
Perhaps
TheShameOfArt
shambonobo
http://imgur.com/8yygK8m my contribution
PBandBananas
You're super adorable! I love your hair!
shambonobo
Thank you! :)
SkippingDisc
whoa
shambonobo
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/OIXrp.gif
JediRedBeard
Keep on keepin on Polka Dots.
shambonobo
All day everyday
TheRealDurdan
There really are some beautiful people on here
shambonobo
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mee6e7SyVK1rd2duyo1_250.gif
DrHarleenFrancesQuinzelMD
How YOU doin'?
shambonobo
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf14oqyRqG1qbpn58.gif
fakedmyname
A selfie! http://imgur.com/1D98WPu
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fakedmyname
Awww! Thanks for noticing me :)
coragalli
Thumb up. Would awkwardly stare at in bar while chugging drink, then leave without saying anything.
fakedmyname
Aww, that'S too bad. What if I'm the man of your dreams and you don't know? You'd miss that opportunity...
coragalli
True, though Im fairly certain me being too chickenshit to say anything WOULD make you the man of my dreams, not man of my reality. Um, sup?
WhereLBJsNutsHang
^what they said
fakedmyname
^What I said. ;)
WhereLBJsNutsHang
Well hello!
fakedmyname
Oh Hai!
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Dark hair, blue eyes, great lips, sideburns... that's my fetish. *swoons*
megkat
Golfing selfie...I just wanna be cool like you guys
identicalWorlds
megkat
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hi.gif
identicalWorlds
KraftDurchKoelsch
My every-morning-cup. And also a selfie, just this once.
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
Living your name?
KraftDurchKoelsch
You got that right.
vaginapower
I can only see 2/3 of your face and I'm already convinced you're attractive.
KraftDurchKoelsch
Thanks, @vaginapower ! :P Who knows, the missing 1/3 could be really bad.
aggressivelobster
You're looking fine as hell
KraftDurchKoelsch
And you made a grumpy selfie. Fine too though!
BefreeHugtrees
brushie brushie http://imgur.com/Fv4qqCc
IrilSaffran
BRUSHY BRUSHY!!
BefreeHugtrees
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE HERE, BRUSHIE BRUSHIE THERE, BRUSHIE BRUSHIE EVERYWHERE
N3ptun
Solid tactic!
BefreeHugtrees
brushing my teeth?
N3ptun
SivHD referance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmzLeDWk-nA
CptTightPants
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE
BefreeHugtrees
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE HERE, BRUSHIE BRUSHIE THERE, BRUSHIE BRUSHIE EVERYWHERE
ObliviousVirgin
Brushie brushie on a couch? Heathen!
BefreeHugtrees
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE HERE, BRUSHIE BRUSHIE THERE, BRUSHIE BRUSHIE EVERYWHERE
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BefreeHugtrees
CANT STOP ME FROM BRUSHIEING!!!! :P http://imgur.com/crwfLie
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BefreeHugtrees
but yeah, I totally forgot about this thread
BefreeHugtrees
ObliviousVirgin, the hero we need, not the hero we deserve
ObliviousVirgin
I just saw the gif and thought "well that's an interesting place to--oh yeah, brushie brushie! :o" Doing my duty by the people of imgur~ :P
Skeeterlizard
http://imgur.com/t89L7DX i got a flower.
Scorpioli
..I got a flower, I got a flower, hey hey hey hey!
Skeeterlizard
FLOWER POWER
fairycheese
That is a nice flower.
avidaphid
That is a nice beard.
ruffcats
Luna and I
ArchJaeger
That puppy looks concerned because all of these confessions
DickChapey
Dear Lord. Send more. Pls. Snapchat is marknuttah (This is basically a death sentence.)
alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright
ruffcats quick tell me how old you are before i feel like a total pervert.
ruffcats
20 on halloween
alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright
PRAISE THE LAWD
anyalynn
THANK GOD. You're hot.
cyrillic
Good good, and do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
AnaPetrak
Omg you're actually cute.....I don't know what to do with this info
IAmNoTree
Wooo, cute. Single?
thereisnolifeiknowtocomparewithpureimagination
Jesus, ruffcats, you're so young! I thought you were some old perv who gets off on people's confessions :p
wheresthebaby
I thought the same!
lsteamer
This. I saw the image and I was like WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!
ruffcats
i'll be 20 on Halloween
Hellboundclown
Holy crap me and Ruffcats are the same age! We're like twins!
