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GLORY TO THE MESSIAH!
Mar 3, 2015 7:14 PM
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borkborkiampupper
I thought we decided he was trolling after Kanye's wedding
WhereTheHellDidThatSpiderGo
Only Read Books That You Write Yourself
jigglyjigglypuff
AKA only your own tweets
Scrotinger
You know, the relationship one isn't really that bad
walterpeck
It's true. The whole "you complete me" idea is garbage.
bangbangbangbang
And also probably a huge factor in the divorce rate.
Poopshtick
I didnt think the tree being beautiful one was bad either
catsandcheetos
The overall message totally makes sense. The way he phrased it was ridiculous lol. But I got the gist.
Freemasonry
The phrasing was OK compared to the rest of his tweets... But then again, that's not a high bar I suppose
thefatlonelyjew
yeah
TheBiggestDinosaurYouHaveEverSeen
The phrase he's talking about is making the point that only 50% of each person's 'self' should go into the relationship, (1/?)
TheBiggestDinosaurYouHaveEverSeen
then the other 50% goes towards his/her own goals/dreams. That way you have 100% of a relationship, but you never become so wrapped (2/?)
TheBiggestDinosaurYouHaveEverSeen
up in it that you lose your sense of self, thus keeping the relationship fresh and both people maintain some personal space and independence
TheBiggestDinosaurYouHaveEverSeen
So IMO what he said is just happy horse shit based on a misunderstanding of the actual wisdom of the phrase in question.
bpbpbpbp
Unpopular opinion alert: 16-year-old kids are allowed to be absolute idiots, even if famous.
DevoutSkeptic
I feel like I'm the only person who wasn't a moron at 16.
kristianlyng
You probably were.
TheYorkshireGeordieMan
isn't he a little young for acid?
madmardagan
I just watched his mom gouge out her eye and I have to believe he was mostly why she did that.
StrangeStatements
Barbershops make a habit of subjugating all shirts that enter their florescent-lit halls.
ggpirate
It's ok though, her eyes weren't real anyway
FuckingGood
True!!!
DontCommentWhenDrunk
Nice topical connection. +1 Also, great username; long live Willow!
DevinWilliam
Honestly the best comment I've read ask day. Live Gotham by the way.
Lectovai
I watched the first six episodes of Gotham before finally losing interest. It could use better writers.
SkittleE
What do you call a fish without eyes?
utopiaa
I would have to call it very unlucky.
pandaeyed
Blind.
RedHeadedBambi
fsh?
SkittleE
Suddenly I'm not sure if my joke was funny
YodasLeftEar
it's funny. also old as balls.
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
that's a better spoken word joke. also a great follow up joke to "What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer"
TheRicM
Eye m8ey
relicen
I'll clear up your doubt: It wasn't. :)
SkittleE
Thanks bro, but as you can see Strugglesnuggler beat you to that three minutes ago.
strugglesnuggler
It wasn't... but you get a +1 for trying.
SkittleE
I'll have to keep trying, bring my tastelessness to a whole new level.
madmardagan
Fsh.
SkittleE
Guess she better get her name changed hahahahaha I slay me.
madmardagan
Actually she got a new eye last night so she's good.
SkittleE
What? Aw shit, I hadn't watched that episode yet, my DVR fucked up and didn't record it.
WhatDidYouDooo
Ok. I laughed at the Cinderella's glass slipper one.
LikelyToBeEatenByAGrue
But that wasn't actually Jaden...
holang
More Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey.
AceOfShovels
I have to wonder what his father thinks of this shit
ScHoolboyQsBucketHat
There's a quote from Will where he says that when he was a teen, he was dumb too, but didn't have twitter so it wasn't widely known.
McAllisterFawkes
Parents just don't understand.
superzonic
The last one is true though
Tothebadcommentsection
I honestly think that he's trying to tap into some Buddhist philosophy but it just comes out all wrong.
kristianlyng
Seems like it, and it's not that weird that it's coming out wrong. He's 16. (And who knows how old when these tweets were made/captured)
unremarkableasterisk
I Find His Tweets Fascinating Like A Tree Trapped In Time
StrangeStatements
The Old Wolf is slowly making his way towards us. If he stops here, pray that his cart is empty.
