This is Basil. Sometimes his lips get stuck in his mouth.
Cold I was. Warm are my mittens.
My pup Zoe
My mom has to get shots in her eye...
This is why I like Will Smith
Four things that have actually been said to me.
Every year since 1991, my sisters and I have gotten these for Valentine's Day.
Be careful when you Google this sculpture for more info...
You can send people a chocolate cast of your butthole...
Restaurant Manager responds to Facebook review
Just saw this at Wendy's
I completed my first pyrography project!
Red Velvet Dust Mite Teaches Us About Love
MRW I walk out the door to leave for my first date in over a year and get a text canceling it.
MRW my friends and I pull up to a red light next to a bar patio and hear a guy say, "there's a car full of them, right there!"
Global Comparisons
If this were Picard, I'd say, "Make it Sew."
Indianapolis, anyone?
First Thing I Ever Masturbated to
Oh my heart
Spotted in Dayton, Ohio
Imgur, you inspired me.
My pup Zoe when I first got her, and today.
Tony Stein - Unsung American Hero
Playing with magnetic putty (OC)
@kylecorn is not my co-worker
Pspspspspsps
My co-worker brought in Strawberry Sponge Cake today...
On this day in 1977, my parents got married. Today is their 38th anniversary!
Recently cleaned out my elderly aunt and uncle's pantry
Laundrocat
Tried my hand at watercolor painting for the first time ever. I don't think it's terrible!
It's St. Patrick's Day, so...
My sister's cat has a squirrel boyfriend who visits every day
I don't need no man.
So, there's that...
Engrish fail...
Working with engineers is nice...they solve problems.
It may not seem like much, but this is a huge deal to me!
This dog's markings looks like another dog
What.
My local police department