Joel Dongsteen: A Small Dick Dump

Sep 3, 2017 8:41 PM

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Dick bless

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dear your dick, this is amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 2

Want a fun bot? Have one that replaces "christian" with "jew" and then read some of your liberal friends' tweets and FB posts.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Your dick wants this to be on the front page.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

What if your dick was one of us, duh duh duh duh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL genius

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Praise your dick.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your dick fucking damn it

9 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

Damn it to hell!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Imgur hasn't made me laugh that hard in awhile, I couldn't say them out loud without laughing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is your dick now?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

WWYDD

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you are pure of heart and strong of faith, all you have to do is listen. Your dick will show unto you the righteous path.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I upvoted from 666 to 667. I have no regrets

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

, That's not what the court says.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Some say your dick's law comes before man's law.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if your dick was one of us?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

just a stranger on the bus? Tryin' to make his way home...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When in doubt, trust your dick.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Every day we move further from your dick's light

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Damn it. I thought I posted this first. Well done, sir :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMYD

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This is one of my favorite recent political moments

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is somehow really inspirational

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under your dick

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A few of these sound way more insane if they said god instead of "your dick.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

can you feel the power of your dick?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doing your dick's work.

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Remember when Jacob wrestled with your dick all night long? Your dick dislocated his hip, but Jacob wouldn't let go.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but that wasn't your dick. That was an angel sent by your dick.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Moses once spoke to your dick in a burning bush.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Been trying to find your dick this whole time. Turns out he's in my pants.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's in everyone's pants.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMYD! Best Twitter bot ever!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Took me a sec. +1.

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