Dizzyjoe

101864 pts · June 13, 2012


Hillooo! I'm Joe and I live in a country. Info about me (last one is a lie): - I have hair - I eat - I sleep - I understand Squirrels Other random shit not worth the read: I told you not to read this but whatever it's fine either way because people have the right to choose their drinks! I know you're probably thinking "drinks???" and that made you think about hats that hurt you when you were young? Did it not? It sure got me the first time, I was only a little kid back then when I first thought about stuff. Imagine all the damage it made to my young fragile little brain, yes... and I know what you're thinking, that is way too early for any kid to handle. Such insanely complicated thoughts exploded in my mind. What did you say? Yes, of course I've been in a wheelchair ever since... and can hardly talk anymore. However! I did survive just to say "Timmehh!!!" to strangers on the street. Which makes all the trauma and nightmares that constantly haunts me feel worth while. If you're reading this then no worries you'll probably just experiance some minor brain damage and confusion about why the hell you used 45 mins of your time reading this crap. foull of spelling errors and meaningless cock.

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It's my 6th cakeday today! As tradition goes heres my first favourite.

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Dog steals boyfriend?

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Playing with life

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Best way to travel

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Good morning

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Do you have a minute to talk about Jesus our lo- gurglgriwheuwhfudi

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I'm ready for Christmas

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Slow day at work so I made a upvote stickman :)

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Awesome invention

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Rare footage carped on tape

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Has technology gone too far?

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I need this!

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Used too long to make up a good title now I'm dizzy as  f*** 

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Sheep had enough

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Took this amazing photo in Mongolia the other day

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Kitty wants to sleep but then...  QUACK ATTACKS! Out of somewhere... Nobody knows exactly where and this title is way too long.

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When you get home hammered but have to walk the dog before bed.

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MRW I overhear a woman saying she's unable to have children

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When you can't afford the prosthetic arm but the doctor helps you out.

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Pic taken of my home town last evening

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Mind blowing hedgehog facts of the day!

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Refugees are have now found new faster ways to get out. 

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MRW when I get back from lunch and some of my office accessories are gone.

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Japan... lol

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When you decide to rest in the middle of the fight...

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Also rape is murder. 

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My favorite C&H strip

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Not easy to get coffe with auto correct

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The best Genji deflects

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Louis CK makes some good points

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Teabag cookies! Teabags for everyone!

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Cat snake customes

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Here comes the food boat! Tuut tuut!

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When you accidentally connect too many gadgets as a DJ

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Did Samuel L. Jackson make this receipt?

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Wait... what?

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Come dog! I'll help ya in.

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Got to hide my stash!

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I'm just gonna sit here you may go to the next post.

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Lock up your women, Japan.

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I present the Fallout shot (Not such a hit with the Japanese crowd)

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Pinky and the Brain

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Comics of course

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Hungry? Why not open up a nice cheeseburger in a can?

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These players knows how to get the ladies. 

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I just realised that I'm a Satanist

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Delightful Dark Disney gifs

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Trumpzilla vs Mega Clinton

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Next level MacGyver

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When modern architecture goes too far.

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Apple releases the new Ibag

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Playboy for blind people

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The russian "Dartz"  1,5 million dollar luxury armored car.

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Styled up imgur today and it looks sweet!

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This is how I imagine the veteran, glorious imgurians browse usersub

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True

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Sith Patrick Stewart

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