Ummmokay
Christ I feel like an old perv for adding you on snapchat, even just to get the imgur notices!
staplestapler
I'll be 20 the day after Halloween! That's pretty cool I guess.
Scorpioli
Geez, I'm gonna be 25 on Halloween. Happy Early Bday fellow Weener!...
ruffcats
omg, "weener" how have i never thought of that?!!? and happy early birthday to you!
TheodoreWitchfucker
Halloween birthday? Same here, so advanced congratulations!
Scorpioli
Idk, I just came up with it actually.. I immediately regretted it after. lol
Polismack
Hahaha I'm older than y- no wait I turn 20 in February. God damn it.
jcarn
21 in Feb mwuhahahha
Hellboundclown
20 In December, youngen!
Polismack
Damn you geriatric citizen!
thereisnolifeiknowtocomparewithpureimagination
Holy fuck, you're a baby! And all these people send you their freaky confessions, your poor innocent mind :p!
Othayuni
Hey, a young mind can be more ready to take on the horrors of the world thank you think.
StuckInBetweeen
As someone who'll also be 20 on Halloween (coincidentally): hahahaha innocent mind.
thereisnolifeiknowtocomparewithpureimagination
Haha, I guess I'm just thinking of myself when I was 20
ilikestalemarshmallows
Mine's not quite as intrigued by selfies as Luna seems to be but oh well
TheRealMNightShyamalan
Where'd you get the adorable puppy? I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY COME FROM!
ruffcats
shelter
Ivaer
I feel so fucking old.
JamieWilko
Marley and Me say hi -
CanadiansWilllRule
Hipster vibesss
wheresthebaby
Hi dog n human
PsychoDK
I was afraid that this would be a picture of you and a dead dog...
startrekpotato
YOU ARE ALSO VERY ATTRACTIVE
CodependantHumpDeBumps
not sure if dude or chick
DishonoredUser
I still don't know.
JamieWilko
I'm a dude, dude. :)
ruffcats
also
Summersky
oh sweet jesus on a jelly bean xD
XybermanXX
Holy crap that's intense. Its like you asked the barber for a vanilla/chocolate dip hair cut.
thereisnolifeiknowtocomparewithpureimagination
That is one adorable dog!
ruffcats
MORE PICTURES OF LUNA! /a/Gt94o
Minnesoooota
bang bang bangity bang I said a bang bang bangity bang
iamthatbitch
Can I haz itz....
OffendedPigeon
i'm crying cuteness rainbows send help
MartynMage
Of I had a picture of me and my dog, I'd post that.. Otherwise:
WackTheHorld
So, you posted a photo of you and one your dawgs instead!
scootypuffjr73
I like how that entire van is a futon
momofukme
Sup
vaginaengineer
I don't know where you are, but it looks very cozy
MartynMage
VW Bus Haha
vaginaengineer
ahhhh it looked like a vw wagon so that makes sense!
MartynMage
Yeah :D It's a lot of fun :p
evanessism
For about 10 seconds I thought my Wife Luna had met ruffcats and didn't tell me.
RuckOverMe
SandInYourVagina
Yogi and myself: http://imgur.com/lY7mBxj
luvbeaglepuppy
Me and one of my dogs Tippy! :) http://imgur.com/bIOH4GJ
bustyblonde
aww you two are so cute
889922
Kloie and I http://imgur.com/fFCbc3x
metallifuk
Rosee (Rose) and myself.
SoURsayingTheresAChance
I don't usually post selfies..but when I do, it's from a proud moment :) pic after defending my dissertation:
kingofrain86
I feel like your username is a response to mine
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
CONGRATS!!!
chemistrydoc
Selfies weren't really a thing when I defended my dissertation. Are. Are you? Are you a scientist?
