Trump told a rally crowd in swing-state Pennsylvania that he was only there because of how badly his campaign is going
My wife got me a kitten for our anniversary
mood
Baby got back
This website takes a sentence or two as a seed and generates a story via neural net
Somebody learned how to escape his terrarium...
When you see it... (hint: focus on the muzzle)
So two androids walk into a temple...
MRW one of my campers gets his dick stuck in an oboe
The secret to a happy marriage?
5-minute no-planning $0 dice tower
Am I the only one?
Worf's bedside manner could use some work
I had a green Christmas!
More for the rest of us, I suppose
Today's my cakeday, so here are a handful of favorites from a long-ass fucking time ago
This was my 10th favorite. You're welcome.
Transformer Gals
Lego 1989 Batmobile
"Spellcheck allowed it"
In the Johnny Karate episode of Parks and Rec, there's a kid in the audience dressed as Bert Macklin
Call your mom
Well.
Rest a moment and let Giant Turkey Jesus watch over you
New Ron Perlman movie looks sick
I can no longer take carnotaurus seriously
When I forget the words at karaoke
Has science gone too far?
Gentlemen.
Do you like Vor's new hat?
LPT: Tear straight across the side instead of pulling apart the top seam
This Valentine's Day, let Kilowog teach you the universal language
Part of the terms I had to agree to to get paperless statements from my bank...
Sure it was, Bruce.
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Talk about a bar room brawl...
I'm too young to feel this old
Florida Man, Florida Man, doing the things a Florida can
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Man's best friend?
wot in bob vance, vance refrigeration
Could have been much, much worse
Thanks, Google.
Every mushroom cloud has its silver lining...
live fast, die hard, leave a bloated corpse
Ah, of course, that major graphics application osu!
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This is LITERALLY the best TV show ever
One of my favorite moments with two of my favorite characters
Via /r/IASIP on reddit
// self-explanatory
Snow-covered Lego animals at the Stone Zoo
poop
Well... there it is.
I'm 34 years old and I'm pretty sure naming your character "Bitch" will never cease to be amusing
Well... Fuck
Pip pip
Sadly spot-on