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My apologies in advance for a potato camera... So I moved into this place about four months ago and couldn't find a use for this low closet that takes up the space under the stairwell in the hallway outside my apartment. It's about seven feet deep and just under three feet wide.
Just a hobbit door, right?
Alohomora! The door opens!
After cleaning, hanging up some cheap lights, and throwing some pillows down, I have a fully functional secret pillow fort. Fuck yeah. If you want to find me, I'll be here with some comic books and chocolate milk.
EDIT: No, there were not any spiders/roaches/bugs in there when I initially opened it after four months of not wanting to even bother looking. It was mildly dusty, but a vacuum and a Swiffer fixed that! I also have a small fan in the corner to circulate air out the door while it's occupied. Success!
ButtsMcBottomtown
This is awesome
rectalexpedition
Whats the password?
themanthemyththecharles
That's a POTATO PANTRY!
TheDougOut
Damn, Harry Potter lives in style theses days.
ImaSnow
Watch out for spiders!
FishMooney
Any ventilation? Cuz it looks warm in there.
chlopie
Yes, I have a small fan in the corner and leave the door open while I'm in there :)
AcidGrenade
Fuck fort
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
10/10 would lock Haley Joel Osment in there
RebelJoe13
Would make this a reading room without a doubt
tbirdistheword
Definitely a reading nook!
juliam20
Coraline?
mdrnhippie
I've never needed a tiny closet door until now
spunkgirl28
Is it just me or would anyone else be too claustrophobic to actually go in there to just hang out. I would just put some storage in it.
crazyhownaturemakedat
"Alohomora"?! http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/did-we-just-become-best-friends-yep.gif
kittyolo
Did anyone immediately think of Coraline when they saw this?
kathinabox
Yes :P
chlopie
Woah front page! <3 Yes, I do keep the door open and I have a tiny fan that keeps air circulating in there.
themanthemyththecharles
How old is your house? That looks like a potato pantry to me. It was modified (shouldn't be that big) but that door screams potato pantry.
nightaccio129
I like potatoes a lot, but I dunno that I like them enough to give them their own pantry...
chlopie
It's an apartment building that's probably about forty years old. I'm not entirely sure.
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
I would like to hot box there please
Nepiix
Ever watched Coroline? I would never open that door!
thesarahpowellexperience
I have one of those! It leads into our roof. I wana strap a GoPro to my cat and send her in there so I can see what's up there.
TheBigRedMachine2213
No, you don't. That seems like the premise for several horror movies.
mariomario42
Build a small shelf in there for holding drinks
JudgeMentaI
*looks at URL* Who the fuck is Juvez?
TheRicM
Jajajaja
mistresskinesisvisuallyregal
Your letter from Hogwarts should be arriving any day now.
idontshower
Such claustrophobia
HorreHeiteDet
Ive always thought small (but not to small, i need to be able to turn around etc) are cozy. I miss when i was little and could fit into more
LisaMegatron
As a fellow claustrophobic, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
chlopie
Don't worry, I always keep the door open while I'm in there. It gets stuffy otherwise.
jackthezipper
I'd need to take 2 Xanax. I had to take one for just looking at it.
iamtwocats
Was looking for this comment. I'd have to keep the door open just to feel alright.
Sohcahtoa82
I'd keep it open just to BREATHE. Not enough air circulation in a room that tiny.
delaneige
Not only that, but it would get hot as fuck. Good for cold winter, but not the rest of the year.
TheRicM
10/10 would lie in there with my head sticking out of the door
luckyflavor23
Too afraid of what could happen to feet/body in an odd tiny room under the stairs...
TheRicM
Hmm...touche
abrokentoy
So anxious just looking at it.
javaMakesMeAnxious
Me too and I don't even have claustrophobia.
stoopkidneverleaveshisstoop
Little doors freak me out. I always imagine some scary goblin hiding inside in some dark scary room.