SoURsayingTheresAChance
chemistrydoc, fellow scientist! yes, math/science field, and this was two months ago, selfies had already established quite the following ;)
chemistrydoc
Imgonnatipyouwell
That was cool. Also hi chemistrydoc, you're the man and I hope things are going well. Or at least better.
thehundredandfirstpercentile
What was your dissertation on?
beansofthunder
Where's your sword?!
SoURsayingTheresAChance
armed with mind bullets, wonderboy style
JediRedBeard
Sweet glasses yo.
SoURsayingTheresAChance
thanks yo.
HereticKiller6
So you look like Jennifer Lawrence and you're smart? You must be a spokesperson for LG too, because your life must be good.
SoURsayingTheresAChance
you're sweet :)but I'm pretty socially inept, nerdy/eccentric/sarcastic, friends have said sherlock-esque but not as a flattering comparison
HereticKiller6
I don't see a problem with any of those things. So you're compared to RDJ as well? I'd be pretty flattered if I were you.
SoURsayingTheresAChance
HereticKiller6
I would be more than okay with a girl having that kind of personality. You're pretty cool yourself.
NIC0LANGEL0
Here is my selfie: http://imgur.com/3ZQlBhW.jpg
sleepyparadox
you. I like you. also that bra looks comfy.
toastlover9
You have lovely eyes
TheuserformerlyknownasDan
nigga you look like a fly lmao
tartesk13
and that is the sound of an undefined amount of Imgurians looking up what "steganography" means...
rcopeland87
For the uninitiated, http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steganography
Kude
And the silent laughter of the few nerds who knew what it meant (or those who watched enough NCIS and N3mbers)
Trumpcard814
the art or practice of concealing a message, image, or file within another message, image, or file - Wikipedia
whiskeywonka
haahahha oh god you are right
Yell0wJ4cket
unless shes a computer tech dont you think a hidden folder placed deep in the file system will be ok? No need for hacker 22nd centuary.
atlanteanchick
you are the only person to come close to making me understand what the hell we are talking about…. thank you sir!!
Beelsebooob
The best bit is - the MPAA logo on that page has the BluRay master key stegonographically hidden in it.
ruffcats
I will admit that i had to lol. i skipped over that confession many times because i never knew what it meant
Entropik
As a digital security major, steganography is awesome.
eronth
holy fuck i thought it said stenography. Which makes 0 fucking sense.
atlanteanchick
thats what i read too. I´ve also read the link above and STILL don't know what the fuck I'm posting about
BobMakingPie
I used to know, but now I forgot.
insanityincorp
Does no one remember "Chuck"? nerd herd ring any bells? the intercept?
Flamingosbitch
Is no one going to talk about the guy who fucked a sleeping bag being named Jenna?
tartesk13
i'm going to go with no. it is more or less along the lines of 'the norm' for this series. lol
diab64
I know it from watching Numb3rs.
MasterPintsman
I fucking love it when the top comment reflects the exact thing I did when I read the post. We are one, Imgur!
claireconcept
Googled it before I even read the rest of this post.
Tyrannis
I did this as well. +1 for catching us
coe2012
you got me
curlyjefferson
I feel special for already knowing :P 4 years a PI specialising in NetSec and computer forensics.
Jupeez
I had to look up swamp ass.
derpesofthemouth
Got me.
Troniac
Link for convenience: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/steganography?s=t
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
I clicked on the hyperlinked "image" hoping for an example, and just got the definition for image.
Sypher97
Yep got me too
tartesk13
+1 to you for being the nice person! =P
SleepyMagoo
I mean, I guess I technically understand now... but I don't understand. What did he do? Did he PS his ex's in wedding pics? That's dumb.
therealwadey
You're doing God's work, sir +1
gourami
It was my college thesis.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
O_O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!? YOU READ MY HEAD! STOP IT!!!
tartesk13
Well, you know what they say, "Great minds think alike."
chemenger8
As I understand, he must place them partway through the album, so the wife just sees, "oh look, wedding photos" and looks no further.
