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skittleKun
This would be a repost, they're just using a reaction gif
rachagainstthemachine
TheWholeBottomRow
Can someone make that green light an upvote?
BarfTittiesGalore
SomeRandomDudeWhoUpvotesThingsHeLikes
ness1483
WhatAPervert
MRW she says she has a boyfriend
PianoandPads
Read The Book!
skittleKun
There's a book???? From before or after the movie??
PianoandPads
I'm sorry skittleKun, I was referencing a quote from "The Big Bang Theory". If there is a book ref the movie I would not know. Merry Xmas.
skittleKun
That's alright, thanks anyways. Merry Christmas :)
PianoandPads
Sorry Take Care.
fatmonkeymcgee
The fuck?
TheDeanofLean
At least you get a reaction.
SpringToMyWinter
VikingPrincessLaserRaptor
ZD8806
LunaticLobster
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
Zlimeshili
FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST
tarataqa
Lie down on the couch! What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
CynicalDeino
What's this?
Alkimos
Imgur?
tarataqa
What's this?
Loutrezilla
There's colours everywhere !
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Why isn't that flame an upvote?
Likkalu
hah! I watched this movie with a few friends a few hours ago.
sundaymondayhippyday
What one again?
drainbamageded
That's how I feel about talking to dudes.
SgtDildo
as a dude, I can tell you, it means nothing... it's girls reactions that could mean anything
GeekdSquadInc
same :{
vikingur4213
Zlimeshili
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Thought the green was going to turn into an upvote
bladewing2016
I dont get to the second phase. I finish the conversation and walk away because I don't pick up on hints that may have been there.
kidabeshnaga
Contrary to popular belief, women are actually just people.
lasermonkey
yea, but im dumb
kidabeshnaga
Because you are just people too. It's OK. :)
LittleKnownOne
Nah. 10/10 requirements and a penchant for lying and dishonesty coupled with a complete lack of any social accountability because bailouts.
kidabeshnaga
Wait, are you talking about women or the finance industry?
LittleKnownOne
Both but more so women, since the finance industry has the SEC for regulation. (Not the football one)
kidabeshnaga
I'd argue that they are the domain of men just as much as women. Both genders have their shitwads.
LittleKnownOne
Yes, but one gender faces repercussions while the other has no accountability.
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Been single for a while. Had a girl hit on me yesterday and I didn't even realize until 8 hours later that it happened. Still kicking myself
ForeverVoteless
And once you get them home they slip hemlock or deadly nightshade into your food.
Dynasty07
I don't know who you are bit i love you
QueenOfTheSundance
Some guys just can't handle their arsenic
r2linad2
A little frog's breath will cover that right up.
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ForeverVoteless
This always works with girls, try it if you don't believe me.
GrandmasterPunchfist
Can confirm. Tried it on kindergarten once
GrandmasterPunchfist
In*
InboxMeYourBeers
It's too late to change your story now
TheOtherRealBarackObama
Three minutes of the movie took a week to do. In total, the movie took 3 years.
lasermonkey
worth it
SirPlatinum
What movie is this?
Loutrezilla
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Mandalor
What's wrong? "Nothing"
DerpyDerp272
MackerelTex
You need a woman translator? I'm fluent in manic pixie dream girl, nerd, hipster, basic bitch, and "normal".
orgeezuz
"Can you speak Bocce?"
andyskeels
Hahaha it's a trick comment! There's no such thing as 'normal'!
MackerelTex
Oho, why do you think it's in quotes?
tarataqa
Manic Pixie Dream Girl is my fave. She shakes me out of my doldrums and gets things rolling again.
tentaclefriendly
I inadvertently learned enough pidgin SaltyIceBitch to understand that my last relationship was not going to work out.
MackerelTex
Ah yes, SaltyIceBitch. I'm a little rusty in that one, though I do speak ArrogantDouche and the two come from the same Proto language
Keydan
Uh... I am at intermediate with Female Relative, and a bit of Normal, but with a dictionary.
allHailShiva
I'm a girl and I never knew I needed manic pixie dream girl
MackerelTex
It's a nearly dead language, only popping up in movies from the naughties, but I find one in the wild every now and then.
allHailShiva
You catch them like Pokemon?
