After a month of avoiding traps and terrorising the place, I finally killed the goddamned mouse.
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Watching more and more outlets call Pennsylvania for Trump...
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A tale in 4 x-rays. Broken, kinda fixed, unfixed, fixed properly.
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If you're gonna break something, it's always nice to hear the ED doctor say "What the hell did he do to that?"
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14th favourite, 10 years ago, still 100% relevant today...
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Nerdy memes for my classroom meme wall - part 2
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Candidate in my local area... finally have a solid example when I say that the beautiful town is full of horrible people when he inevitably wins...
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Username finally relevant....
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I've been at my job long enough for no one to even question this mug anymore...
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Pro-tip to anyone who breaks the metacarpal bone in their thumb - keep it still when the 'k-wires' (pins) are in it. The difference is going from the tiny green scars to the red scar.
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Just resigned from my horrible job (after signing a contract elsewhere this morning)
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Shirtless, Christmas morning, making my traditional lasagne. Merry Christmas from Western Australia.
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Couldn't find a pic of these lines from "Delivery Man" (probably because it's a mediocre film), but it feels too relateable to not exist.
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When the doctor tells you "I'll see you next week - I made sure that script wasn't enough to overdose on"
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Just started getting into painting... Figured I'd use a classic for comparison to recreate when I improve.
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Rewatching "It's Kind of a Funny Story" after being discharged from a psych unit last week. It doesn't get everything right, but it does a pretty good job.
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My school is currently being dragged through the mud, and teachers are dropping like flies - this scene came to mind. Ours was mental health, not allergy, but still. Nothing has changed; if anything, it's gotten worse.
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Merry Christmas from Western Australia. Built the kids presents. Time for bed.
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Anything but metric...
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1 minute until Christmas in NZ...
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Australia's Covid-19 Curve - Broken down into states
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Mental illness will have you celebrating the weirdest things...
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For your usage...
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Honestly most relateable statement I think I've ever read...
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Have to drive past this sign every day on my way home... I groan every time...
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Don't get me wrong, I love some X-Men movies... But this was still my first thought.
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January 6, 2021
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Started rewatching Harvey Birdman - I was young when I first watched it - had no idea who the voices were...
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Thank you Dr Penis-off
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When you get a new doctor and they want to know everything about you... For the record, it all came back positive. I have passed for human.
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My town tradition - Busselton, Western Australia - The Burning of the Spirit
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Uploading for future usage when someone complains about him...
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I don't usually read - a friend got a book published. Told him I would read it and he was a bit taken aback... Found out why XD.
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Never. Forget. These. Traitor's. Names.
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When the Deputy Principal walks in and all your students are quiet and wearing their masks properly...
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When both leads went blue in the senate race I...
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Conservative Australian politician tried to shape the narrative - missed a new Facebook function.
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Strip club in Perth, Australia throwing shade at the other side of the country... And late strip club patrons...
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As an adult, you can either be a normal person with normal cutlery, or you could buy unicorn themed corn holders.
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I cut it super fine. I've tried gum, but that 'life-hack' is nonsense.
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I think the original quote said 'Syria', but overall, it still rings true.
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Bunch of nerdy memes for my computer science classroom meme wall. Just needed transfer so was gonna make private, but meh.
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Putting together some personally-traditional fairy bread and lasagne for Christmas lunch. Merry Christmas y'all.
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Actual tweet from a former Australian senator trying to win his seat back... Probably will too.
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The Australian streaming service for the Olympics has decided that cycling needs some more intensity...
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Georgia ballot counters as soon as they finish counting in the next few hours...
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Aren't we all a little beef?
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When someone says it's nearly the end of 2020 so it can't get anymore horrible...
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So... I'm not sure about you, but this made me pump my fist and yell "Fuck yeah!"
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Front cover of a major Australian paper today. I'm glad I live in the only state where our paper isn't run by Murdoch.
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Have read much longer posts about this issue, but the sincerity and brevity of this one just hit differently.
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Just one? Mate, that's my MO for being remembered...
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Not intended to mock the victims of 9/11, but a reminder of what POS back the blue nazis are...
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Secondary IT specialist - Writing relief notes for tomorrow. Go through this every damn time.
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Australian killer wife and her completely non-suspicious search history...
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When you get new meds and your mind is quiet for the first time in years.
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