absolutelymad

8743 pts ยท December 21, 2016


Congratulations friend. You have traveled long and far only to realize that something is amiss. Is the stove on? Did you leave the kids at the store? Is your wifi turned on? These questions are only trivialities. The real question is what brought you here. The answer to that, friend, is curiosity. An innate trait in all of us fleshy meat bags. We seek thrill, comfort, understanding, joy, love. You will not find it here. I hope you do find what you're looking for friend. <(' ')>

"Chrissy, wake up!! I don't like this!! Chrissy, wake up!"

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Beyond ridiculous at this point

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Hey friends, I'm exploring different faiths, practices, whatever you want to call it. I'm currently looking at Satanism.

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I came home and Darth Vader was in my shower

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I love em. In case anyone is curious..

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My lady friend drew a picture of us. Awww.

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I did a thing.

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Oh you know it... yeah you..

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Friendly reminder

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Heck yeah!! Feeling Good

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Welp.. get ready for the draft, boys

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Animal dump, cause you have to go to a room and close a door while you poop. Ya animal. Be free, poop outside.

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Oh imgur...

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My buddy loves the caulk

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I love THT butt...

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Doggo dump

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A few of my favorite finds for my fine friends

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Updated imgur. Unlocked messaging. New username.

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I am but a simple man.

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Filthy animals wishing a Christmas that is merry to all.

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Awh yis

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Hodor

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Such sleep

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Wiggle

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Imgur says it's my first cake day. MRW I feel like I've seen it all.

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Mrw when everyone's requesting upvotes for their timid shitpost

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After doing nothing but sleeping, turkey, netflix and browsing imgur all holiday break

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The horror

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This is a wall my sister and me painted and we both zombies

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Stop calling me a filthy animal.

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Xia: Legend of a Drift System

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Shameless repost dump cause i think people are sick of selfies at this point

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The look you make when you find really huge knockers

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Look at it

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Zombies have dreamy undead eyes

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Goodnight

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