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UnpopularScrotum
How'd I do?
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Today I learned I am a cello.
Grunski
Pro tip: drawing from real life is always the best option. You won't make the same mistakes the other artist makes if you rely on reality.
Feralkyn
True, but sometimes our perception is helped along by common mistakes being pointed out, and guidelines as to what to look for!
placeholder0000
You still have to learn construction if you want to draw from imagination and starting with lifedrawing can be overwhelming for beginners.
placeholder0000
It's better to get a basic understanding of anatomy and then go into life studies.
CSTAR104
"Boobs shouldn't be bigger than a person's head unless they are implants". Really? I know plenty of girls who might disagree with that.
Isorikk
Animator here, if you like drawing legs that way then fucking do it. Use real life references, not other drawings. Interpret your own style!
plantsforhire293
Thank you for this comment! It's a style choice to draw like that, not everything has to look realistic, as long as you're having fun!
Havacado
Ok. But how do you draw a penis?
IllusionOfHatred
lllllllllllllllD~~
CinnamonBunny
Every time I see something like this... http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/572/078/d6d.jpg
Tater4049
That's a keeper!
Rivet95
Imagine the power to draw your own porn. Some people live amazing lives.
Loutrezilla
Drawing your own porn is overrated.
vidyagaem
Most artists say they cant really get off to any of it. Too many imperfections or things they could fix they say.
batman218
+1 for Korra.
ShamelessWeebShitposter
Man, I tried to follow the break dance you included at the end there, but damn that shit's hard.
ilikepicturesofprettygirls
I got to #6 and failed hard.
Rhumbo
I lol, thanks
justusandjustice
Going from 4 to 5 is crazy difficult!
likeminded
TIL my body shape is called 'Cello'. Makes sense since I always get played.
justwantedtoseehowlongicanmakemyusername
"sigh" "unzips" tits are tits no matter what
CharlesFuckingBronson
#2 I knew I liked pears, butt I'd never heard the term for the other build type I like. 10/10 would taste the rainbow.
iamherefirst1
Me too. Always thought it was just hourglass and pear, but the skittle and especially the cello... I dig that too.
teegasm
Since when did so many people draw? I swear there are drawing tips on imgur every week on the front page
TeraGX
Seems fair, we are in a "visual" environment here. It seems likely there'd be a bias of attracting artists.
wilothewisp
I guess you are aiming for realism here? All the incorrects are fabulous pointers for comic drawing too!
DrGingeBeard
Dat cello.
kungfucatattack
Guess I'm a squatty hourglass...or a mini cello...maybe more like a strange vase.
LonLonRanchDressing
yea i'm somewhere in no man's land between mini column and skittle. A Colittle? A Skilumn? Stay tuned.
thefuzziestofbutts
TIL I'm a cello.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Me too! I thought my body type was much rarer. Long waist sucks
Cilvaa
Well that's one way to maybe attract creepy comments and/or PMs..
WhatTheDormouseSaid
I like cellos.
ZoidbergIsGreat
I think I'm a lollipop. I gots the boobies but not much of a butt.
iluvbunbuns
Same here. My boobs used to be in when it was the 90s. Now I'm out as butts are all the rage.
dizzyturtle
Cello to my lil friend..... no wait.
biggreenfan
I like cellos too. And "voluptuous Venus". Not sure if they're the same or not.
aninvisiblemaniac
all about those calf muscles that attach to the ankle
theplatypusofdoom
I'm a cello minus the boobs. . so a pear I guess?
BlueTyphoon
I'm single. wanna hook up? no? aww.
helpim18whatshappening
Im like a mix between the vase and a lite version of the pear, im confusing
Vedar
Cello and pear are my 2 favourite.
radassamber
Me too! Stupid butt.
iamherefirst1
''Stupid butt'' Why? You probably have a very feminine figure. We guys dig that. I'm down with the thickness.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Oh lalalala
theplatypusofdoom
haha upvote for "down with the thickness"
DangerMouseLive
I see drawing tips for boobs and such... but any drawing tips for drawing tips?
Loutrezilla
Take a class, read a book, learn from life, etc. Learn to draw basic stuff like apples and oranges then get to more complex things.
DangerMouseLive
My comment was much less innocent than you think haha sorry my sense of humor is pretty juvenile
soulcompost
Yep, I'm a cello man.
AreThoseMyPants
I'm a cornet/column guy myself. Not that there's anything wrong in any of them.
EmmieGeexx
My boobs are real, and though I'm not 100% sure I think they're a little bigger than my head... NEVER SAY NEVER #Thebiebs
SuharuStormrage
Yea, that one was really inconsiderate of a lot of Japanese porn stars.
LadyofLifting
Same. Mine are massive (N-cups)
jjm152
Wife's are around that size too... but they are fake, so I guess okay by these "tips".
nosaucesbutapplesauces
I don't mean to offend, but I have to ask. Are you a "big" woman?
EmmieGeexx
No :) I'm 5'6 my weight is carried in my chest and hips. I dont consider myself grossly large.
BreakingBillnye
Pics or it didn't happen
EmmieGeexx
Imagine, if you will, those mini seedless watermelons. Sounds about right.
BreakingBillnye
That will suffice ????
AuroraNora33
Will it???