DOMEwithouttheE
There Are No Upvotes On This Post Or This Comment OR IN OUR WATER
thegreatfrenchcheeses
look, he's just a kid. Maybe you are 27+ so it's hard to imagine what crap you 'd put online if you had tha innernet when you where 12
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Thank you. Don't know why anyone is so surprised a kid would say things like that.
kristianlyng
I'm very glad my 14-year-old self didn't have millions of twitter followers to pick on every little stupid detail I uttered.
bangbangbangbang
To clarify: I wasn't tryin to sound like a tool in the other comment, I'm just genuinely curious as to where you came up with that number :)
thegreatfrenchcheeses
27+ as in, 'fucking old'. A random guess. Granted, you 'd had internet, but no social media like nowadays
bangbangbangbang
...27+? Where did you get that number? Also, a decent number of those here who ARE 27+ actually did have the internet at 12.
kristianlyng
And most of those 27+ didn't have millions of followers at age 12.
bangbangbangbang
That's fair. I'd still like to know where the 27+ number came from, though. I didn't mean it as criticism, it as genuine curiosity.
kristianlyng
I read it as a general "guys, he's a kid, he's not a grownup". Not a reference to anything specific...
bangbangbangbang
Also fair. The relationship one, at least, actually makes sense.
traceurkyle
The hands one is rights i have never had a problem i couldn't solve by masturbating
queenbhole
Okay, for some (some) of these I actually understand what he's trying to say. Does that make me a terrible person?
ohsillyus
Naw. it's just they're usually phrased kind of silly. Or aren't that complex. (not that they have to be.)
bangbangbangbang
Nah. The relationship one, in particular, is actually a good point (even if it's a little odd in its wording).
LinkinParkSunGlasses
I have an exam tomorrow... *looks down at hands* This isn't helping
IAmTheOneWhoMocks
Or not. Hands offer shitty lifestyle advice.
johnnyhandbags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkWtWihV0MA
StrangeStatements
The stars have begun to blaze in the night sky, and in my heart, I know that The Song is once more racing through their cores.
Einhoernchen
Fortune tellers at fairs do that kind of thing. Make sure to ask an old gypsy woman with only two teeth left. You can trust her.
DynamicDash
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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AtlanticPENUMBRA
Are you getting ready for Science? That's the subject your hand knows best.
IAmTheOneWhoMocks
My hands are empty. Life is meaningless.
Ohcrapiforgotmypassword
3deep5me
linkedbyfate13
You're doing it wrong man. I looked at my hands and now I'm a Physicist.
outrecord
If Twitter had of existed when I was a kid, mine would be worse.
Pimpsmurf
This kid has got to have the best weed on the whole damn planet.
TheWayADrillWorks
Mark my words, in 100-200 years time Jaden Smith's weed stash will be an urban legend...
Chistoid
He has a point, Wilson would have been a better name than Jaden.
emmuppet
That one wasn't by him though...
GangplankTheSaltwaterScourge
Alot of these are actually pretty good puns. And 2 or 3 Actually insightful. Even a broken clock is right twice a day
beeratius
I found #7 not completely aneurysm provoking
bentwrenches
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
LikelyToBeEatenByAGrue
But the punny ones are people trying to #TweetLikeJadenSmith
oglehole
the book one is actually a good question......
oglehole
Am I dumb?
ohsillyus
It could be either. Either they are constantly ordering more stock, or they ordered too much and nobody really wants it. Fairly simple.
oglehole
Shouldve phrased what I said better. Rather its not an idiotic question to ask like all of his others. It actually makes sense.
BeerNinjaEsq
some of these aren't sooo bad
dunknthefunk
Some of them actually remind me of Phil's "Philsosophy" from modern family.
ARodianInEwoksClothing
thank you for saying that, wasn't sure if I was slowly inhaling toxic fumes or something
Zebs
He means well, he's just odd. Frankly, I'd rather have see another Jaden than another one of most of the other celebrity youth out there...
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DynamicDash
"People hate what they don't understand" is legit.
jyetie
I've used the last one word for word with better grammar.
NotRick
Wednesday Wisdom With Mr. Squirrels is much deeper
AxelYamanaka
agreed, especially the one with the freedom and the one with the trees.
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
Yeah some are okay but the rest are so dumb it doesn't make up for it.
badmojoe
there are better shower thoughts, just sayin'
DrStoeckchen
There are better poop thoughts. And that's from someone who reads the shower gel.
xheyther
Like the one on blue trees. Finally someone gets it. #daltonianunite
ugunaeatdat
Not if they're intentionally funny.
Inmate45
Damn straight... We do need to plant more sheep.
HowLongHaveYouBeenThereWhatDidYouSee
The Cinderella one is actually pretty legit...
