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Revenge.
Sep 18, 2017 8:17 AM
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PithyCommentBelow
Assume he's listening to Screaming Trees?
PUNISHER88
Yo, the cicada is like turn it up...lol
toasteheh
MRW all the top comments are lame
ReverseCard
Please be the top comment.
TheRealPascha
Please tell me that it was already dead and you didn't actually tape a live cicada to a table and blast music right next to it.
usersubbordercontrol
Don't you dare hurt those flying maracas!!!
farralone12
Cicadas are a wonderful sound of summer. I love it. Let him go.
SephiRothIRA
Okaaaay, there's some mental illness involved to go through the process of setting up this photo.
UrbanSatyr
Nah, you can find dead ones on the ground all the time. Doubt this one is alive.
nihilistdad
Don't peel the tape, please -- he has water, AC, and is listening to his favorite music!
mattiethijs
llllllllllll
Let's abuse animals!
dontpanicbringatowel
I love the sound they make....it's a sign of summer. Me thinks you need to move to Iceland if it "bugs" you so much.
AFelineMassofEyes
Nah, just west of the Rockies. Very quiet cicadas here, if you can even find them.
dontpanicbringatowel
I can't imagine the frustration that builds up with something so tame but ubiquitous. The big ain't the one with the problem - let him go.
JHawke
It is a lovely sound, until there are a hundred right out of the window.
AngryFennec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVzHHRmoJ38 for those unfamiliar with the sound of these bastards.
Lamech777
Sounds like a good July summer day in Arkansas to me
neoth3one
Seek help
tooomanysteves
Do you need psychological help?
TA283
Revenge is all the help OP needed.
theonethatgotavvay
Thats Not ok
Justaweirdbitch
That's my thought. This is fucked up, 3k other little serial killers in training +1ed it too.
Unpurchased
No proof, but the bug likely was already dead. So it is just a morbid joke, nothing psychotic.
Justaweirdbitch
No proof that it's not dead. They're not difficult to subdue they're harmless. I hope it's dead!
Unpurchased
Presumption of innocence
BenSwol0
Oh come on...they are just trying to get laid.
travelbuddy
Even tho I don't like bugs I feel bad for him :(
Chev8t8
It's likely dead. They have like a week's lifespan
HitachiMagicWand
Panama!
kcgoalie31
How... How'd you pin It down?
sinofdeath69
Are you playing Flyleaf?
ShatteredF1re
I hope it's the sound of a fly buzzing around the room.
Craicerjack
Pretty white for a fly guy.
Thomas0Vu
It's probably Nickelback
persianBull
Oh my shit. I thought those were shower heads and that thing is a size of a dog.
woolyworm53
I....I kinda like the cicada noise...
thatwoodguy
CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
nwdle1
He's listening to spotifly
avi8tor
Nickelback
HitlersClonedButthole
Take your +1 and get the fuck out
nickdoesntsharefood
IamInappropriate
ezzmann
Nice
KranjisMcBasketball
Now listen here, you little shit...
YoshisLeftNut
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Should be top comment
istealthepixelsfromreposts
As your one and only wish in life, it is granted.
ALegendaryHero
You wish for anything again we will fucking kill you.
Digitalblade
Is top comment
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Guess i should have said "in before top comment"
ZippityZoopImInvadingYourPoop
Wait what am I missing? Is Spotify bad?
skta
SpotiFly ;p
Doctornotyep
Reread Spotifly
NotFrom4chanHonest
I thought you wrote "Is Spotify a band?"... we all have issues
ZippityZoopImInvadingYourPoop
Wait no. Fuck me and my reading skillz.
Tassyr
That is a huge fucking bug. Cicada?
Omnimorph2112
Cicada? I never even met her.!
RadioFreqq
Oh come on people... that got me to chuckle.
F1lipk
They actually "yell" when it's so hot until they just die.
RakanishuBishibosh
That's a bloody cazador
VulpesIncendium
Cazador's are mutated tarantula hawks. Cicadas are just harmless screaming bugs.
YangKoete
You mean a Tree Screamer.
Spearka
The forests are alive with the sound of cicadas
ledious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWr8fzUz-Yw
vonsandwich
I'm going to fucking vom
ledious
they are so cute :3
HttpWayne
Yep. They were all over the place before the hurricane here in Florida. We're finding them in tree limbs all over the yard. Scary at firs
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HttpWayne
It's over two weeks later and it's just as loud as before at twilight.
CommentProvider
Where I grew up I was used to it after 20-something years. When a friend came to visit and asked why nature was screaming I was confused.
AngryFennec
yes. responsible for loud buzzing sounds in some regions for those that might not know.
thegelatoking
Makes me want to burn every tree down that I come across.
zozoOpFlyer
Jesus Christ i hated those growing up. I could never sleep due to those ducking bugs.
geiokami
Who doesn't know what they sound like? Things are so loud every person on earth can hear them
buttholette
I grew up in the high Utah/Idaho desert. Cicadas don't live there. (I didn't live around them till about two years ago)
Mattallica
Californian here. Lived in Midwest for 5 years. Exaggerate much?
