saladispartoftheilluminati
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And I'm sitting here like..
Jul 10, 2014 11:29 AM
saladispartoftheilluminati
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And I'm sitting here like..
Brittanyepicbeast01
You were to pro... Sorry dude
nightstalker
Someone have to say what is "ametaur" actually to this man.
cleverriposter
What did the professionals make, living sand golems?
Hexarcy00
that's a castle AND a dragon. He's cheating
THEnatman
Dragonstone
krazy986
Dude my action figures would love this.
iblisshadow
Always upvote stich
Telcontari
Well, if you get to use a level it's easy enough, isn't it?
politicalhack
It sure is. in fact, it's so easy, you should do it yourself. Come on Mr. Easy Enough...don't let us down.
ZorroGoodlove
Where did he find a bucket shaped like that???
PudgeTheFish
Hey! I'm in that movie!
wolfbyblood
This is great haha
PolarChi
Awesome use of the Stitch gif! I can totally relate!
JasonAbbadon
What do you have to do to go pro? Some degree from Oral Roberts University or something?
Rezol
I usually sit there like
demut
Booo!
Fenomenoide
Next week I'm running a competition with my students (HS) about sand sculptures. If I get more than 10 upvotes, I will post them.
Fenomenoide
Kidding... I'll post them anyway.
lazymayonaise
Hr uses a level?!? God I'm a piece of shit
Thoraxe123
Fixed:
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
Entry Level Position: Must have 2-5 years experience, a Bachelors degree in related field, and the one ring to rule them all.
wikiman
That implies that there is such a thing as a professional sandcastle builder?
tuxedos
Yes & theyre amazing. International sand sculpting contest at the Neptune festival in Va Bch every year, Ive seen some spectacular shit.
tuxedos
Virginia beach, va for clarification. Was running out of characters.
rodgerina
Upvoted for Stitch!
8string
Erotes
Stitch gets an A for effort AND for enthusiasm!
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Does Stitch get a remake? Yes... yes he does
hencethequeef
And an A+ for cute and fluffy!
KFizzle
Stitches get bitches.
NihongoToEigo
I always thought the A should STAND for something. I just say A for affort.
Erotes
It does! It stands for Average. http://imgur.com/XZt9E04 Do you even Asian?
Baylin33
Is that all just sand by itself, or is other stuff used for structure?
prfesser
Clay or another binder is sometimes used for elaborate structures.
RoonilWazlib
Seriously, even with a ladder, how does he do the top of the castle without it all falling apart
xXB1GSXx
Like all art started at the top and worked his way down
martyisadragon
I think they spray them with some kind of glue as they go along so they hold together
Compendyum
I think this too, but that's like using other random material?
carewyllie
Amateur has nothing to do with skill level & everything to do with whether or not you've ever been paid to do that job before.
jimicos
Case in point: http://www.sportspickle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ba3059ef599f511be23ce1afc370d7a9.jpg
Bammit
You did him dirty!
jimicos
He did himself dirty.
chlorinatemyworld
Well "amateur" basically means he doesn't get paid on the regular to make awesome shit like this.
Bombideer
Amateur is anything non-professional, which means that it's anybody who doesn't have it as a profession.
SanAnStrangler
He should tho
silentgeorge
At its root it means "for the love of it." Doesn't mean you can't be completely awesome at it.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
That's cheating. You can't use sandbending.
starvingpoet
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e3g0vAtu1rzbxiio4_1280.jpg
aBagFullOfSexToys
read this comment whist hitting the right arrow. Came back just to like it.
Dienekes
So they basically mean "amateur" as it's used to describe people in porn flicks.
SweetBabyCthulhu
"look into the camera right there..."
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Back in my day, 'amateur' meant you're fucking incompentent at something. Now it just means 'it's not -actually- your job'.
grimfandango
1/2 In some cases "amateur" means people spend half their lives and countless hours perfecting their craft. They just don't get paid for it.
skizlor
Like amateur (olympic) vs. pro (WWE) wrestling.
grimfandango
2/2 Anyone attempting to compete with them will inevitably end up looking completely inadequate.
Zixtank
Truth be told, 8 out of 10 times, the amatuer videos are waaaaaaaaay better.
Dienekes
I agree wholeheartedly.
saladispartoftheilluminati
They are, it seems more real.
iBATMAN
Wait, what if they are using "amateur" to describe the amateur'ness of the cameraman and not the actors? It qualifies under this tab right?
Dienekes
That makes sense to me.
Grooseland
Yeah, the same: "not paid for doing it". Though some porn amateurs do get paid, so they're horrible liars.
hiphopbookshop
It's funny how many "18" year olds there are in porn too.
Moomington
I think amateurs can get paid, as long as it isn't their primary source of income. Otherwise you'd be a pro lawnmower after mowing (1/2)
gone2fishagain
Wait, you're saying those aren't documentaries? MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE.
Moomington
(2/2) your grandparents' lawn every two weeks for 10 dollars.
jimeoptimusprime
Indeed. 'Amateur' is the antonym of 'professional' so a thumb rule is: is it person x:s profession, yes/no?
toxicchili
I think mowing your grandmothers garden would be a very specific niche.
Moomington
There's always money in the grandma's-lawn-mowing business.
Grooseland
I don't think it needs to be the primary source of income, but it should provide 'good' income, not pocket money.
fortheloveofpete
Those assholes! Fuck them! ...wait...
InfinitusEquitas
Would that I could. Some of them.