River Song's diary

Dec 13, 2014 6:21 PM

clauck

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Ageing the paper with some tea

Catching up with The Doctor. Yeah, I am quite far behind!

Ready for some binding. The Daleks seem impressed

Binding. Several fingers were pierced in the process

Glueing the spine

Making the hard cover

Hey, it sorta looks like a book!

Adding the endpages. Took me hours of shopping to find the right paper for the job

Measuring the pattern for the cover...

... yup, that looks all right

Glueing the pattern to the cover

Painting/1

Painting/2

After some varnishing the cover is ready to be glued to the pages

The whole thing put together!

Ooooh

Obligatory red ribbon

You should teach a good boyfriend class... And mine should take notes, and lots of them. +1 for being adorably awesome

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OP, please put a reaction gif up!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

when you said whovian I thought you meant something Dr.Seuss related.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought he meant whovian like the grinch. I was like this doesn't make sense

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How does one acquire such a significant other?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fantastic!

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

*spoilers*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I challenge your gfs whovian knowledge!my gfs is the ultimate whovian

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But if you're still on Tennant, wouldn't River's diary be a...spoiler?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*sighs* I'm jealous of your Whovian Love. http://imgur.com/1rTWbgf

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am I the only person that thought whovian meant she was a big fan of the whos down in whoville? I am aren't i?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a Dr Who fan, but I appreciate the craft and time it took to make this. +1.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like that even though you can buy these, you made it. Makes it that much more special, OP!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh jeeze you could buy it!?!- OP probably

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll be your girlfriend

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nigga did you just MAKE a fucking BOOK!?

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Thanks for making the rest of us with Whovian girlfriends look like shit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spoilers *winks*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But what's on the pages, or are they blank?

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

the viewer projects something on them, it's always something different

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

It's a copy of River's journal. So she'll fill them out herself.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Blank, it's supposed to be a Journal

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think its a scrapbook.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Can't be. It's not possible to love someone who loves scrapbooking. ]:->

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Spoilers!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

SPOILERS!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Spoilers. It's filled with spoilers.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"hello sweetie"

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Where are we now?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

beautiful :)

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Setting the bar pretty high for the first Christmas...

11 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

My thoughts

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I set the bar too high for birthday (October) I am FLAILING for Christmas.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Omg I did that, too. Christmas he's getting clothes. So fun

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know how that is. I bought my gf the closest replica to the sword from Kill Bill I could find, now all I've got is a star wars cookbook...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love how every Doctor Who catchphrase in the comments, is from the 9th's, or 11th's run, and that's the 10th. Allons-y!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

10th and 11th, actually.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fantastic" was the 9th's catchphrase.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The journal is from Doctors 10 and 11. So that one guy who said 'fantastic' referenced the wrong doctor. Congratulations on being pedantic.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Dec 14, 2014 5:14 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

through timey Wimey stuff, she's met every regeneration before. Although, as she remembers and encounters him more, He remembers her less.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Her first appearance was with Ten in the library...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah shit you're right. I always forget that for some reason? The rest of what I said stands true though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alonso

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Totally worth the effort by the looks of things. Great job :D

11 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I just realized my name is relevant. Fuck. I could've commented that, too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I disagree. Looks like waaaaay too much work. I know, I know... Negativo

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 14

Could have said "by the books of things"!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She better marry you. I kinda want to marry you....

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

For those too lazy:

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 6

You're doing the lords work son.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoilers!!

11 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

damn i should have scrolled down before i made the exact same comment.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't believe how low this comment is. You are the true whovian.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shit you beat me to it lol I just posted it and then scrolled down lol but I"m not deleting!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who read Whovian and thought you were going to make something from the Grinch Who Stole Christmas?

11 years ago | Likes 204 Dislikes 4

Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores Welcome Christmas Come this way

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me too until I saw all the blue paint. And I only understand it's the Tardis from references on imgur

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me three

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought so as well

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me four... I was really confused until I saw the Tardis

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No you're not the only one, I thought it too.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

No you are not the only one.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

me too

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She is going to fuck you so hard your eyes will be all wibbly wobbly

11 years ago | Likes 1312 Dislikes 5

Just my thought...... I'm not jealous........ Not at all, I mean who wants to have sex, right?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The question on everyone's minds.... is she bigger on the inside?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's going to suck his dick so hard, his eyes will burst from the pressure differential.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Wait, that's not sexy, is it?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

it's totally sexy

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Reaver of Darkness. That's very reassuring.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly not sure

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well hello, if you could... please see me after class...

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww, what happened to your poor nose?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yuengling

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh youuuuu. We can definitely be friends.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

spoilers ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

timey wimey

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did this also. I didn't get fucked :(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Absolutely lost it at "wibbly wobbly"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like OP's going to have a great timey wimey.