FinallySafeFromShiaLaBeouf
Like an oubliette!
sansabina
plot twist: OP is a scary goblin
Americanjedi2099
There made for your house elves. Like dobby
kenobae
Have you come out of it yet?
chlopie
Yes, I had classes today :(
TheseStormySeasWillNotConquerMe
I hate to be the one to ask, but...what about spiders?..
chlopie
After not opening the door since I moved in, I am happy to say I didn't find any spiders/roaches/bugs in there. If I had found a roach (1/2)
chlopie
this would have never happened. (2/2)
TheseStormySeasWillNotConquerMe
Yay! I'm glad! :) that makes it even better!
Smokahontis
I bet the Dursleys thought this would be comfy too.
snurx
First thing I thought of, too :)
Howfuckinghardisittofindanorginalusernameinthisbitch
I was looking for the Harry Potter reference and I've found it.
Smokahontis
You can never trust people with tiny closets. I had to make sure we all remembered.
Pixelboyable
@thesarahpowellexperience Not to cringe worthy, eh?
thesarahpowellexperience
If I said no then you'd be right, so I'm going to say yes it is cringey!!
Omny
Do I have to sew buttons in my eyes if I wanna stay?
MoodyOfNorway
Sick reference, bro!
ImTheOneWhoTookYourRug
Perhaps, and you may encounter a talking cat.
luckyflavor23
Yes! And D: gaiman you masterpiece
MaggGyver
Sick reference!
TSHSmith
http://imgur.com/T7zaLO1
IAmCabbageLord
Thanks for the nightmares...
TheBootyJuice
Don' t you love your other mother, dear?
CuntstibleKelly
Coraline!
ThereWillBeBacon
YOU GOT IT
FriendlyNeighborhoodLesbiann
coraline is a great and terrifying film. +1
erakthoth
Do book is even worse. And even better!
FriendlyNeighborhoodLesbiann
I must give it a read then!
whydidyougooglethat
Look, do you want to stay or not? Stop asking questions, just do it.
ThisIsMostDefinitelyNotAUsername
FUCKING CORALINE. That shit is not a kids movie.
FlufflesTheGreat
i know it totally freaked me out but the book was even worse
mercedes314
It was actually my favorite childhood book. I used to read parts to my little cousin to scare him.
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mercedes314
Yes, I found the movie to be pretty spot on too!
erakthoth
Neil Gaiman wrote the book, based it on a bedtime story he told to his daughter.
marquisdechocula
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FlufflesTheGreat
was not expecting this
grrperp
congratulations! you now have a tiny sex cabin. enjoy
Tribbles
My thoughts, exactl.
NotoriousDuchess
I like this. "You know what time it is babe" "TO THE TINY SEX CABIN!"
clutchthepearls
That little room is gonna get some hot stank in there.
FredFredBurger
Dobbie's sex dungeon
Rastaride
Sexbin*
RGRM
<3
SardonicAlly
*personal mausoleum in case of fire. I doubt firemen are looking for people in goddamned storage closets.
themisfit
lol this was also my first thought...
aRepost
*dungeon
R0da
sexbox360
TheJonSnowShow
I'll take two
flickerdart
sexbone
SirLogicallyInsane
PNS4
icomehereforthecomments
No, it's a fully functional secret pillow fort with comic books and chocolate milk. Honestly bird, pay attention.
grrperp
did...did you just call me "bird?"
icomehereforthecomments
Yes.
AdmiralTovey
Two kinds of people in this world...
BraveEnough
TINY SEX CABIN!!!
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
so tight
teh0khardic
Wait, are we still doing phrasing?
Galdornae
Boom. Phrasing. There, happy?
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
Was I not clear? I meant pussy.
YourWeirdErection
you sir, have just named my new indie band, Tiny Sex Cabin
grrperp
rock on, man
tseliot
6/10 would download MP3s on napster
YourWeirdErection
Nice... though I hope your Zune still functions properly, I don't think there has been a software patch for quite some time.
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
My claustrophobia would kick the fuck in.
JSymphony
In more than one way.... HIYOOOOOO!
AUsernameNotTaken
Is it weird that I feel really comfortable\ in small spaces? Not so small that I can't move, but quite a bit smaller than the average room.
