ManiACsMansion
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Deep .. ehm .. thirsty throat. Cheers!
That escalated quickly
Sep 26, 2017 7:49 AM
ManiACsMansion
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That escalated quickly
royalecheez
rookie23
Almost like a drinking version of this:
ActionJohnnie
She won the contest and won my heart.
Ryang256
Her: "I bet I can chug my beer faster than you can." me: "Yeah you probably can. I like to enjoy my Guinness. Not pound the fucker!"
RayloKen
Zuckerberg just started and she was like 'catch up scrub'
caveman42
It's just the ability to hold your throat open and pour the drink down without "gulping". It's a talent not many people have.
IEatAllTheFluffyAnimals
He didn't even try. Weak.
SirStrongBad
Weak...or smart?
alextalon57
And that kids....is how I met your mother.
777Permission
englebertfistybuns
With throats skills like that she'll never get pregnant
engstudent
You laugh but this is basically how I meet my long term SO. Drinking races.
kalsarikannit
Same girl?
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LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
BackwardsK
Damn. You beat me again.... How about seventh rematch?
szepasszony
Why would you want to make her drink more than she wants to/plans to?
esctrl
@RepostStatistics
godcixelsyd
She beat my time by about half a second. Damn...
photoguy666
well besides no gag reflex, we know she swallows !
Huhwhatcrazy
It went straight to her boobs
Ryanator50
that's my fetish. like no joke. It's called Breast Expansion.
AlkeneThiol
Yes that's a good one
AlkeneThiol
I wish women's boobs got bigger so easily.
Andylion
Lexington Steel would love this girl.. look at how wide her throat opens.. She's definitely tried two hotdogs at once before!
chrishallett83
Tig bitties, too.
ilsalta
...how? Wouldn’t she be at risk of pouring bear into her lungs?
creynolds722
Nobody wants a bear in their lungs
CrazyCatLad
Leonardo DiCaprio definitely didn't.
PoliticalWanderer
You think that's impressive? Look! No hands!
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MegaBreech
That's impressive
mickaeltong
Wow, she’s got skill
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
Why doesn't she have a wedding ring on?
Threewisemen
She wouldn't be able to do that if she was married; she would be.....out of practice.
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
Can confirm.
Enquidou
Very very very impressive!!!! But not a skill I'd really need.
sublimedub
Literally 0 effort from that guy.
dangermint
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
CharlieBravo104
You gotta cup the balls
PoliticalWanderer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPHXfJZpSms
AManCalledGolgotha
Can you fall in love through a gif?
SeaBass88
How the heck do these girls do this? She’s not the first one I’ve seen with this “skill”.
kspainho
Evolution. She comes from a long line of cock suckers
Ryang256
They're essentially just opening their throats so they can pour the beer straight into their stomachs. No need to swallow.
spacegirl9498
how does it not end up in her lungs?
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
He must have talked so much shit before challenging her to deserve that bitch stare at the end.
thevoicebehindthebarrier
Zicke zacke! Zicke Zacke! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Kanyes
ZICKE ZACKE! ZICKE ZACKE! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Martinus95
https://youtu.be/ZJRUDaw8DJE
MazerphAcker
Next up, girls on trampolines!
ChazzK
http://www.horntip.com/mp3/1990s/1999--2003_the_man_show__season_1_volume_2_(DVD)/images/1999_bill_THE_FOX_foster_04.jpg
shmekie
A single tear forms in my eye...
YourMomJokes
How do you even spell that chant? I always thought of it as, "Ziggy Zaggy."
Mdalbertson87
The man show?!
CommanderPotato
This was to be my first Oktoberfest where I'm legally allowed to drink, where my French ass was going to drink all my German friends under 1
CommanderPotato
the table in front of all their relatives and family friends. Sadly, the antidepressants I take wreck my shit when mixed with alcohol. 2
CommanderPotato
It is a sad day to be giant man....
quitemadly
You have my condolences
DaisukeAramaki
I feel you man, had the same issue when I started taking mine. Everyone varies, but after a few years I got less sensitive to
DaisukeAramaki
the interaction problems. So there's hope for you yet, Commander! Keep on keeping on.
holyguacamonica
Almost on a train to Oktoberfest. Ein Prosit.
PenicilliumCamemberti
Please don't vomit in the train. Please. I can deal with wading through spilled beer, but vomit is not ok.
holyguacamonica
I will lean out of the SBahn, ok?
PenicilliumCamemberti
Thats nice-ish. Then the rain can take care of it.
holyguacamonica
Ok, I didn't puke at all. Best case scenario, ja?
Mavgurian
Don't forget condoms.
holyguacamonica
No need, but thanks?
ryanop
Oktoberfest is near!
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Been going for 10 days already.
imbitteraboutit
Oktoberfest is not in October.
numberJumper
Technically it does run till the first weekend of october :)
holyguacamonica
Oktoberfest is more than half over
Skizzlesnap
"No gag reflex?" "Hey my name is Steve." -extends hand for handshake.
ArthurBooRadley
As if that would matter to you. Who are you kidding, Steve...
PutInaThumbnPulledOutAPlum
"Love me some tiny alcoholics!" - Steve, probably
SparklingCockWaffle
You can see her throat open up. 0_o
OhMyGurs
Damn Steve!
sauceysauce
"Oh noo I lost again, shucks.. best 9 out of 10?"
Retromorphic
Haha
agumonkey
couldn't even start drinking over the thoughts of late night action
bunnynamednelson
This has nothing to do with gag reflex, she can drink without swallowing. It's a thing you can practice, higher chance of choking though
Cacapeepeepoopoo
When this is reposted people always comment about gag reflexs. I can chug beer quick but if my toothbrush goes down to far i gag like a mf.
bunnynamednelson
exactly. Nice username btw!
blackbenetavo
And the instructions for doing it are always "open your throat." So...it still applies for sexy time.