RoboLuddite
Nope, he's hidden pictures *inside* other pictures.
chemenger8
Then how? I know you can change something imperceptible to someone not looking, but where do you hide an ex picture inside another photo?
LadyTotesMcGoats
ty for writing that out so i didn't have to keep switching tabs to remember how to type it
UH60Mechanic
I did too, and then imagesearched and realized you can't really fucking imagesearch it.
EroticZombiePants
Yup. I first read that as spirography.
Litten
The only reason I know it is because I had to do a seminar on advance steganography in uni. :P
AssManProctologist
haha I was about to until I read a reply.
Convicted
thanks for posting this so i can copy and paste it into google +1
Isometimesupvotereposts
I just did that
tartesk13
I waited for Troniac to post the link. =P
JeromeHamtaro
The art of drawing Stegosauruses
dabbingislovedabbingislife
so fcking true
crossturtle
guilty
pointypirate
This comment made me laugh more than any of the confessions
tartesk13
Happy to get a smile! hope that are able to continue to do so throughout the days!
lowenbailey
What does it mean? Im too lazy to look
driyon
It's a complex style of storing pictures within the root sub binaries of a file while a file output the original sequence of code (the pic)>
driyon
The hidden code in the sub binaries runs a proxy shell over the I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about
ZombieEinstein
It's a mathematical method of hiding one computer file inside of another. You only see the file intended to be seen >>
ZombieEinstein
>> but running it back through the 'stego' program will produce the hidden file for viewing.
Bombideer
Now to figure out how to stega-store stuff.
lowenbailey
Thanks! You're awesome
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Can confirm; zombie Einstein is awesome
imgurgud
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
FrogPaste
Living up to your username, I see.
ZombieEinstein
Someone tried to give me shit for my username last week. My reaction: http://imgur.com/WZeqVvx
LennyKoggins
Basically hiding something in plain sight.
ZombieEinstein
Plain sight would be more along the lines of an odd file name and changing the extension. This is more obfuscation >>
CanadiansWilllRule
^^ way better and easier to understand than the definition I found when Googling
ZombieEinstein
This method is most often used for images, but there really are no restrictions; you can hide nearly any file inside any other >>
sj2890
I thought the '>>' was little eyes at first.
ZombieEinstein
I can see that. I just use it because it shaves a character off of "x/n"
IWentToImgurAndAllIGotWasThisShittyUsername
It became famous during the Cold War. Basically, hiding a microscopic picture inside another picture.
whiskeywonka
how many pictures on imgur have CP steno'd in them
dubhgradh
that's a depressing thought that is why i never downloaded any image from /b/
whiskeywonka
It is kinda depressing.You just never know whats going to have it and if you do not know the key you can not view it.Might this pic has some
dubhgradh
well, i was going for \ a "the cops aren't going to believe you when you say you had no idea. so you really can't trust anyone". but yeah...
whiskeywonka
Oh yea the cops wont believe you, ever.
voxeltime
Did you know that 'caturday''s sole purpose was that?
whiskeywonka
You think so?
voxeltime
I know so. Sadly.
whiskeywonka
I am very very sorry.
JacobTheThomasKali
Exactly what I did.
JediRedBeard
Who's ready for Monday Night Footballlll?
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JediRedBeard
Compliment recieved. :)
lowenbailey
Nice beard!
JediRedBeard
Sank you very much.
abbylovesme
you look like magnificent irish man!
fantapantsmcfatty
That is such a red beard!
Pocketsand
1+ for another red beard
rawritsbrooke
I'm so sorry that you're a Rams fan :( I hope you recover soon
JediRedBeard
I'm honestly not sure I will. That was a rollercoaster of emotions that started high and ended really low..
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Hooray for fellow ginger bearder!
JediRedBeard
My brotha
meismanator
Mmmm beard
JediRedBeard
Mmmm yes? *my beard typed that*
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
Yes please.
AntzInMyEyezJohnson
The Rams weren't...
