Chris Hardwick's Doctor Who Themed Birthday Party
My mis-cut fortune cookie is a little ominous.
Baby trash pandas look like tiny werewolves
Graffiti found under stairwell in abandoned building
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!
Have yourself a classy holiday!
MRW I'm stalking someone and I eavesdrop on them telling a joke
Newest addition to the Hollywood Walk Of Fame
The saddest little trash panda and his cotton candy
Xmas Shell Fee
Illegal Tender
It's my cake day! Here's a photo of me rubbing my pussy
My roommate's Halloween costume
It's my birthday, goddammit.
My friend's epic Business Fish costume
My cat has a tiny black heart
Went to Wasteland Weekend, caught a guy watching the amazing sunset
Nature? Meh.
I think the spiders on my patio spend too much time on Pinterest
Coming June 17th, The McDick!
My friend took his pug to Vegas
I suppose hamsters have ended up in worse holes...
When it's the middle of the night and I can't close the Imgur tab.
Knock, Knock
How about a little Sunday coffee talk?
And so on. And so on. And so on.
Irony on my morning walk...
MRW my boss tells me I can leave early.
Because AMERICA
Awkward VDAY Poll
Even giants can be softies
Oh hey, are those sweet potato fries?
A list of American Rappers according to Wikipedia
A friend of mine makes his own pinecar derby cars for a local bar competition
MRW I woke up sick the day I have to do a 15 hour day on set.
My Secret Santa!
TIL Ron Swanson was in Sin City
GOD. DAMMIT.
It's my cake day! Here's my extremely cheerful cat.
V-Day Selfie (and LNI!)
My basic flirting technique
Pimp Cat in Las Vegas
Why I'm Going To Hell
Caught my fury fat beans cuddling
Any time I try to prove to people that I'm a badass.
Turned a $1 dancing magnet flower toy into Groot
My custom made They Live mask!
I'm sculpting a Weeping Angel. Don't look.
MFW Germany opens my chest cavity and shits inside me in front of my family and friends.
MRW my 8am work call time turns into a 1pm pickup 5 miles from my house
This is the kind of romance I can get behind
World, meet Tuna the kitten!