Thalarctos
This isn't about gag reflex, its about using your diaphragm to suck fluids into your stomach instead of into your lungs.
SWISSchris
I can't imagine how that works, your stomach is below your diaphragm and as it contracts, stomach is compressed, if anything. Am I wrong?
azmyth1
No, it's the children who are wrong.
Thalarctos
I'm not sure how it works, but I can do it, and it feels very much like inhaling. Maybe it doesn't use the diaphragm. Still nothing to do>
Thalarctos
>with gag reflex.
ActorDiaboli
I could be wrong but, this sounds like BS. Diaphragm changes pressure in the pleural cavity, nothing to do with stomach, no?
Thalarctos
Maybe, but I can do it, and its got nothing to do with gag reflex, and feels very much like inhaling.
MaybeThisIsPatrick
He's just making her drink more. Crafty guy!
szepasszony
Why would he want her to drink more?
photony
DUHHHH!!!!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Nice. But thats just beer. I'd out drink you if it was tequila.
LXA591
He looks about six rematches away from having shot
kojenk
*looks behind him at the dozen guys flat on their asses*
IamDatNYCe
KeeleonOhms
If she can do that its gonna take more than just a couple. Shes practiced.
LokeGroundrunner
You might be right. He doesn't seem all that into chugging it. He did start really slow and just take a normal drink
narddogbernard
He's not even trying!
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
He didn't even try. He loses points for half assed acting. At least make it seem like you're trying to win.
wolfonline
A girl I know uses this to get drunk for free, she challenges laddish guys: if I chug this faster than you, buy me a beer. They pay for both
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Solivoid
That's such an obvious scheme, I'm surprised it even works. Those are some really cheery people, I can only imagine: "buy your own beer."
GuardsmanMiku
probably more about having a bit of fun
wolfonline
There are a lot of lads out there who feel they could never be beaten by a girl, those are her target!
Tom40
The prettier the girl, the less blood is circulating in his brain.
AbusedPickle
These lads are thinking they have better chances regardless. Lots of guys already buy girls drinks, only this way the girl initiates it
Solivoid
I can't place it, but I feel like there's no chance girls like that will stick around with their "targets", you know? Unless his really hot.
kojenk
What you dont see are the 11 other guys passed out on the floor right beside this fellow
Mockingbirb
BurritoWarrior
In the military it is taught that those are purposeful actions designed to RAPE someone.
szepasszony
Yeah, or to rob someone. I don't know why else you'd would want to trick another person into drinking more than they want to/can handle.
swagb98623
Yeah and maybe some actions are Not designed to rape.. mind.. blown!
BurritoWarrior
You’re correct. I should have added the word possible/possibly somewhere in there. Right?
Bubbleho
Never have been taught that. Source: Active Duty.
BurritoWarrior
Source deez nuts, boot. You’ve never received a brief that stated that sometimes rapists use alcohol to incapacitate their potential victim?
BurritoWarrior
But: Thank you for your service fellow freedom warrior.
MadsBen
And looking at boobs. They look to be on display.
Wecametofight
It's gonna take a ton of beer to get a girl that can drink like that drunk.
shunofagun
I bet you can't chug another one
szepasszony
Why would you want to make her drink more than she wants to/plans to?
shunofagun
Because of the implication
szepasszony
Implication of what, exactly?
shunofagun
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
lordofhouselurker
orangedoorhinge
ok bill
PinstripePotoroo93
Best out of 5
Idontwanttomakeanotherusername
How can you tell if it's craft beer? Unless I saw the label, I wouldn't label him crafty
Juewels
"Oh darn, you beat me. Best three out of five?"
DoctorDudeBruh
haha, my thoughts exactly!
szepasszony
Why would you want to make her drink more than she wants to/plans to?
Juewels
Who said anything about making anyone do anything? For all you know I could have implied a joke between lovers who enjoy alcohol and sex.
szepasszony
Perhaps with out the sinister gif at the end, yes.
Juewels
That's Jack's happy face. Don't judge him.
DreadPirateFury
Because beer goggles goes both ways...
szepasszony
Tricking people into drinking more than they can handle& having sex w/ them is more than just getting some help from beer goggles
MinorityRetort
Because of the implication?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I know a girl who can do that, it’s not all she can do
drewzzard
She's also an accomplished tax accountant 2/2
Haohmaru94
doesn't she tell you to shut up ?
Imalwaysready
She can get psoriasis of the liver in record time?
GutsTheStruggler
You mean cirrhosis, friend. Psoriasis is an autoimmune inflammatory condition, commonly in the skin.
Imalwaysready
Goddamn poor spelling an inaccurate spell checker! You are right. You win this round, internet.
YouCapturedMe
She can sew buttons like a champ
SpaceballsTheComment
Tell her I love her already.
baconandeggsminustheeggs
Oh ya ? Can she make a sandwich ?
Iceman0624
Your name is concerning
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
She weaves fine tapestries.
higgsinator
She can breathe, pump blood around her body, all sorts of things
lordofhouselurker
You should be talking about your mom like that
boneseyp848888
U would drink also with a childish child like that child u child.
Jowrdan
Should be? Do continue
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I was, but then I ran out of room. 140 characters can limit ones ability to thoroughly express, nay, paint a descriptive scene adequately en
IHatePicturesOfYourChildren
Lol that got me. Well played
KapnKershaw
She was a big help when he broke both of his arms
bandy600