JediRedBeard
We were in the first quarter...
AntzInMyEyezJohnson
It's okay they at least looked the part of "The Greatest Show on Turf" with the throwbacks.
MordinSolustheScienceVolus
HELLO, FELLOW REDHEAD! YOU MUST FIND A REDHEADED WOMAN TO CONTINUE OUR GLORIOUS PEOPLE.
JediRedBeard
I SHALL TRY. FRECKLES AND SUNBURNS FO LIFE!
MordinSolustheScienceVolus
*SECRET REDHEAD HANDSHAKE!*
wheresthebaby
Glorious. That is all.
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JediRedBeard
That is quite flattering ;P
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JediRedBeard
Well thank you kind stranger. Let us be internet friends.
dunnowhy
Great great great beard ! *.*
JediRedBeard
Thank ye kindly
gingersnap1316
yay gingers!!
DoctorJungyBrongen
This photo wasn't taken by me, so i guess it isnt a textbook "selfie", but this is me, hello imgur! http://imgur.com/OGr7zVf
ruffcats
glorious lol
thehoopiestfrood
Gurl I love your dress!
thethingthatgoesbumpinthenight
You got some nice legs
DoctorJungyBrongen
I ran track in college. This was a skit from a thing we did to raise some money for breast cancer research.
thethingthatgoesbumpinthenight
well good job!
Rollet
Why the fuck would you wipe your ass on something another guys gona wear?
Lynnifer21
Question... why do you need a dressing room for a hoodie...they go over your clothing, dressing room not required
siriuslygetyourownfirebolt
To wipe your ass, apparently
GentlemanWendigo
Better Question: Who the fuck leaves the house without cleaning their 'swamp ass' or 'mud butt'. That's nasty!
Rollet
Haha, very true.
wintermute93
Huh? Swamp ass refers to when your ass gets sweaty. No poop involved.
GentlemanWendigo
Oh well that's the first time I ever heard that phrase so I just assumed if an ass is swampy then...?
aaaaskeetskeet
Cause he's lying for Internet points
CoconutCyclone
How does that work when the story is posted by someone else?
aaaaskeetskeet
I don't think this is even in the right post et how'd my post get here
Geekyre
He's probably not, I work at a store that has a bulls-eye. Co-worker who does fitting picks up clothes in fitting room. Then stories, 1/2
Geekyre
and after stories I always wash my clothes I buy. Please wash clothes after you buy them...
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Rollet
Looks like most people didn't agree with you. xD
naughtydismutase
I laughed a lot but then I remembered that I may have been a victim of something lke that.
wafflesandpuppies
So you can laugh at others misfortune
lucidcute
If you are a hateful little nobody and it makes you feel powerful.
jessjoking
Could be a girl, you never know.
fairycheese
Selfies you say? http://imgur.com/RVnUBbx I think I look rather glamorous in this one.
PolarBears91
Danm ghoul
TheGenieOfTheLamp
10/10 right there
fairycheese
I kid, of course- http://imgur.com/pxE0sZu take some upvotes
beckadoomsday
Had to stalk your profile after seeing this to see if you were my friend, now you know you have at least 1 double! http://imgur.com/81oYquR
fairycheese
Sweet, she's adorable! :D
beckadoomsday
Well you both got dem cheek bones.
maryannexed
keep calm and eat a what? I must know, for science
KraftDurchKoelsch
cupcake. There's a cupcake on the poster.
maryannexed
we, the Sherlock Society, have gathered on this auspicious day, to give you the Sherlock award, as you are the Sherlockiest of Sherlocks!
KraftDurchKoelsch
fairycheese
Cupcake!
DickChapey
Why are you covering up that beautiful nose of yours? LET THE WORLD SEE.
fairycheese
Well, if you insist- http://imgur.com/lXWEcCm
maryannexed
she's not covering up her nose, she's got it in her pocket
DickChapey
I love it.
fairycheese
Why thankyou sir!
