KittyBitMe

26730 pts · February 28, 2016


I’m a nurse. I might wipe your ass at some point, so be nice to me!

Who hurt him

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 308

Infinite sadness

Points 26
Comments 10
Views 1010

He told me this immediately after farting his pants

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 821

Trump has the posture of Austin Powers on Mini Me’s shoulders

Points 60
Comments 9
Views 620

Bob’s Burgers is my comfort show.

Points 16
Comments 10
Views 577

The restraint

Points 49
Comments 23
Views 2461

Couple Goals

Points 31
Comments 6
Views 1306

We’ve all been there

Points 12
Comments 7
Views 727

For a moment she is peaceful

Points 36
Comments 1
Views 1116

Not my content but this is how my husband is. I’m very lucky.

Points 1041
Comments 117
Views 65764

She must never be trusted.

Points 49
Comments 6
Views 2663

That is the strangest cherry I’ve ever seen

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 599

I couldn’t even finish the video

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 962

There was a grasshopper in our can of peas!

Points 420
Comments 153
Views 67995

Just tell me

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 662

Do you?

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 574

I want answers

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 443

You and me, Babs

Points 32
Comments 11
Views 2075

Consistently the worst drivers on the road

Points 21
Comments 22
Views 618

Had a religious experience this morning

Points 31
Comments 1
Views 1084

Here. Have some nostalgia!

Points 51
Comments 5
Views 1247

Bill Nye it is!

Points 36
Comments 4
Views 757

Since everyone wants to talk about soul-crushing fictional deaths.

Points 1887
Comments 171
Views 94076

Stupid Covid

Points 32
Comments 6
Views 1179

I. Fucked. Up.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 612

First we quarantines. Then we memes.

Points -3
Comments 3
Views 297

Oof

Points 43
Comments 13
Views 1647

Droppin and droopin

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 122

Doodle

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 167

Ha!

Points 62
Comments 74
Views 1960

The unbridled fury

Points 9
Comments 10
Views 454

(o )_(o ) ( o)_( o)

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 295

Stop it, ladies. Please.

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 508

Sneaky sneaky

Points 28
Comments 3
Views 1333

I made this years ago and nobody appreciated it

Points -2
Comments 2
Views 196

*clap**clap*

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 298

Best day of the nineties was when we got these barbies

Points 28
Comments 5
Views 1386

Oh, Rocky!

Points 86
Comments 10
Views 2672

My girls know

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 144

I don’t care. Whatever you want.

Points 22
Comments 4
Views 1113

Etsy treasure!

Points 25
Comments 27
Views 1705

As a nurse, this is a terrifying thought

Points 24
Comments 26
Views 1228

I loled

Points 31
Comments 4
Views 952

Fair observation

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 547

Mum Mum Mummy Lois Lois

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 143

Story time

Points 6
Comments 29
Views 706

My niece graduated puppy school today!

Points 26
Comments 4
Views 828

Or “you’re overreacting”

Points 3
Comments 6
Views 275

Not my OC

Points 2485
Comments 94
Views 89862

Happy 29th, heathens.

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 113

The day my patients start wearing thong diapers is the day I find a new career

Points 26
Comments 7
Views 1191

Done

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 196

When that special patient is getting wiley

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 702

Such a good show

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 88

Cats are jerks

Points 8
Comments 16
Views 677

How long do I have to wait?!

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 56

FML dump

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 296

It’s disgusting

Points 20
Comments 17
Views 942

From The Expanse

Points 33
Comments 13
Views 1470

Air puffed from my nose

Points 16
Comments 7
Views 1021
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