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I would eat like a king
simple
the turf and turf
one of my favorite episodes
Lucky
:P
MEAT TORNADO
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Les
Same
Shatter
That glorious little beast
greens.... who need's em?
:)
As an avid fisher...... he's got a point lol
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BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Gianttesticlemonster
I shot down this flying robot because it brought a present to my door
tjluv
formerfye
Beardisaverb
One of the best dumps I've seen in a long time.
would give you more than one upvote if I could.
Tarzaninseattle
Thank you for this.
peculiarkitten
GetSaltyv3
Okay
Punforfun
countofmontecristo
Ron is my spirit animal
ElSenorGato
Les Vegetables.
prattleassassin
darwinhacker
Salad? That's what my food eats...
nedg83
You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
CaptainSicarius
Alright, Lagavulin after dinner it is then...
Ibrakadabra4
pareidoliaperson
I don't remember this! What episode is this one?
Nanimonai3
Not an episode at all. A promotional video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=yDdS3vy4Iso It gets weird(er).
pareidoliaperson
Thanks! Forgot how beautiful Alison Brie was!
TheIrishPatriot11
Holy shit his quote about luck actually rings pretty true if you think about it, coming from the Irish guy who’s superstitious as hell...
waltjrimmer
As someone who's dad tried to teach him fishing, there are some people that can just never learn to fish.
nevertrustamanwithamanbun
I was taught to fish from a very early age was never good as a kid but I can say that the simplest way to catch a fish is bait and wait.
Dionysus187
when I fish for food and not fun I use a big fucking net. Works great.
tflorio19500
Or hang out in the seafood section of the supermarket.
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
doodietaker
heavypettingzoo
let me guess, it is not JUST a book about a man that hates an animal.... now I gotta research it... stoopid imgur
nrthunderman
WHAT
nrthunderman
What.2
nevertrustamanwithamanbun
How could I have missed this one!?
doodietaker
I was holding onto it, you can have it now.
TheWhiteBarry
Can I have it next please? When you're done with it of course.
GoldenSun3DS
Sounds like you're talking about the village fleshlight.
eromitlab
#11 He was an animal, a legend, a friend. He was our beacon of light. He was Pawnee's horse.
jarrettbrown
I legit can't wait for his new show with Amy tonight.
Yraeldeathsound
Speak for yourself been fishing a lot of times over the past 20 years and never caught one.....all fishing mates like yea we got you ...nope
CrossBetween
MillenniumFalcon
Alphahi
#4 I hate when people say they're "unlucky" when it's completely explainable and not random.
Alphahi
For example, there are a few streamers that will get completely outplayed, then always say "unlucky". No, you got played, it happens.
Dionysus187
some things can be 'unlucky' but closer to unfortunate, but yeah when its literally a test of skill luck isn't a factor
Dionysus187
thats what people mean by 'lucky IS good' meaning people call your skill 'luck' in an effort to downplay it
IWouldDoThings
He's so so hot. So very hot.
R0NSwanson
Approved
nevertrustamanwithamanbun
Thank you Duke.... I mean Ron.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Food?
morgan0073
Did they change the spelling for choice to choise without telling me. I'm a bit confused.
RefAtty
I believe that’s the queen’s English but forgot the “u”. Chouise.
FisterMantastic
Or conversely in French, "chouicé".
DukeDarkwood
This is even funnier if you realize that more than a few US/UK spelling differences were changed on the UK end, from French influence.
DukeDarkwood
(I'm pretty sure any word that's "-er" in USEng and "-re" in UKEng is a product of this, but am not sure on other cases.)
FisterMantastic
Yup!
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
ImNotKoalafiedForThis
astrobrains
Alright I’m just gonna go ahead say what the sweet living fuck
commanderpanic
This needs more upvotes.
usernamemustbe4characterslong
Never seen this before, fuckin hilarious. This needs to be everywhere.
ZombieDreamcatcher
FisterMantastic
This is why I come here. Thank you.
ImNotKoalafiedForThis
A bit of old school imgur for you.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I realize he's not actually Ron Swanson, and some people don't like him outside of the character, but Nick Offerman is my fucking hero.
Nalianna
NIck Offerman - The Gunfighter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYP-2UCS5nY
toptrojanfan
In real life he is about 180 degrees from this character. It's really weird.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Not really. Just a few different qualities
FlatPlutoSociety
I like Nick Offerman a lot more than I like Ron Swanson.
tinytimbeckybright
Wait what did I miss? People don't like him?