PookieHOS
well that's fucking terrifying
fairycheese
You don't like mermaids?
narwallaby
Dang gurl, you been workin out?
raszion23
I was going to read the other comments, but first let me take a selfie! http://imgur.com/WbXH7W4
iLynux
This nigga rollin.
thatwilldopig
Dayum. (I literally said that out loud.)
ImRoniDeutch
Boom. Pregnant.
hotxbuns
Dem cheekbones tho
raszion23
Runs in the family I was told
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
Hi, you are a very attractive person. *runs and hides*
godhateswolverine
UH60Mechanic
I like that royal purple shirt a lot.
raszion23
Thank you. Bought it at Express
maryannexed
woo woo, handsome! and great smile
MMPRMastodon
Another black guy! Hey other black guy! Granted, you are MUCH more attractive than I am, either way hi!
raszion23
Hey there fellow black person!!!
Scorpioli
Those prominent cheeks doe! :P
danidanig
Heeeyyyy
CompleteandTotalEnterKey
Cutie ;)
smgth
Isn't maple syrup smelling pee an indicator of a medical condition like diabetes or something?
imfeelingskinnytony
yes it is. that person really needs to go to the doctor. there is a special diet and vitamins he/she needs to be on
Synesthetician
He could have.... Canadian nationality. :O
NobodyHasToReadThisCrap
The disease aside, maple syrup smell can also come from having lots of fenugreek in your diet, though it mostly changes the smell of sweat.
AhmedTheClockMaker
As a breastfeeding mother, YUP.
NobodyHasToReadThisCrap
@mrsgregston, that's how I found out, too. My clothes smelled like maple syrup for months. :)
GoldenAppleofEris
I think my morning shower pee smells like Cheerios.
PaliQ
Mine smells like sugar pops or sugar snaps or whatever they were called.
sweetpatata6
In all seriousness, if you aren't already diagnosed with diabetes @gamestop, go see a doctor.
LostSailorGirl
Or… Maybe they're just Canadian. :-P
Zerubbabel
I thought it was a sign of true patriot love in all thy sons command.
fuckweaselry
There is an herb used as a lactation stimulant that is called Fenugreek & it makes pee & sweat smell like waffles too.
alfieslady
I swear it made my baby smell like a pancake
fuckweaselry
As an atheist, om nom nom. But seriously, I would rather smell mapley than like what urine & sweat normally smell like...
chibbity
FWIW, when I was taking fenugreek supplements while nursing, every part of my body smelled like maple syrup, even my armpits.
DishonoredUser
@Gamestop you should probably get that checked
sgtothethree
Seriously, yes. Gamestop should see a doctor.
Veggisaurus
I like how Imgur helps people even medically.
SayIAmYou
Not if he identifies as maple treekin.
smgth
So if I decide to start calling myself a keg I'll start peeing beer?
SayIAmYou
Not automatically, but you couldn't complain if it did.
chbarts
But really, it's just his urine reekin.
11stars
http://www.healthline.com/health/maple-syrup-urine-disease#Symptoms5
DoctorsPrescribeNursesProvide
Yup.
ScienceMAN1
Yes
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
Glucosauria!
smgth
Bless you.
GR3453m0nk3y
Yes, it's an indication of Canadianism.
smgth
100% fatal. Every Canadian in history has died. Except the ones who are alive now. Who only have a few more years, poor hosers...
hellomoin
maple syrup, why the name "Canada" coming up on my mind!
cookiemonster333
Not sure but i betting he is a Canadian.
ForTheLoveOfTalosShutUpAndLetsGetThisOverWith
As someone with diabetes, yes. It is. Get that shit checked out.
sqow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_disease
UpDooot
I was thinking someone just typed all that shit today to put that up but it hasn't been modified in days
naughtydismutase
Holy shit, this exists? I thought someone had made a fake entry.
SomethingLiterary
100% thought everyone was joking until I read the Wikipedia article.
PeriodQueen
Holy shit I thought everyone was pulling my leg! This is real?!
yoshioshi
It's on Wikipedia, sooooo...
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
And ketoacidosis as a symptom/affect? fuck, that's bad
chiefslithersnake
When I drink coffee in the morning, the next piss that I take smells like sugar smacks cereal.