RedroverRedrover
Have you ever run in heels? Plus they were glass. Even if they fit perfectly, they wouldn't move as she flexes her foot while running.
rachycake
That wasnt Jaden, it would someone making fun of him
JasonForge
This one actually was pretty good
AxelYamanaka
Good question. My first inclination is that no one ever buys it because it is always in stock, but it didn't mention size of stock. Hmmm.
kmikl
Dose.
TheFifthClockwatcher
I know, some of them actually make sense. But then the ones about cupcakes and Jupiter make up for it.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Personally..... this one made a lot of sense.. I thought it was something good for everyone to live by..
emmuppet
It's true, but poorly phrased
TheNextBestUsername
Agreed. I suspect he's either home or privately schooled and has had some philosophy classes with a least a dash of theoretical physics.
Glumerlink
he's spent his life in books, his parents forgot he needs to be outside his home to grow too
GoAwayGetaway
I believe there was some controversy bc his mom was trying to run a Scientologist-based private school...in their home. Or something.
TheNextBestUsername
That's not to say he's not above being a bone-headed kid, of course (I'm only speaking about the @officialjaden tweets).
Aamu
And again I'm happy there was no twitter or Facebook or whatever when I was young. All my brain farts are safe in my diaries..
Aamu
my phone wanted to correct farts to arts :D
CJ47
I like to imagine that Jaden Smith is constantly high.
MakerOfBadJokes
I think he does too...
sharkbirdbitecaw
Definitely tripping balls on a couple of those. Not that i would know why, of course.
myexpectationsaresuperlow
I bet he's pissed he didn't come up with "toast toasts toast" first.
funkyjewninja
That was my favorite along with real eyes realize real lies lol
hooktail419
I get that it's a joke, but it still pisses me off. TOAST ONLY TOASTS TOAST IF TOAST PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
JadenFuckingSmith
How Can We Be High If We Are Just Star Dust? We have been everywhere. High, Low, Everywhere.
secularink
High-wisdom makes much more sense than this Jaden Smith's rambling.
sexysexything
trolling everyone!
ExclusiveGamer
He did have that white batman outfit
ramkanwar55
Or just the living incarnation of ayy lmao
kloko
I think he is the greatest troll ever
rankdank69
Just sitting at his computer on imgur smoking a blunt laughing all these post about him I bet
IndigoWendigo
"Imagine"?
StrangeStatements
Swirling clouds might let us thunder across the skies, but we must be careful to not scale them into the heavens.
mirwin13
*hits blunt*
Sp0nKiNG
The one about relationships actually even makes sense
alyxandar
So does the one about schools.
Sp0nKiNG
Depends on the subject. Natural sciences are pretty neutral. Except you hate Darwin ^^
Marrionetta
This idea is the only reason I came to the comments section. YES. I hate to say it, but you know, he's right. Love amplifies. :)
bangbangbangbang
Haha, I went straight to the comments section after seeing it, too. I was like, "Surely SOMEBODY here gets it..."
mexicanstig
There are a few in there that make a bit of sense. But you know what they say, even a blind squirrel eventually gets a nut.
RedHeadedBambi
The 'tweet like Jaden Smith' tweets were all better/funnier than his actual tweets.
catsruleeverthingaroundme
Please do an album?
znicehonix
Because they were obviously made to make fun of him
LikelyToBeEatenByAGrue
But the only one who actually sounded like Jaden (since those were mostly legit puns) was the (I assume, given the handle) originator in #14
CamoSpiderMan
None of them actually seemed like Jaden Smith tweets. They missed the point. Came off like bad one-liners.
JRobi49
#Jupiter
rand0mNPC
This kid has the most punchable face I've ever seen
Muttons1337
It Rustle My Jimmies That Every Word Is Capitalized.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Didn't even notice that, for some kind of reason…
jetstream588
Only Smart People Capitilize Each Letter
Straightedgedliquid
I went back and reread and now I hate everything
phphphphphphph
I agree. It'd be better if they were Communist
AbzM
http://imgur.com/ua6LrnZ
Muttons1337
Can confirm. Am dense.
nocturnalrob
Like the antithesis of e.e. cummings
AnalBeard
One of the reasons I couldn't bare to click to view the rest of them.
HanktheHeliotropeShank
That's how I tell the tweetlikejadens apart from the genuine articles. And yes, it's awful, but I guess that's part of "Speaking Jaden."
witchtrash
Indefinitely.
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
As Captain Capital, it gives me night mares.