MissGeminixxx
Couldn't do it. Uggh...
placeholder0000
Ok these tips aren't helpful in anyway because most people probably lack any sort of basic understanding of drawing anatomy if they never 1/
ScienceDiscoverer
Yea, I agree this is kind of advanced stuff... It's like trying to learn algebra when you skipped arithmetic....
placeholder0000
Tried it If you really want to start buy "Figuredrawing for what it's worth" from Andrew Loomis and start at the beginning not in the middle
kungfucatattack
Oh damn. My natural bigger than my head tiddies are artistically fake tiddies. Poop.
raebugg
While I did also get annoyed that they suggested natural ones can't exist, they're still spot-on about the shapes not being perfect orbs. :P
odraencoded
Besides who the hell is going to keep drawing natural-sized naked boobies anyway?
kraeftig
In high school there was a girl with breasts noticeably larger than her head. She could hit herself in the face. It was disturbing, tbh.
kungfucatattack
By the artists guide those aren't REAL boobs.
repurposedschleem
skongebob
i fucking hate seeing this . . . olol
davidbowieeyes
Thanks Ricky- coffee up my nose
Huntress54
atticusfinchin
*sigh* *unzips pencil pouch*
yourewastingyourlife
time to get to work!
JupiterJedi
Show us your drawing!
Kleinstlebewesen
this gif is better than the post
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
Why is this so gosh darn funny?!
justleaveittome
I like you
firehawkcultist
She draws super good, get her a cyntiq
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I bought one forever ago and the colors are all fucked. Not at ALL true to web or print, can't find a way to fix.
BeepBeepItsAShitposter
That kid just looks like it has had enough of your shit.
DrIvoRobotnik
This child's face is scaring me
MightyShoePrint
It's like she's fighting some kind of mental breakdown of laughter or crying.
DrIvoRobotnik
Put my money on homicidal rage
braginskyy
Isn't that what I'm supposed to do while drawing?
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
The gif and username, what a combo
Djmachale1
This is the scribbling of what the hell am I doing with my life
mcshady
( . ) ( . )
IllusionOfHatred
PERFECT!
imachikenlol
no no it's ( . Y . )
whathappensifichangethistext
B===D
Kekpot
did you not look at the post? there's space between the boobs - gosh...
Zreen
(. ) ( .)
Littleman88
Arm -> \ \( . Y . )/ / <-arm. Happy now?
SweatingBeaver
That is actually impressive. Nice.
Kekpot
ecstatic
RealityHawke
AlphaQueueBeta
Efreeti
(_(_ |
nervoball
Wow, so many nice tips! Here's my attempt:
Diacyn
Deus vult
matt1011025a
You misspelled "Tits"
iforgotthepasswordsofmyotheraccounts
It looks like a saggy pack thingy hanging from the armpit
CaptJapan
MC5Tonne
focus more on tits
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Flawless
SkyrimForTheDragons
Everybody's posting 'u tried' pics... Here's the full album http://imgur.com/taCH4
iforgotthepasswordsofmyotheraccounts
Lmao I'm going to use this, thanks for the album (•3•)/
nervoball
Thanks a lot!
repurposedschleem
Sigh *unzips*
PhoenixQueenAzula
Don't force the space between the thighs
ScienceDiscoverer
Nice work on the gravity! :D
Touchyhorse
IUsuallyOnlyPostMyAnimals
ThisrandomguyTHISRANDOMGUY
Where do people even get these?
Stuffz007
The internoot
Tater4049
That's not bad.
SamurrEYE
SO many nice tits*
AmARealGrill
CatTherapy
The boobs can't be bigger than the forehead... the rest it's pure art!
Shadowstrikerx10
Wheres the drawing from IT crowd?
LanaDelReyy
Definitely see the gravity working it's magic.
DedotadedAmountOfWham
DEUS VULT, INFIDEL!
Vybors
RhymeRuin
"the use of line weight to define form is trulyenlightened, and I believe we can derive great symbolism from the cross in place of the face"
anupvoteaday
Good job you remembers that gravity pulls the boobs down
Civikjm
Praise the suns!
DancesWithHippos
Nailed it!
hankering4ahunkacheese
You need your ass beat for this...LMAO!!!!!!!
zombiefarmboy
That's not bad.
Fluffybadger
DEUS VULT.
MagnusTheRedCyclops
iforgotthepasswordsofmyotheraccounts
If anyone wants to know the context of this it's a song from linkin park..
PlatypusInterrobang
Good job connecting them to the armpit.
SentFromMyiPhone
And half the arm.
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
she's a goblet, ok?
1stLtObvious
She lost her forearms in the war, okay!?
nervoball
Ye she did, the war on feminism! Which she obviously lost.
ilbugiardo
DarkMaster98
ScienceDiscoverer
SovietTyrannosaur
Now we need the reversed version.
cbotce
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ScienceDiscoverer
ScienceDiscoverer
NoNoNoPlsNo
Curvy isn't curvy enough and voluptuous isn't voluptuous enough. Also, some tits are big. Doesn't make them "fake tiddies."
NoNoNoPlsNo
My wife actually had breast reduction surgery and still has larger tits than those "fake tiddies."
Zombraina
Very true, but they're DEFINITELY not gonna perk up like the fake ones. Gravity takes a greater toll.
idiotsonfire
If anyone ever tries to tell you that tits don't get 'that big' tell them to look up Sophie Howard.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
*Googling intensifies*
Falanxzealot
Or you know, just walk down a goddamned street, you'll see really big, real boobs soon enough.
Falanxzealot
Americans seem to think cup sizes stop at D, so they insist on just adding consecutive Ds when it get 'fake big'. UK average size, is *34E*
BreadyStinellis
We have Es Fs and Gs as well. It's D, DD, E (sometimes called DDD), F, etc.
Falanxzealot
While I've encountered them used, I've found the majority just stick with the add more Ds approach.
BreadyStinellis
Idk. The bras I buy say E.
Falanxzealot
Sensible Bra people.