Wuesty93
I get the same thing, except I haven't described it as sugar smacks
chiefslithersnake
Well then Wuesty93, you haven't lived!
AccidentalBro
He might have Canadianism
stevetehpirate
I thought it was an indicator of being Canadian.
AhmedTheClockMaker
KETONES! Type two diabetes my friend! But he'd also be fatigued and overtly thirsty ALL the time.
cookiecakemonster
"sir, i'm going to need a urine sample. yeah, just kinda poke your thumb into the pancake stack to make a little cup."
smgth
TraitorousTrump3
That's my fet...no it's not.
InquisitiveRaptor
can also be a symptom of takin Fenugreek
fuckweaselry
Waffles & milk, part of this balanced breakfast ;)
kansas555
Yup smelled like it for months while trying to boost my breast milk supply. My husband loved it, said it was delicious.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
He said the urine was delicious... I'm just trying to confirm here, everyone else is talking about urine.
kansas555
No, my maple flavored vagina lol.
neffstradamus
my gf led me to believe, for a solid 2 months, that she had a magic pussy. When I found out about her fenugreek use I felt betrayed
chibbity
I just wanted to chime in to say that this is no joke -- taking fenugreek makes _all_ your body fluids smell like syrup.
LostSailorGirl
My thoughts exactly!
spoon89
Yes, it can be an indicator.
smgth
Thought so...certainly explains why I was downvoted,...oh wait, no it doesn't...
Lemuraben
Some might have misread as "mental condition" and taken offence or something? No idea; I was thinking the same thing.
WhoisTallPaul
Hahaha
LadyTotesMcGoats
the explanation is ppl are assholes
smgth
Eh, it worked itself out. When I said that my comment went down to zero...
MatrimBloodyCauthon
People are bunch of bastards. -The reason.
smgth
Eh, it worked itself out. When I said that my comment went down to zero...
MatrimBloodyCauthon
THAT NEVER WORKS FOR ME. You must have the Dark One's own luck.
AlmostCertainlyNotJesus
Maple syrup urine disease. It's a thing in itself and can be fairly serious in some cases.
DMGuy
...TIL.
smgth
Yeah, I thought I'd heard of that.
Sklumlord
However it's fantastic to have if you love pancakes
fizyx
The college I graduated from changed its name, and it has the new acronym of MSUD... they made sure not to use it cause of that disease.
toomanycatsoknotenoughcats
It's the number one cause of death here in Canada
ScienceMAN1
Yes but it's a congenital genetic disease. You can't ''catch it''
tulipsarebetterthanone
Selfie after I decided to cut around right inches of my hair off! http://imgur.com/ykt62pA
MakeCuntGreatAgain
http://imgur.com/MQwBwI2
KorbanBC
Can I do the first confession with you? I feel I need to do that
HereticKiller6
Really? Nobody? Fine, I'll say it. If you ever want some of those inches back, I would happily disappoint you.
laNikiNt
smooth
Jkally
Wow! Looks awesome!
kingofrain86
Sup?
JediRedBeard
My friend has that same tattoo on her back.
tulipsarebetterthanone
Sigh..... Yes I'm sure she does. I hear this weekly
JediRedBeard
:( I'm sorry I didn't mean it in a bad way. I like the tattoo on both of you :P
RobosaurusREX
As a tattoo wearer. My least favorite thing to hear too
fakedmyname
You are beautiful.
tulipsarebetterthanone
Eight.... Damn Swype.
BuffaloDanger
You're good, I think you cut the right inches off.
ruffcats
i have a love hate relationship with swype
tulipsarebetterthanone
Right?!
DickChapey
You mean eight?
tulipsarebetterthanone
Exactly.
philgood222
http://imgur.com/NIibvSQ
ALittleBitofBacon
Well...your really pretty.
qaaaaa
http://imgur.com/cJUvrEz fuck that guy
AzureYonna
I worked 6+ years in retail. This is only ONE reason you should wash everything before you wear it. People are gross. Very, very gross.