BecauseCanadian
Night mares? Like horses that only ride in the night?
FrenchMade
O lente, lente, currite noctis equi!
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
Yes.
WhereTheWildNopesAre
You should study German xD
christacular
Even "RelationShip"
JoeSaraza
Cos it's really to words stuck together duh... Relation and Ship... I am smarter than the one that invented OrthoGraphy
misskittyamazing
I couldn't read these because of his capitalization.
aprilludgateduire
It makes me think he is trying to send us a message, and that's why his tweets make no sense
iraqlobsta
Let the rustling flow through you my son
Muttons1337
I Am The Jimmies
TheCrazy88Horse
[Jimmie rustling intensifies]
LooseCannonSpock
DrBobKelsoNineInches
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who says "rustle my jimmies"
Muttons1337
I prefer "Boils my broccoli" or other Animal Crossing euphemisms for anger, but Jimmy rustling is my favorite.
RoersRoyce
cAPITAL cAPITAL mY wORST nEMESIS
ChimeraOfFury
My favorite was RelationShip.
RougemageNick
You shouldn't read Homestuck then
Muttons1337
Never wanted to. Now I never will.
mijiza
Of all the quirks in Homestuck this one is by FAR the least difficult to get over.
RougemageNick
Its also one of the most legible, but thats just nitpicking
Muttons1337
Never wanted to. Now I never will.
RougemageNick
Did you really need to say it twice?
Muttons1337
Imgur Mobile likes to pull pranks on me like that.
tarataqa
People Who Capitalize Every Word Are Guaranteed Idiots.
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
I Couldn't Even Make It Through Because My Jimmies Got So Damn Rustled.
StrangeStatements
There is a man floating up in the sky. None of us can see him, but does that make him any less real?
paintedgreenmushrooms
let not your jimmies be rustled
Omgitsadonut
Good Luck Trying To Type In All Caps On Runescape Then.
DirtyLittleBirdyFeet
*sigh of relief* I'm so glad I'm not alone
RedHeadedBambi
What is going on with his eyebrows?!
itsMo
Maybe he just needs to poop very hard?
Millillion
I tried to make that expression, but my eyes just started watering.
SilentZed
Even they're surprised by how dumb he can be.
KillingMeDjently
Perpetualy confused
TheBlueGal
i couldnt even make it all the way through. i was afraid it was gonna get stuck like this
HeartbreakMadeMeHorny
All I could think about is how young he's gonna get forehead wrinkles.
IFrickinLoveSharks
THEY'RE MAKING ME SO ANGRY
RedHeadedBambi
the further I scrolled down, the more I found myself getting angrier about them. CANNOT STOP STARING.
Litheen
I want to slap his stupid face until he relaxes those freaking eyebrows. I think he's going for the 'sensitive, tortured intellectual' look
YeahOkFine
The wrinkle struggle will be real.
endersd
His forehead wrinkles will be intense.
ToadallyOffTheWall
They're on backwards
barkleyp
*upsidedown
thelonepig
I want someone to Photoshop this.
FisterMantastic
Best I could do... http://imgur.com/hFqEbwV
thelonepig
Ha! That's great! ! I wish I didn't suck at Photoshop.
TheRicM
Nothing, what do you mean?
Moonmoonn
OH GOD lmao
RedHeadedBambi
+1 laughed out loud
wikiwikiwickerman
He's just always sadprised.
whippasnappa
It's the face of SWAGGERY {get hip}
StrangeStatements
Rabbits are much more clever than we give them credit for, especially when it comes to occult magic.
RedHeadedBambi
I was confused, then I read your username +1
henriksen1
As an eyebrow specialist I can reveal that he is suffering from a very rare condition called 'permabrow'. There is no cure, it's so sad.
insectman
Will Poulter bit him.
Barbarosa
They're trying to escape.
TrippingPocahontas
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/649/143/6e6.jpg
ivhdam
it's the look of concentration...or is it constipation, either way seems like a battle.
BluePhoenix07
http://media.tumblr.com/a73bd3394ef8c5d6afff828592b1f870/tumblr_mjkoi8iJ2p1s4fqpeo1_500.gif
RedHeadedBambi
this is perfect
Moonmoonn
He has the same face in every picture lol
justblaze
One Look? ONE LOOK?!
tipdub
he's in a perpetual state of disbelief at the lies being presented to him by his eyes.
RedHeadedBambi
+1 for eye-lies
tipdub
School Is Not Real, Bear Friend.