MackerelTex
No! I'm like a bird watcher. Or just, I am a bird watcher, if you speak British.
absolutelymad
Bird
RussianMathNinja
I knew a manic pixie dream girl once. It is NOT what it is cracked up to be.
MackerelTex
Story time!
RussianMathNinja
It really isn't that exciting. She had just broken up with her long distance boyfriend and was about to get with another guy. I told her 1/?
OrdoXenosAgent
Do tell, I'm sure it's quite the story.
RussianMathNinja
It isn't particularly exciting, but if you are very interested, look under the other comment to my comment.
ShaggySnatch7
Please be hot.
MackerelTex
They generally are
DynamicBeardSurgery
Please write an extential book on the "manic pixie dream girl"-subject. A friend sorely needs it.
Cassiraa
hehehehe ^______^ ^.~
MackerelTex
If you could first explain your friend's interest in lazy screenwriting shorthand for a "quirky girl", I'll get right on it.
Randomtask776
How is it lazy shorthand if the term is longer then it's descriptor?
MackerelTex
I don't mean the term's actual name, but what it means. Instead of writing fully-fledged women, they write one-dimensional quirky ones.
shmekie
Like summer in 500 days
theimgurappsucksballs
Can you translate "it's fine, don't worry about it" for me
kidabeshnaga
I can also mean "emotional intelligence is hard and I'm still figuring out how I feel"
MackerelTex
You've done something wrong for the nth time & she's just done. Or she doesn't know how to address things in a healthy way so she avoids it
theimgurappsucksballs
I'm fucked
MackerelTex
Well wait, which is it? Both are bad.
AmityPls
I am perplexed in this area. Help.
MackerelTex
Are you normal? Or mostly? Then you already speak normal! Congrats!
AmityPls
I'd say "normal" w/ weird WOOT! Idk what language a friend of mine speaks. But I'm just going to focus on the friend part for now.
MackerelTex
I like a friend too but it's not going anywhere. Just gotta be their friend & try not to hope for more. Just enjoy the friendship
AmityPls
Yeah I figured I should be happy with what I have and not break a friendship I appreciate. Thanks for the confirmation!
FlexPops
Can I save you for future use? That could really help at some point in the future
MackerelTex
Sure! Though now I'm genuinely curious, are we really that hard to figure out? Or some guys just think we are.
suretoast
People don't use their words in both sides of the equation. Results in "boys are stupid" and "girls are crazy"
MackerelTex
*we are?
FlexPops
Once I'm in a relationship I'm usually ok, but leading up to that,like knowing when they are flirting and stuff I'm awful at.
marhentges
Fudge. Are these the only categories, I don't fit any of these. What about loser?
skittleKun
Me too
MackerelTex
Well my native language is insecure, from which loser branched off about 100 years ago, so I could probably make out most words!
mechanicalchaos
I'd like a gamer girl selection. We mostly speak in curse words, do a lot of shouting, and drop a lot of 'git gud' phrases.
suretoast
Pro tip, do not tell romantic partner to "git gud" when they don't bring their bedroom A game. You will find it hilarious, they will not.
sumothername
Where does one find these women for you to become fluent? My selection locally is redneck proclaiming she's not, and redneck.
MackerelTex
Anywhere in the world besides small towns in the South.
sumothername
Heh. My burg is a bit too small then >.<
OliverClothesoff70
Your comment and my life experience made me actually LOL.
sumothername
I aim to bring cheer in an otherwise weary world ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
KingKrown
I feel for you,I live in Chicago, many "basic"and or "ratchet" women claiming they are not.
MackerelTex
I'd say give both a chance. All we ladies have a little basic and/or ratchet in us.
sumothername
At least you have options? *internet bro shrug*
TheRealSurpriseButtsecks
What state do you live in?
sumothername
Tragedy. Or Kansas.
CometLaHal
what about crazy neighborhood grandma?
asliceofbread
The question is... does she bake cookies?
sumothername
If she's baking cookies and throwing cats at kids to keep them off the lawn, she's a keeper.
asliceofbread
Exactly