Lugh314159
...as someone else who also worked in retail... YES. Seriously, people... you have no fucking clue how disgusting some people are.
C1Boi
I cringed when I read that. Fuckin prick.
Ivaer
You want Ebola? Because this is how you get Ebola.
Samamsh
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yes, please do
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ThatAssYouLove
Wrong comment?
420Dongstorm
wtf are you on about?
rufio42
I never thought to wash new clothes until I read these replies. Now I feel horrible
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
I...I've done this before...only I didn't hang it back up, I just left it in the changing room. I...I left a huge shit-streak on it...
Materclaritas
go rot in a sack
Xerubay
As someone who works in retail softlines: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
Sorry. I won't do it again.
DishonoredUser
Jesus christ. I honestly want to know what the thought process behind this is.
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
With friends trying on clothes. Super fucking hot outside, no A/C inside. Trying to impress one of the girls (also a friend) 1/2
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
so I did the first thing I could. Also, the store had no bathrooms and my butt was starting to smell.
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
So basically the heat caught up to me and I had been having some stomach issues...swamp ass ensued. I panicked when everyone started leaving
lngwlkr
Good for you for not deleting the post. Ride this train till it comes off the tracks! (you are at -75 so I didn't vote either way)
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
Damn...and I just managed to become glorious... well, it's been nice knowin' everyone...
anubisfike
You can't wipe properly? Are you a child? Go fuck yourself, for real.
imgursresidentasshole
what's done is done. Telling someone to fuck themselves solves nothing.
LurkerModeDeactivated
Go fuck yourself.
imgursresidentasshole
wow you totally solved everything, thanks!
rushyboy123
Solved
stegg31
you, my friend, are a dickbag
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
I am well aware.
giveleoanoscar
That's exactly why I wash my clothes before wearing them. Only God knows what sick shit people do when they try them on. Nasty
TrixiHobbitz
As someone who has worked for Kohls the employees have to deal with it. It gets bagged and marked to be destroyed.
Robvp
This is why i am reluctant to try on clothes when i buy them
MMPRMastodon
Since I know this will get lost in the ether. Behold, my face, feel free to make fun of it
revcleo
If you wore the facial prosthetics you could be the galaxy's most cheerful Klingon
MMPRMastodon
Legitimately speaking, you aren't the first to say that
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
HA! Your face makes you look like a..really nice guy. :D
MMPRMastodon
That hurts... that cut deep. Too mean...just...too...mean...
onelastsalute
your smile is sweet :)
MMPRMastodon
http://imgur.com/g87OPVG
Gangleri
You look chill as hell, dude.
EricaMEricaM
You look like you have a great laugh.
ArcaneDryad
Here's to @ruffcats https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10629471_10204104101218731_8711885642392485521_o.jpg
Brinho
That's so cool, I've got a gif on my profile of me shooting my bow at my phone :D
MMPRMastodon
You know, with you just copying the hyperlink from facebook, it could be easy for creepy interneters to find you on facebook. TMYK
ArcaneDryad
Yea, but even if I uploaded it anywhere else, a simple reverse search would still lead them there. So I really don't care
CouncilWomanKnope
My first archery class http://imgur.com/8ntD6dJ
HalfwayToRelevance
Is that the pendant Arwen gave to Aragorn?
ArcaneDryad
Yeah
Zoso000
What a dork, haha....i think I love her...
Exploderizer
Evenstar, from the looks of it, yeah.
ZeroThree
Yesss. Archery! I love the glove you're using.
ArcaneDryad
Thanks :)
C1Boi
That's hot.
DMGuy
But really.
HeavenIsABetterPlaceIHopeYouAllDie
Paris Hilton?
kingofrain86
Very nice form you have there.
rawrfrawrf
With her anchor point so far and right of her dom eye, I feel like she might hit consistently to the left (unless she corrects for this) 1/2
someguy68
Holding the bow well, too.
EroticZombiePants
I think I have a new crush.
DNG2016
Selfie from my flagpole days
?1
CptTightPants
Impressive upper body strength