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Jäger Bomber - 2016
I put this costume together and won 3 different Halloween Costume Contests. $250, $100, $150. Not a bad $500 haul for about $80 worth Jäger, Red Bull, and costume.
So... Have "Jihad" a Jäger Bomb yet?
Allah yall take a shot!
And before you get your PC panties in a bunch I had about 20 different people from Pakistan, Yemen, Lebanon, and other Middle East countries who thought it was the funniest costume they had ever seen. Not one single complaint from anyone.
Weavoid
This is so wrong but so good. $500 well earned.
sbrtueygtphd
To tell you the truth, I hate it.
IwillhavetheSpaghettiandMeatballsBABYYYYYYYY
The monobrow is a nice touch.
ImNachoBoyfriend
Pakistani here, your costume is: 1) hilarious, 2) creative, and 3) da bomb XD
rav3nE
"hold my vest"
esterchestermin
Cool clock bro
SeanBeanDiesAlot
Not necessarily a PC thing, more of a concern for your well being in regards to individual-cop relations...
chicmagnetwampa1
The fact that this man could have been shot or assaulted because of this costume illustrates our collective cowardice. Where my country gone
Bananasandwich03
Oh I'm not PC, I'm just amazed you didn't get shot.
CaptainCarlosSpicyWeiner
Hey @OP +1
EmWatsonLover
This is done like every year how did you win contests with a copied costume?
youreasmellypiratehooker
I was going to ask something similar. I've seen this for like 2 years in a row now
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
Do you want to get shot? Because that's how you get shot
redloki55
I feel you could just not wear the beard, heardwear, and robe and it works, because a lot of terrorists seem to be white guys in the US
DJBigTed
Hahaha I wrote this and got downvoted severely. Have my upvote!
redloki55
I guess timing matters, or phrasing? Thanks!
DJBigTed
Timing is 99.9999% of Imgur...oh yeah and reposts
redloki55
sadly
SpaceGhostPostToPost
OP makes terrorist costume *Cue It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia theme*
thesplashingblumpkins
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/jihad.jpg
EpicN
The gang declares jihad on Halloween.
SophisticatedBadassery
ImMrbulldops
Janitor got a hold of the PA system. Puerto Rican guy
poodlypoodle
We have to make it look like I don't diddle kids!
HAILS4TIN
I had the mortician do my makeup!
undertheaurora
"20 people of an ethnic minority were okay with it while out in public, so everyone else should be too!" :\ That totally makes it okay! /s
alqaeda2k16
true, but still . If you do get offended by that you're a bit of a pussy. Specially if you're not even from the Middle East
undertheaurora
"Only people of that specific race should be allowed to think this is tasteless and offensive!" Thanks for explaining racism bud :)
alqaeda2k16
I didn't say that. I just said that they'd be pussies for thinking this specific costume is racist. Imo it's quite clever. And by the 1/2
alqaeda2k16
By the last bit I mean that its weird to be personally offended by something that isn't related to you.but thinking its racistis fair enough
briarios3000
Well, as long as your friends from the Middle East decided for me whether or not this is offensive...
myotherfistisapenis
http://imgur.com/k4pkDrA
briarios3000
"Some of my best friends are Muslims" -- idiot in hacky, unfunny costume
myotherfistisapenis
These were strangers at bars and clubs I went to. Where's your costume pic? Whoever told you to just be yourself gave you terrible advice...
ThatKTMguy
That looks like a good way to get shot
northwestroots
Why? Ignorance?
ThatKTMguy
Because people around the world are afraid in light of recent events. Sometimes it's best not to dress up like a terrorist, or a clown.
northwestroots
A scary clown is a recent event. Terrorists have been around for a long time. Lighten up.
ThatKTMguy
Lighten up? How about you let reality sink in for a bit. Dressing up like something that legitimately scares people isn't the best idea.
northwestroots
I do understand where you're coming from though.
northwestroots
Living in fear is a choice.
UrKungFuNoGood
imgur gave me a ban warning for a suicide bomber joke. congrats.
AtheistNotAntiTheist
probably cos some ultra left wing tree hugging hippy liberal from tumblr wept a tear and wrote a poem about it.
UrKungFuNoGood
It was a funny joke too. I figured same thing.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
I'm pretty left leaning but I'm not here to report anyone for a joke.
UrKungFuNoGood
:cheers:
fudgesickle
Absolutely love it!
YouKillBugsGoodRigo
Love the costume. Think it's hilarious. Drop the "before you get PC". If someone doesn't like it...they just don't have to. That's life.
DopeyFuckedaPenguin
Relax guys, it's just a radio
NATA5
Yeah OP makes CPUs, it's all good.
Kooks
Just a click
myotherfistisapenis
Cell Phone
Willis1magillis2
Radio cell phone vibrator
Honeybadger2198
Note 7?
myotherfistisapenis
iPhone 6s crammed in a touch screen arm holder for an iPhone 4s lol. Almost pulled a muscle getting it out of that case lol.
Honeybadger2198
Couldn't even splurge for a Note 7 out of cardboard? Woulda been so fitting.
sidhuharry
Only Sikhs are victim of this shit. The people you met will never face this issue because they don't wear turbans.
oldlampsfornew
Heck that's not even considered a turban by most standards
oldlampsfornew
Sikhs aren't the only people who wear turbans.
sidhuharry
Show me who else wears turban in America?
