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shhep
Bruce should demand she washes off those eyes before going to bed. Linens stain and nobody becomes billionaire by constantly buying new ones
Oscar074
Bakemi
She could have easily used waterproof mascara.
livinglife9009
Oh shit! This is new to me, and I've read the comic months ago when he proposed to her on the rooftops without giving an answer.
SkyHighInc
The whole War of Jokes and Riddles was between that book and this one.
CaptainSmartass
Hope prenups exist in that universe.
Zappit
Welp, this basically means DC will be killing Catwoman within a couple years now because it will be SHOCKING and devastating to Bruce. Meh.
AxolotlSuitcase
What about bat girl and batman of the future.
owlest
how will this work? she a burglar
TheAboleth
They have the same hair. ._.
ultimate0
Short hair Selina is best Selina
FreedomWaffles
her mascara says garbled BJ
RedReaper217
Raz0rking
well...finally
CityYeti
It won't last forever
Raz0rking
T_T
CityYeti
Yeah, just as long as superman and wonder woman were a thing. It's just to sell comics
zikaBLYAT
Isn't everything in order to sell comics?
CityYeti
Now you're getting it
AlexandruN
This reminds me of that time my cat caught a bat and ate it.
6Oh4
Haha don't demand. Christian Bale Batman voice "MARRY MEEE!!!!!!"
Nishmole
Thank you.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
I can hear it in my head
ManMashine
Oh god… as if Gilbert Gottfried would read "50 shades of Grey"…
underdog493
This needs more upvotes
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Sonuvabitch.. XDDD
hockeyham
Wait until she finds out he has pincers on his penis
PastryRaven
They're to grab onto her, obviously...
mjangelvortex
https://orig00.deviantart.net/be34/f/2014/319/4/8/first_time_is_always_awkward_xd_by_nebezial-d86klrp.jpg (For context purposes.)
AtheistNotAntiTheist
Congrats, you just got engaged to a bat shit crazy woman. Hate to say I told you so, Bruce..
translocated
Because he's really sane himself
nspriest233
A Bat shit crazy dude getting married to a Bat shit crazy woman is a match made in DC
ISarabi
You told him so? When did Batman and Fallout cross over?
SkeletonRecruiter
EneZio
Which version is this from?
NiHyde
It's from the new Rebirth Batman line, so canon.
SpraynardYitzben
Batman (2016) Issue #32 sauce: readcomiconline.to/Comic/Batman-2016/Issue-32?id=122777
UrgeTheRed
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RadicalRaizex
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bruhimstillalurker
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Mdogsthethird
Top lad
SpraynardYitzben
You'll want to read the whole War of Jokes and Riddles story for it to make sense though
Grayfox23
It's pretty self explanatory
ManMashine
I'm not crying… no… :'(
insane677
SiIverSoul
"Omg are you crying?" "No its just the rain" *runs away*
TheDarkSouls
And I have avoided this comic book because I didn't know Selena was going to say yes or no
SidneyHarbor
Well somebody's not going to have to look outside on the third Tuesday of the month at 3:32am anymore.
naps1995
Oh my......
RadicalRaizex
NZSheeps
Perhaps they're both going to start doing it together.
Rip901
Nah, cats hate water
Shenaniganz80
Damien is probably gonna be a prick to his new step mom
CatsIsTheAnswer
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJf7aiDVoAAr_WI.jpg
QueenCousland
The last five words of that sentence are superfluous.
swedishbutthurtguy
Selina is probably gonna stuff Damien in a garbage bin and kick it down a long hill
PugPugPugPug
I wish DC would do that.
Badger421
We can dream.
ukatox
he ded.
LegendofShrek
Nah, he's back. Had superpowers for a bit, and now he is normal again.
insane677
Isn't Damien a prick to everybody, though?
AllGoodUsernamesTaken1
He isn't not a prick to Dick... I mean Nightwing
Shenaniganz80
Yeah
srsgiraffe
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/batman/images/0/00/Damian_dies.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20130706014025
ShadowTRonin
Yowch.
dmc623
He is of bad clay..
TuboThePanda
shinyRK9
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
nevoreJunkie
Is this a reference to something?
LegendMasterX
http://68.media.tumblr.com/de039174dfbde2fd6f63ffdd61d4ff81/tumblr_opurqoUnFK1rvya9ro1_1280.png
nevoreJunkie
Cheers
rob0237
I love you
Sigimund
Yep. He is terrible.
Fulminology
So, how long until something goes wrong and they retcon it with time travel or some bullshit?
pareidoliaperson
He's going to "Bale" her and then bail her
Sigimund
Maybe they'll pull a Spiderman and have a literal deal with the devil to get rid of it.
mjangelvortex
Please no.
Xiuhtocatl
Shhhhhhh we don't like to talk about that clusterfuck
daft667
what a hero
AnimosityTowardTheContrivance
Dammit Barry
capngoat
You tell him, other Barry!
R3gord
Double entendre, I like it!
profparm
*batshit. They'll retcon it with batshit.
TheWorldEndsWithYou
I give it 3 issues before she dies
argast
They have a child in another universe: Huntress/Helena Wayne.
Peytonthedestroyer
idk but I'm starting a betting pool if anyone is interested.
FacemanPeck
6 months, maybe.
Xiuhtocatl
rylecx
might not be too long with the upcoming showdown with Dr Manhattan
wilkins1952
got to get through Metal first and that goes on until at February next year then there will be a few months break so at least another year
ghosttic
Wait, when does doomsday clock come out
wilkins1952
It starts on Nov 22 2017 and will go on for just over a year but Doomsday clock is supposed to be a intro to the main event
314159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494
Will their offspring grow up to be BatCat or CatBat?
fairybug
Or ManWoman? Or WomanMan?
MrTestCat
Me. The BestCat
OopsImAPumpkin
Their offspring is Huntress
Frogapus
Halloween Girl
Asmor
One fine day with a flap and a purr, a baby was born and it caused a little stir...
yankinmyD
Catman.... in the super tight leather and high heels
MmmCookiePoops
Brakisback
Vydrach
MrTestCat
My Master. My Champion. c':
tex81024
Their kid becomes a little joker
borislives
An abomination rodent/feline crossbreed that can't fly or meow but can visualise a solar view of it licking its own arsehole.
Oujinya
May ManWoman or WomanMan
Zibbon50cal4
Didn't you know? That the black panther was adopted by batman and cat woman? (No not really)
DidItForScience
It'll be a total surprise when she gives birth to a CowBoy.
AddNapalm
Catdog! Cat-dog! alone in the world with a little catdog!
BlownByTheMonsignor
Logan9Fingers
Bet he gave her the batbat
314159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494
Makin' the pussy purr
insane677
whosagoodboy92
too soon
lordofhouselurker
MyNameIsPer
absolutezero182
You win this round Adam We.
ensensu
Oh god, he’s a tomato.
UpLateForWhat
ManWoman actually
Blackrain39
Well, in this day and age...
HighwayWizard
riegspsych325
as a kid, Motherboy
fistermatic5000
That got something between a chuckle and a guffaw out of me.
WallpaperProblems
I knew it
RoastedSalted
Zeze for short.
Whatismypurpose
And her brother WomanMan
hoppe1
http://www.puclpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/boygirl.jpg
NipplesTheEnchiIada
https://imgur.com/ZlOVwe8 so you can favrotie for later
NipplesTheEnchiIada
SergeantSalsa
It's 2017, the offspring will be PersonPerson
UnluckyKeys
That's the kind of thing you'd see on David Letterperson!
puruwin
Apache Helicopter
CaptainTiddlemittens
AIM-9 Sidewinder.