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Some people. Especially those that REALLY identify with Ron.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Nick offerman is a much more reasonable and wise person than ron swanson, as far as i’ve seen.
takethatwizardglick
Go to Audible and get Tom Sawyer read by Nick Offerman. It's awesome.
LullabyJones
I need to do this
nedg83
If you haven’t already, I highly recommend reading his book, Paddle Your Own Canoe.
Donnydangaaazone
And gumption
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Own it, read it, live it. Amazing book
KamSolastor
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historyisradical
He came into my buddy's liquor store once and they just chatted about woodworking for a half hour
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
He's a down to earth guy, apparently
asmallcat
Nick Offerman is actually a much better person than Ron Swanson is.
LlamaLingo
Ron Swanson is quite the awful person so I sure hope so
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I agree, but everyone doesn't.
Burke616
Agreed.
Cheomesh
Ron Swanson is Tryhard the character.
pitymee
Yeah his book Paddle Your own Canoe is such a great book.
trigonman3
Say it in French, listen in English: Pas de lieu Rhône que nous.
JustJoshinya9001
He’s more liberal for sure. But he still seems like he has a lot of Ron’s admirable traits
mandadadada
he has said himself that the character is more of a joke of male stereotypes not a role model (I'm not sure most get this here, honestly)
LlamaLingo
Which are? I think the character is a huge dick with crazy political views
JustJoshinya9001
Loyalty, honesty, work ethic (non government work), dry humor, good taste in women and food, I’ll think of more in the AM. I’m tired.
guitaristry
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Yes! And not being a total libertarian nut (although Ron is one lovable libertarian nut) is a positive
kibouchi
I don't classify myself as libertarian because I do think the government has a place in a lot of issues, but overall I do share (1/2)
kibouchi
The libertarian view that more government can be a slippery slope. Like Leslie wanting to tax fast food chains on their soda (2/3)
kibouchi
Was presented as reasonable, but I think that's government overstepping. I totally put on my Ron Swanson hat for those kinds of issues.
LearnToCook
Those people are garbage
QueenAmy
Him on will and grace was the best.
Faustbear
Fun fact: Nick Offerman used to do Call of Cthulhu LARPing.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Source? I haven't heard that one would love to read about it!
Faustbear
https://uproxx.com/viral/nick-offerman-was-a-call-of-cthulhu-role-playing-nerd/
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Beautiful
Faustbear
Also http://hppodcraft.com/forums/index.php?topic=1293.0
sunnywxgirl
I love him as Swanson, but great in Hearts Beat Loud
CrashingOut
sadly Nick suffers from having a conscience, capacity for logical thought, & an inability to drink the kool aid https://youtu.be/Y1sSQLCHtKI
sunyudai
*Flavor Aide, you think the cultists can afford the good stuff?
karlbadmanners
Truth! It was in fact flavor-aide, at least in Jonestown
JewishMonk
It's always funny that each side of any given debate accuses the other of having no logic or conscience.
CrashingOut
History has proven that those who wanted to keep the slaves, slaves, were on the wrong side of history. Trump has already been shown 1/2
CrashingOut
2/2 to be taking clear arc from the WH to the deepest pits of the Marianas trench; when the whole world thinks #45 is a jackass, should 2/3
CrashingOut
3/3 maybe re-examine WHY that's the case, and where the future is. Blowing up the EPA, foreign policy, NATO, etc, isn't the right path!
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I love Nick, but everyone doesn't.
CrashingOut
It's weird, maybe because his image on the show is a quiet version of MANLY MAN RAWR, but his real life embodiment is sensible. I'd 1/2
CrashingOut
2/2 assume that would attract all sorts of insecure or "macho" types who probably lean conservative & find his real person detestable
CC2332
Projecting much? Jesus you jumped rhe shark with the number of assumptions you make.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I agree. Most people that hate him, I find, are Joe Rogan style macho men (hate that guy) or religious.
LuckyMan9
I have a baseball bat made in his woodshop.
DrumbobHittypants
So he gave you wood after you gave him money? Giggity
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
My wife bought me a wooden birthday card from them!
NotGonnaLieBut
Where did you get it
LuckyMan9
I got it as a Christmas present, but it came from his woodshop. You can buy wood stuff from him online.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Offerman woodshop.