LordJaharNarish
"Man in terrorist costume shot on sight by cops." - CNN 11/1/16
ThrowdaFischbach
Not bad for $100 worth of ammo.
lgskggsglzylzludupduldududjc
I'm pretty sure CNN would looooooove it if this happened
DougDeNasty
"Unarmed man wearing a clock shot by police." -CNN 11/1/16
connorcat
They killed Flava Flav?!
xheroth
Read the as the 11th of January 2016. Love from across the pond.
thejoeymonster
That's my cake day.
tornadosandwich
You guys weigh things in mass instead of weight so don't get America started
playstation360
Mass is more important. You use the same units for mass and force, what's up with that?
tornadosandwich
No we don't. We use slugs for mass and pounds for force. Do research before insulting us
tornadosandwich
The way you "weigh" things, a person would weigh the same on earth and on the moon. It doesn't factor in the force of gravity.
Bystandr
Talk it out - what sounds more awkward? November 1st , 2016 or 1st November 2016 ?The very first November, ever, didnt occur in 2016.
playstation360
Let's sing it. "on Christmas first, my true love gave to me..."
BELGIANfries
Ah yes i forgot, there's only one language.
GingerGit
It's the 1st day of November.. The latter has "of" missing to make logical sense, the lesser makes much less when talked out.
Tkeleth
I wish we had logical dates and measures here, dude.
201chass
Well "november 1st, 2016" reads faster than "the 1st of november in 2016" so it sorta makes sense
xheroth
It's quite alright, chap. You left the Britannian Empire and must suffer the consequences of your actions. Like the savage you are.
pookieeatworld
Hey you know, if it wasn't for that whole taxation without representation thing, we'd probably still be in the empire...
McBook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2s56IQzsBE
pookieeatworld
What the fuck was that?
Tkeleth
I put sugar in my Earl Grey. HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH but no really, i do, because I'm a fucking barbarian.
AgamemnonsMemes
You don't deserve probably date structure....
GeneralAnubis
Because I'm feeling pedantic - Britain changed their measurement system after America was founded. We're still using old "Imperial" units.
SuperFluffyRabbitEater
Pfff that's bullshit. *refuses to believe the truth shown upon me*
Maudible
it's still logical here, it is the difference between saying the First of June and June the First.
airandfingers
...except that without words, people can only assume which is meant. Also, Medium/Small/Large. YYYY-MM-DD FTW
Agent
YYYY/MM/DD master race reporting in
chrisazy
Found the programmer?
BifuriousPanda
Database more likely. Though he didn't specify down to HH:nn:ss:fff
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
I went as where's Waldo Lionel Richie 7 years ago. IRL everyone loved it. On the internet I got death threats & calls to my university 1/2
canibFrank
I don't get the costume or the reason for the hate?
zerothoughtgiven
canibFrank
OK, got it. Thanks
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
By people who wanted my scholarship revoked. Deleted my Facebook after my inbox was just full of hate for a month. 2/2
robotzombies
The only reason I can think that people'd be outraged is if you were in black face. Please tell me you weren't in black face.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
If by black face you mean did I use makeup the same skin tone as Lionel Richie, yes. If you mean did I use shoe polish and sing mammy, no.
Dizzyjoe
Bennings
I'm the Mujahadeen and I'm making a scene, now you're gonna feel what the boom-boom means.
DanAykroydFanClub
"how often do you go to mosque?"
CreepyPhlox
God I love this movie lol!
buckystaco
Which movie
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
Four Lions
buckystaco
thank u
adrizen
Jesus. That's not funny. That's horrifying
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
It's a damn funny (though definitely fucked up) movie
Kelzinc1
why? he just said got is great #islamophobic
adrizen
Dizzyjoe
Yeah that is one evil prank.
adrizen
I imagine thinking you are about to die is pretty horrible. I'd probably hit the guy for that.
storebrandproductmascot
It's not real. It's from the movie Four Lions (extremely funny movie, by the way). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUbl_jrxQHQ
WillJeSuis
I can only hope he was beat up by everyone there and everyone saying while kicking the shit out of him "BRO! IT'S JUST A PRANK!"
Robbann
it's from a movie
PutrescentTumescence
That last part of your description is the imgur equivalent of "some of my best friends are black"
jenniii
I CANT BE RACIST I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS
LongLiveTheQuuen
Yeah I got the same feeling
FattySkyrims
I agree. There's no point in giving a shit what victim groups might whine about.
Ninjainslippers
Relax guys, certain people didn't find this offensive so you shouldn't either.
peaky96
Nah its more like "people in your exact same social situation don't find this offensive so neither should you"
PutrescentTumescence
I'm offended by @OPs willingness to lie to himself
bvtthole
I don't need anyone's approval to not find this funny.
YouKillBugsGoodRigo
I agree 100%. I found it hilarious but I'm sick people trying to falsify objective validity to silence someone who isn't req'd to like it.
bvtthole
Exactly. I don't hate anyone for finding it funny, I just have a different opinion.
YouKillBugsGoodRigo
You're allowed to find it offensive and throw a shit fit about it. That's the beauty of freedom.
bvtthole
Hahah I guess you're right. But I won't.
Dolenmorgul
Where was this, cause I can imagine this would not go over well in France, Belgium, and so on
slcdirtmerchant
Salt lake city
myotherfistisapenis
Mormon country, USA
EddardStawk
Utah?
myotherfistisapenis
Yep
Dolenmorgul
Best case scenario this would land you in jail over here, worst case; a bullet in the head, welcome to Belgium
myotherfistisapenis
Really? For empty bottles of Red Bull and Jager? I lived in Netherlands for 3 years, and also for 3 in Budapest and had no problems