11 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 0

Timey Wimey? Do you have to talk like children? What is it that makes you so ashamed of being a grown-up? He's going to get his fuck on.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 40

It's a Doctor Who quote, fucktard.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 9

how dare you you are the fucktard

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So was most of that.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

why are you being downvoted, it is a good reference to the show, and also funny.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Because people like to pretend they're Doctor Who fans, without ever having seen the episodes.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

yeah, people take your comment seriuos while its just a reference to the 50th, one of my favorite episode of newWho

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Timey Wimey? Do you have to talk like children? What is it that makes you so ashamed of being a grown-up? He's going to get his fuck on.

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 17

I'm glad I stumbled upon this at a time when you are no longer on the downvote spectrum.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually copied it so that the original idiots had their downvotes out of their system, and Dr Who fans could see it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh you are clever

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had your back on the first one bro!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheers bro

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry. You got downvoted to hell. I understood your reference.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thank you. There're a hell of a lot of Dr Who "fans" here who didn't.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm sure I've seen that bit and I didn't get it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought the title said grandma and that you were all incredibly disgusting. Sorry about that.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those who don't realize: This isn't just a cool journal of the Tardis,It's a copy of the one the doctor's wife wrote their adventures in

11 years ago | Likes 760 Dislikes 9

I didn't and that's amazing

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WOAH WOAH WOAH SPOILERS MAN!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoilers, Sweetie!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait omg. Does that mean...is OP going to...IS THERE AN IMGUR WEDDING IN THE FUTURE??

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Spooilerrrrs

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

No, but there is a red one.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha! Thanks. When OP said "whovian" I thought it was in reference to "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." This makes much more sense.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

If only it were to scale! Regardless...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ohh, thanks mate

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His daughter too.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

It's Rory and Amy's daughter and the doctor's wife.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The doctors daughter was in one episode and the actress is Davids wife in real life.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

but thats rory and amy's daughter, isn't it?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

watch the episode "A Good Man Goes to War"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Dec 14, 2014 6:01 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

i dont, when was it?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoilers! But yes that's Amy and Rory's daughter. The Doctors daughter was a different episode.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i thought so, i remember the doctors daughter who was kind of a replicate of him? or whatever, the one who died in the same episode

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spoilers! For those who haven't seen it yet.... I have though lol

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

It's been five years, it is pop culture now.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 1

<3 :D

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's you again!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, truly!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best reply ever.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, I wish someone loved me like that.

11 years ago | Likes 1537 Dislikes 5

Sharon isn't coming back.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Someday cat of the cow sound, someday *optimistic starfire voice*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife loves me like that. I wrapped her X-mas gifts in plastic bags last year. I don't think I deserve her. Love you Cla! <3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Right? And I have a man of two years.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I had someone to love like that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah you don't it would be too much work to love them back.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I tend to put in that amount of work, anyway. It'd be nice to finally get some back.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wish I loved me like that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here. Oh well I love me though

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I had that.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't either .-.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like OP, you could of saved yourself a lot of time and just bought one. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e81f/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Out of stock. gg.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BUT IT'S THE LOVE THAT MATTERS.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well I have been told by like three people that I'm funny, so if you are looking for a funny guy...unless you are a guy, then this is weird.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold on, let me check.... Nope. Don't seem to be a dude.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well in that case, how u doin, Ms. Moocat?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. But instead I have my cat whom is nicknamed "freetardis Freebs".

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been with my husband for 5 years now. Every.god.damn.year he gets me a book.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That bastard. Divorce him. Now!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too, buddy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love thyself

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once made a girl a game of thrones throne for her phone. We are no longer together, but I had fun making it. I should make more.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds really awesome!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can love you like that I would make you my world Move Heaven and Earth if you were my girl

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is exactly the kind of thing I'd make for a friend only to be given a potato in return. I wish I was joking.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

don't worry it won't happen.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

fuck you too

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

sarcasm people...i'm forever alone as well...i guess for good reason.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*hug*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*hug* i love this place

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to know what love is

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this comment is so true, it hurts.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll love you more than any of these scrubs can.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your username is hilarious.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you. It has sentimental value to me.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what I was thinking

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Me too, imgur friend. Me too.

11 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 0

Let's drink alone together!

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Why bother? If that together is us

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Can i get in on this? I have wine

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

can I join?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old! Alone! Bananas!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thought exactly.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I loved myself like that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry I love you like that I'm just lazy unlike that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone probably does, but is too scared to say anything because they think you're too good for them.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to have a MooCat. :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't remember you owning me...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'll love you Moocat.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

O rly?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Image from http://data1.whicdn.com/images/24401379/large.gif.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a yes wink, or an "I'm kidding" wink. HMMM

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's "I'm having a stroke please help" wink.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Relevant: http://imgur.com/PLa67d8

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, except I prefer rum.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/BqHvfOH

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

David Tennant could hug me anytime. A naked hug. Horizontally.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish someone loved me.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

seconded.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So do I.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At this point I just wish someone.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, yeah. Love in general would be nice. Don't have that, either.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I love lamp.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must love me exactly as I love you

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was your 69th upvote... that has to count for something, right?

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Why are Jew so angry?!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm actually quite timid and I rarely lose my temper. How are cats supposed to moo?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Uhh... Shhhhh. So, you're not Jewish either?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only by heritage... I've got a massive nose as evidence

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0