StolenHeart
I do that to! I have anxiety so whenever I'm having a panic attack I try and fine some really small place it makes me feel safe.
freeballs
No, it makes sense because small enclosed area usually = safety, particularly if familiar
BrassKicker
I believe the term is "cozy"
AUsernameNotTaken
That's it. My sleep-deprived brain is lacking in words tonight.
HindenburgDisaster
Excuse you, that is a cuddle room. You go read, listen to music, and cry there by yourself, not have sexy sex.
Chkari
Or at least, I would because I'm chronically alone.
StolenHeart
No, you go there with your SO and cuddle, no need for sex it would make it smell disgusting, you can have sex in the bedroom.
tseliot
or bathroom
StolenHeart
Very true
TeaAndChocolateBiscuits
or kitchen
tseliot
stairwell?
ThisCommentWasAutomaticallyGeneratedByImgurViralizer
Or neighbor's garage.
terraformingwithdynamite
Can I come over? I have gummy bears.
GhostofCain
Chocolate milk and gummy bear combination? You utter barbarians.
gester737
I have red vines!!
neosn
I'll bring the funions!
ingarf
Claire?
nycnewyork
Mmmm gummy beer
SunsetDelightOnNearColdNight
bears with no teeth are no decent gift
billmetz
John Malkovich
unremarkableasterisk
only if they are warm and soft from being in your pocket
imgurisdarkandfullofterrors
Did I hear, gummy bears? http://www.myfconline.com/character_avatars/10903_26076.jpg
Elyut
I have pizza rolls and juice boxes, can i come too?
ElegantKitty
I have pizza rolls. ;3
WeirdKid
I have cookies
mayormeowsalot
Can I come too? I have vodka.
InterruptingA10
your username is great
Icantspelle
That'd a lot better than what I was gonna bring
wtfeyebrows
fun fact, my best friend just got me an entire bag of white gummi bears for my bday. its been about 8 hrs and they're half gone :|
Smayds
Plot twist: They'll bounce here and there and everywhere and fuck up the secret caveroom's walls.
Swunt
if they're the sugar free ones, no thank you satan
heartless84
Better make sure they're not Haribo....
heartless84
sugar free Haribo*
ThanksForTheFeels
Sugar free? It's a trap!!!
Seanalanmorris
Sugar Free Gummy Bears; the future of weaponized candy.
ThanksForTheFeels
Precisely. Post-Apocalyptic espionage, with nary a functional plumbing system in existance.
chlopie
You have yourself a deal.
TheRicM
Ur username makes me want Chipotle
Denvercoder09
I'll bring Fantasia!
FancyPickleWithAMonacle
Can I come? I'll bring my ElfQuest comics and Yoohoo!
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chlopie
Nope! Just the first floor of an apartment building.
Cessepool
Is it named fort kick ass?
nerdinlervwerthimgur
I have oreos...
gotTiredofLurking
we can hotbox, i got the stuff
KatimusPrimeTV
so, OP, can we have a sleepover or something? I promise I'll bring chocolate cake
chlopie
Okay.
whimsicalsamurai
I too would like to join. I could bring cookies
Hessuu
can I join if I bring doughnuts and more comics?
PassiveAgressiveShark
I wanna come too! I have some vintage comics I could add to the pot!
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
What about me? I have genital herpes
MurdocMiki
Hahahahhahahahhahhahaha
barelyretarded
It's a closet fort, not a rape cave.
justdaryn
Why not both?
Durrington
Risky comment there amigo
tyrannoSARAusrex
I can bake cookies! =(
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
I have fantales!
ALLOFTHEBACON
Plot twist: they are the low fat make you shit your brains out gummy bears.
TheBigRedMachine2213
read this as "makes your brain shit out gummy bears." Really changed the meaning for me.
NovaAteBatman
Those aren't 'low fat', they're sugar free. It's the sugar substitute in them that makes everyone so sick.
ALLOFTHEBACON
wouldn't those in turn be...fat free?
AdorableEvil
It doesn't make you sick, it improves your digestion by rapidly and forcefully increasing your elimination.
NovaAteBatman
I consider extremely painful cramps and projectile diarrhea 'sick'.
AdorableEvil
Re-read my comment.