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As someone with a Rob and a Bob in my life, this made me laugh!
Jan 5, 2017 10:03 AM
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As someone with a Rob and a Bob in my life, this made me laugh!
GregorSamsa
Boberto
Gareth7015
Fuck... I'm a Rob about to gain my Bert.
cupcakesandviolence
I know a Marjorie who goes by Jorie instead of Marge or Maggie. Names are weird.
rightinthekisser
Roberta?
oynsy
Bert should be before rip
Kilo5117
My friends from India call me Lao wurt
interwebeos
RIPbert
SmellyPotatoMan
Little Bobby Tables, we call him.
InsanelyUnstable
I am a Robert. And I've never been a rob or a robby. Please help I think I skipped something.
DirtyWizardsBrew
That boy ain't right...
Rverence
Wife calls me Bobkins , no idea why . I also dislike being called Bob .
boredpanda33
Roberto is the meth phase in between Rob and Robert. We don't discuss that phase
URxONLYxFRIEND
Can confirm that this is accurate, my name is robert and i am currently in the rob stage.
CH3CK50UT
He only Roberto on the 5th of May
TheUnclePapa
Robert Graves
imspendingtomuchtimeonthisusernamecrap
This is funny to me because my real name is Robbie and my dad is Robert and we both saw it at the same time
yupitsatidead
I'm 29 and still go by Bobby...
redronin911
Look like a Rob act like a Bob.
sarahpIs
Ah little Bobby, the child carpenter. I wonder how his tables are getting along?
boyanthebard
OatmealBreakfast
I prefer mine: Joseph > Joe > Joe > Joe > Joe > RIP
Robbiesquare
Being a Robert I have gone with either Bobert, Robbie, and Robespierre
Robvp
Roberto here
CountTyroneRugen
Clearly you have also gone round
Sinqcet
Robespierre. What pain in the neck that must've been.
Rverence
Bobkins from the wifestrel for me :)
Absolarix
Oh god, Robespierre. I've not been called that one.
ChoochyMcGee
My brother rob was called Blobert during his chunky phase.
theloneponderer
Reminds me of a chubby guy named Joey we called Doughy.
Bertejenner
As a Robert, I've gone with Bertie. Everyone thinks I'm a dog
pandatwee
Rubber Toe
DanTheDane
He sucked so bad at Roy that people named him Robert...
yaboyrob
Had to check your profile to make sure you weren't my Sister... I'm a Rob, my father is Bob and my gpa is Robert
Sparkydoodaa
What about Rab?
CorneliusCornwall
Well fuck.
chinoelpastelero
almost there pal
HiddenChicken
Richard -> Dick -> Dick -> Dick -> Dick -> RIP
iputthefiresout
Really, my life has been Ricky->Rick->Richard->Dick
TheCouncilofRicks
Me too.. but I'm still on the Rick stage.
totallyinsignificunt
How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask him nicely.
batlrar
Duck -> Duck -> Duck -> Duck -> Duck -> Goose!
SassySpacePirate
I never understood how Dick became the shorthand for Richard.
PandraPierva
And on the list of things that brian likes to suck
sirelurksalot
WKM100
Daniel -> Dan -> MTVs Dan Cortez
Imalumberjackandimprettygood
As someone named Dan yes
NoGoodNick
BALLS
NintendoBii
I know it's been a day since this was posted but bless you and your NSP reference
chloramphenicolderivative
Little Richard sounds way better than Little Dick. Especially when talking about your children. "My little baby Dick".
eclect0
Also less awkward when you're yelling at them to come inside.
KingOfTheInterwebz
I'd die too after so much dick.
Kaitou
Weak.
WKM100
So would MTVs Dan Cortez
PornoWarrior
dick too bomb
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
What I don't get is calling a William Bill instead of Will. Also, if I was a Victor or Hector, I'd wanna be called Tor. HAIL ODIN!
NaturallySelectedFor
Why not Billiam?
unefemmeingenieur
I have a friend named Victor that goes by Tor. Didn't know for like 2 years that's what it was short for
TheForsakenDrifter
It comes from when it was fashionable to have a rhyming nickname, E.G. Richard>Rick>Dick
Segagenesischalmers
That idea is kinda like Topher Grace (Christopher)
DrMoneybeard
It's because people used to give each other rhyming nicknames. William>Will>Bill, Richard>Rick>Dick, Robert>Rob>Bob etc.
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
Explain James to Jim than!!
delecti
James > Jamie > Jimmie > Jim
thegreatfatass
Jimothy? - Michael Scott