RedHeadedBambi
Whaaa?! It's not?! Wow Jaden, you're so deep. You blow my mind and make me see more clearly.
CarrierHasArrived725
And why is he sitting in every picture?
MotherOfFlagons
RedHeadedBambi
+1 for username relevant to comment
42tacocat24
*What's Going On With His Eyebrows
Ihavemyxomatosis
clearly he wants mad wrinkles by 20. he's working overtime to prematurely age his face.
pimpinsincebeenpimpin
he lightskin
Muttons1337
He really has to fart, but won't do it in public.
sandyposs
Goddammit, I spat my tea!
theretheyretheir
I'm Ron Burgundy?
thegreatcowlady
But How Can Eyebrows Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
Eyebrowsed through the comments hoping someone would explain it.
RedHeadedBambi
iseewhatyoudidthere.jpeg
ThatGuyWithPureSwag
He's remembering Drake lyrics
jollyfarm
Drake be the kind of nigga who slap that stupid look off Jaden's face.
sqbutte
Justin Bieber does the same thing. Just makes ya wanna reach out and slap 'em....with a tire iron.
MyNameMayBeRelevant
haha with a tire iron
djmaskell
He's got that French Stewart thing going http://i61.tinypic.com/105cqhd.jpg
Zaayl
Hes really concerned about something way off in the distance, like the sun exploding or something.
RedHeadedBambi
...or how far that cupcake is away from down.
saxyrugby
They're at war with each other, poor kid's caught in the crossfire
ElementalLuck
Will and Jada?
Ummmokay
I tried mimicking his look while I read this whole post and now I have a headache
quesadillasandwich
that's the cool thing to do in high school/middle school. My sister is 16 and every picture she takes her eyebrows are like that.
Searcher
it looks annoying as fuck. I can practically feel the non-stop tension in my forehead looking at photo after photo of this.
RedHeadedBambi
I'm trying really hard to do it with my face and I JUST CAN'T. must take quite a bit of practise.
MrBurd
On the other hand, I can oscillate my eyebrows while dropping painful silences. That's a life skill right there.
koopaya
There's a special hormone secreted in adolescents' brow called Ignoroids. It gives the face more flexibility.
naughtydismutase
you, sir, made my day with this comment
RedHeadedBambi
I clearly missed out on this new hormone.
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RedHeadedBambi
We need to make this a thing #jadenbrows
RomeoSniper
I tried doing it and now my face hurts
thewildplum
It's that CONTEMPLATIVE look, because you're deep like that.
TrippingPocahontas
i need to see more pictures of this. i tried googling "forehead wrinkles"
COCKCRUSHER
holy shit my wife's younger sister is around the same age and does it too. I never paid attention to it until I read this - Case. Closed.
RedHeadedBambi
Blimey - that thrillng case had me on my toes for a while. Good job we sorted that one out!
TOTOAFRICA
I'm 17 and I haven't ever seen it.
CanadiansWilllRule
I'm 17 and I have, doesn't mean much really
jollyfarm
You haven't seen it because your eyes aren't real.
ChiefHoui
He's going for that Adrian Brody look.
pyrodice
Flynn Rider's Smoulder
GlowstickJedi
He's trying to divide 13,679 by 723
RedHeadedBambi
I'd pull that face if I was trying to do that (I'm not mathematically minded)
roseannebarfff
They are seriously making my face hurt. I'm over-relaxing mine to make up for the extreme scrunch in his. It's not helping!
RedHeadedBambi
I know! I'm the opposite though, my face hurts because I'm subconsciously trying to replicate what he's doing here.
roseannebarfff
I hope so hard that you're in a public place.
RedHeadedBambi
Do you not do that? Sometimes if I'm watching a show I find my face subconsciously replicates the face/emotion of the character.
roseannebarfff
I definitely do. Or if I'm taking a picture of someone i imitate whatever smile or silly face they're making.
Wizardasfuck
They're trying their best to get away from the awful coming out of his mouth.
arttartbirdnerd
He's a very confused young man....
WhenInDoubtC4
Don't know, but I want to take an iron and get rid of those wrinkles on his forehead...
Citragon
hes trying to look all thoughtful
RedHeadedBambi
well it pains me
worldsbestmexican
Rigjt??!!! Like stop that shit already!
Nameology
blue steel
ExtensionofDoge
He is going to have the wrinkliest forehead EVER.
spottedsalamander
He looks confused all the time. Maybe something to do with the refusal of education cause it's brain washing the youth...
