MRW my fists have the power to send me back in time 1 second if they touch and I'm holding strong magnets in each hand

May 8, 2017 9:06 AM

Haccusations

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Drop them!

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So specific.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the feeling you get when you have a good poo and it feels nice coming out your bum ole

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Worst superpower ever?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

You can call your boss a fucknut and then go back to before it happened, that would be satisfying.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When someone fails to do perfect loop, but then thinks cool title.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

This is not an instance where a perfect loop would be needed, or even make sense

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

Same thing happens when I say "what the fuck?" but I keep seeing posts that make me say "what the fuck."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have the same problem when I move my hand in a specific way

9 years ago | Likes 321 Dislikes 2

I am really curious to know whose hand you stole.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was transplanted after the accident.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same thing happens every time I facepalm

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I have the same issue when I say "Dayum" three times. I'm like a shitty Beetlejuice.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

Reference: an episode of "Good Times" where the mom is dealing with her husband's death: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKUwcCp7LPE

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dayum

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Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

9 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 3

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

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Dormammu, can you smell what I'm cooking?

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

Dormamu *squelch*

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dormammu? I've come to bargain.

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