They're ninjas.
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1570
What are your fun "Hanging with Grandparents" stories?
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17
738
Dilated Pore Winer behind the ear.
792
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36685
When my gf bites her tongue.
5
2
869
We ended up naming him Bobby Boucher
25
3
2063
Her sweet Can.
-5
7
787
Like a pair of pliers in the game Operation.
11
24
1510
Cat.exe not responding
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3
1401
Punctuation hard.
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3158
My stepsister always sends me the nicest gifts.
19
0
1426
Grandpa ghosted granny
6
4
1234
Damn bipolar meds, you'se exoensive!
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2778
Just a couple times Reagan pretended to be quippy.
8
8
912
The Green Mile, Smash.
5
1
921
Mess with Shaggy, and you'll get the Zoinks.
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0
447
Oppenwilliams.
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I've got coworkers that know they have it and still go to work...
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1719
Thankful they don't have the concept of money quite down at that age.
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1
1476
I'm all grown up now.
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4283
Has a suit to prove it.
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2
1457
Bulletproof Batman.
-2
4
355
You're still learning to fly.
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10
1657
The enemy of my enemy, oOoh.
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16
3504
James Aldean trying out "Small Towns" as a new country song topic.
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Let the friends list culling, begin!
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Reenactment in a truckstop bathroom. Sounded like a gunshot and porcelain breaking.
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1
9490
I will... tomorrow.
911
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66608
You already got my money. Move on.
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2140
No weapon, no murder. ?♂️
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Made friends with a cold anole.
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Just $<"(, already.
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10
1529
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty super, man.
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11
3218
My cat has problems...
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2
3097
When you find out you and your mortal enemy hate the same person.
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6
1573
I got ya, buddy!
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52284
When your client passively berates you on Network Televsion for not selecting a trial by jury.
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I'm still going in!
1785
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Superman, SMASH!
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Showoff.
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0
348
The struggle is real
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3
2882
Finally, we get to see it happen in our lifetime.
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Trying to get the word out.
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7
6591
Rescued a baby possum tonight.
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3212
She's almost 90.
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11
802
It is 104° in New Orleans...Hottest ever recorded
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4217
Like vandwelling without a van.
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5
3571
He wanted them to touch his Pepe Silvia
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1399
Atreyu's Nintendo Switch Died and He Got a PS5 after.
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12
1653
History repeats itself.
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My pockets are meant to "accommodate smartphones".
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1327
My favorite tidbit from Loki's latest ep.
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2202
I will... tomorrow.
4
0
524
Undressing a beer.
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3543
It got down to freezing in New Orleans.
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1648