8bitdan
He's always got Scream Mask eyebrows. http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mP2eZRrg01Fma2aPKLN7_nw.jpg
RedHeadedBambi
That sir, is a good comparison. +1
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
I think he might need glasses.
bbold
i think it's permanent... better not to comment aloud...
RedHeadedBambi
whoops, my bad
Affray
Everything. All at once.
XIXXXVIVIII
I hope to hell he's actually the greatest troll in the universe.
Vaanhalen
See, this is why its so easy to hate youths. There's just so many who are so stupid.
tokisha
I personally like Ken M for greatest troll.
blooberries
I sure hope so. TIL the end, I was shaking my head thinking "is he really this dumb"
Pornegranate
Honestly, some of these are funny as fuck. If his tweets are entertaining there's definitely a chance.
Procrastinating4Dayz
Well... I mean, I find it REALLY hard to believe that he's not trolling after "Most Trees Are Blue"
Tithe
He Is Troll King OF Twitter. The Funny Thing Is All The People Who Don't Get It.
eisbaerBorealis
I wasn't sure until the Twilight tweet... why would you tweet that unless you knew the world hated Twilight?
badmojoe
There's a fine line...
Ghost6503
Idk I think it's pretty obvious he's trolling. I mean his dad is funny as hell.
ThisUsernameIsNoLongerAvailableIsStillNotEvenAvailable
He's not trolling he's spiritually awake. It completely destroys my faith in humanity to know that so many of you don't get it.
CaveCanem
Your joke was so meta you got downvoted, but I've got your back.
jamitlikethe1890s
I am a fan of Jaden, he is a troll so good he has fooled almost everyone out there
Arashni
I upvoted everyone who posted in this chain cause yeah. All of it is hilarious. Thanks for the pictures, beautiful people.
guantanamobayxx
I was about to say I really don't think Will Smith would let this twitter continue without going 'BOY WTF HAVE I SPAWNED?' He's a troll.
Janthran
Actually some of the things he says are legitimately profound so I dunno what to think
Cbsusd
you almost made it random comment guy. i will support you with all the upvotes i can muster.
swatz
I hope so, I usually try to remember that celebrities need to generate buzz to stay famous, so half the shit out there, is hopefully troll.
swatz
2> and I assume the other half is youth, inexperience.
WarpPad
He trolls hard...as expected from the son of the Fresh Prince
StrangeStatements
Mirrors can do nothing without a good bonfire.
Airforcetwig
Not since the accident
gamblingpoet
The school one kinda makes sense. The Oklahoma school board is trying to ban AP History class because it shines a negative light on the US
Jacolini
He fucking dressed as an albino Batman to Kanye West wedding. He knows what he is doing.
StevenwithaPhD
pics?
hamsto24
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/JadenSmithworeawhitebatmancostumetoKimandKanyeswedding-21710.jpg
Murrdogg
I still think that's Abed under there every time I see a picture
axi0
Best laugh I've had all day. Thanks for that.
quietrage
Lol, you, sir have come through for us. +1
TotallyNotAnNSASpy
I had to sit down because I was chuckling too hard. Oh my god.
JustCallMeBean
I AM THE DAY!
WilsonFisk
That is the most beautiful thing IV seen all day, thank you
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
ARE YOU WILLS SON?!?!
IndianaIsWeird
This is so fucking funny
CinemaSloths
He also dressed like Ironman on a date http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/30/jaden-smith-iron-man-kylie-jenner_n_3358338.html
javjav
I always assumed he lives in the same level of awareness of Family Guy's Adam West
uptaco
This.
krauraurgg
He has to know what he's doing, because I doubt anyone would invite him to their wedding otherwise. Not even Kanye.
goodtobeme
or at least the biggest pothead in the universe
thirdnothing
No he dum
ThisUsernameIsNoLongerAvailableIsStillNotEvenAvailable
He's a goddamn genius. He's just spiritually awake. But people mock what they don't understand.
THEREAINTNOWEEPININTHISHOME
He's a kid. Remember the shit we used to right in class notes, notebooks, Myspace, and so forth? That shit didn't get shared with millions.
nicowow57
And Ken M ?
thegreyclay
Yeah, with two famous parents I suspect they have warned him about social media and he's just fucking around with it at this point.
AnExpertInThisField
That... actually makes me feel so much better.
D0cH0lliday
Or he's just a kid and stupid, like every kid.
InsightfulLinguist
My brother went through a stage like this. Hopefully Jaden will wake up one day and realize what a toolbag he's been.
zombiesphere
Finally