Lamech777
This poor person is suffering from hearing loss due to being too close to the cicadas.
animatronicvelcrorat
Illinoisian here, no... Good god not an exaggeration
Tredecim
omg they used to drive me crazy..
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
They're loud, but I always thought it was a calming summer sound. They make me happy :p
mmclinden
Me too! I love to sleep with the windows open so I can hear all the summer noises.
Cheomesh
Same.Though I've cycled through a boom period and let me tell you those things SUCK to run into.
StrapNasty
Same here. Some evenings when I go to bed early for work the next day. They sing/scream me to sleep. Almost peaceful like
DrJoint420
Ulthirm
It's thousands of these bugs yelling "HAVE SEX WITH ME"
ScreamedTheStableBoy
I always heard "get away frOM MY TREEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Tassyr
"The trees are screaming" is how I've heard it described.
UpvoteFairy3001
I like to describe it as "rrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEErrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEErrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEE" because that's how they sound here
The502nd
Here in Texas the trees love to scream in the summer, it's how we tell that summer is here.
HermanManly
Accurate. Went to italy for a week, didn't sleep properly a single night. I'm now convinced they're the reason Italians are known to be loud
thisusernameispredictable
Accurate.
AngryFennec
I posted a video of the sound I remember from my childhood. Seems it varies some by location.
buttholette
Can confirm, the sounds do vary a bit
Ewanator
I've heard that some animals have different noises based on location, like an accent or something. Bugs could be the same.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Definitely louder depending on where you are and how many there are
FungusForge
For example: its pretty loud when one is on your front door.
bittybubba
I know some people hate it, but having grown up in Texas, it's quite relaxing for me
AbusedPickle
Do you live next to a bunch of trees? It's fine from a distance when it's just a drone. But when five or six are just outside you window...
bittybubba
Yea we had two big oaks in our front yard, and they would attach to the house as well. Still like the sound
kissmyassets
I remember the trees yelling at me. I thought they were cool and would crush their shell they left behind and make a wish. Tradition.
IHopeYouFindIt
Without context your post is terrifying.
TrashPanda17
Same, doesn't bother me at all. I think they're cool little creatures
ElbowDeepInACat
And they taste great
DobbyLivesHere
You must not live anywhere near Augusta GA...
CommentHijacker
I live in Douglasville GA and it's loud af at night
DobbyLivesHere
They get rowdy in Japan too.
MayorMcWeed
Do they even have ears?
AngryFennec
I sure hope so, otherwise the noise pollution that is their mating call is just there to annoy people
lwieise87
Males do the mating call and can actually disable their tympanum (analogous to the human ear) during the mating call.
animatronicvelcrorat
Oh so THAT'S how they tolerate it
Mouthspitter
Despacito on repeat?
Wiziwiziwizard
JB.
paanallu
ApolloTheSpaceFox
I actually like that song ._. (please don't hurt me)
metalfoto
YOU MONSTER
theonewiththebighair
BAHAHAH
cheeseguy3412
I was thinking flight of the bumblebees at 200db, but that works too
codylishush
basically my local station
NameNotFoundException
I believe that constitutes as animal cruelty
nihilistdad
Invertebrates are exempt from ethics.
PriestOfLordVote
Except for lobsters. For whatever reason, people care about pain in lobsters. But not crabs, shrimp, or crayfish. People are weird.
MenaceToSobriety
I keep hearing about this song, but I don't think I've ever actually heard it.
Cerinna
Same here.
WoeToHice
It's actually pretty good. Good enough that Justin Bieber had to go and fucking ruin it.
buttholette
It's catchy but it's been overplayed
AreThoseMyPants
I prefer this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcQyFtHMfbs
katespaz
You hav3 definitely heard it. I refuse to believe any onw has been lucky enough to escape it
Broken08
I watched a minute of the video and have no idea why it's s big deal
Aveira
I mean, a lot of people just listen to their Spotify/pandora playlists. I've also never heard it
AnOceanOfStars
I've been. I listened to it on purpose just to know what everyone was talking about, but I escaped it. But then again, I'm almost a hermit.
Kakakarrakeek
Mambo number 5
nihilistdad
Hey, I like Mambo Nr 5!
SpecialProjectY
Linus021
What are the physics of this... and jesus christ rip knees if you fall.
SpecialProjectY
You put your right foot on, you put your left foot on and spin the wheel with a pedal all along.
ThePowerOf42
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
Darude: Sandstorm
DanteLidge
It's on the radio a lot so it's kinda okay, how about the shittiest, least rhythmic dubstep?
Bassaker
more like decapicito.
EZee1
Only "bzzzzzZZZZZzzzZZZZZZzzzzz... zZZZZZzzz"
LincolnSiixEcho
It's like the new Pitbull song or somethin
BondSpaceBond
ILoveTomHanksAlsoCatsSuckDogsRule
Settle down Satan
CanOnlySayYes
no
Adr1n
Name doesn't check out
ILoveTomHanksAlsoCatsSuckDogsRule
Yeah you’re right, that guy a phone
v
Loxreaten
Better call him out and ring him out for it.