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Krakdon in his natural Habitat
Jul 14, 2015 11:29 AM
KevinTheRocker
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Ribsordierude
*Titans
DetectiveMICHAELscarnFBI
Hail hydra
Chroven
All hail progenitus. Let his power lead Naya to a new future
CHLLLPenguin
Pretty sure I've seen at least half of these on Magic the Gathering cards.
airassaultjr2
Last photo-I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
Chrico88
Looks like Boo from Monsters Inc. That just makes it awkward....
UnDumb
thats actually scylla, the serpents lure people in with a girl who needs help saving i believe
LegallyChangedHisNameToChadd
gods* Also, is that a badger with pecs?
EmmieGeexx
Not gods, Titans.
Doodskee
I'm glad someone realized this.
Nyogtha
just put a cthulhu in there like it aint no big deal. He's only like, 90 years old officially. I guess that's ancient.
Nerserris
The first one is a Magic card
MrMcGeeIn3D
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
mrpleasant97
Ia Ia Cthulhu Fthagn!
throwaawy
CRUSH ZEUS!!! FREEZE HIM!! MELT ZEUS!! BLOW HIM AWAY!!!
Darkcl4w
"eh, guys? Olympus.. would be THAT way." ┐ e_e
Evanfraser204
*cough cough* Titans *cough cough* not gods *cough*
Seabell
+1 for progenitus
strife212
The soul of the world has returned.
violamaster94
http://25.media.tumblr.com/00b03d58482a7aed493c8714e294139a/tumblr_mldku87a201s4a84ao1_500.gif
EmileLewis
Thank you for this gif
Worgslarg1
These all look like WoW bosses.
Casspr
/y Rise MOUNTAINS!
thrawnfett
Isn't #4 Malphite?
Myothercarisanxwing
Tectus.
GiantButtHead
0/10 no C'thun or Yogg-Saron
Cthulhuchooseyou
My name has relevance!
IShowUpWhenSomeoneHasARelevantUsername
I have arrived!
JackKraken
Me too!
MaximeMaffre
Cthulhu will rise, my brother !
thetorchedbear
How does Progenitus always end up on these lists?
Thoraxe123
he had a great art, :P tho, I'd like to see some other mtg arts, there's some much better ones out there
thetorchedbear
Yea, or just use others from Alara block like Uril at least. That giant huggable yeti never gets any loving.
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
like the Eldrazi.
JumpBaconSpy
Yea, this one does. The vaults one is super dorky looking.
DaDeerLord
#1 The Soul of World has returned. :D
Thoraxe123
no it hasn't
Thoraxe123
Guys, it CAN be countered because Progenitus doesn't have protection until he resolves, thus he can indeed be countered
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
It can't be countered, it has protection from counter spells.
Thoraxe123
nope, it doesn't have protection until it's resolved on the field, it can be countered\
Metacomet
nuh-uh, he has this http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=209280&type=card
Thoraxe123
(2) resolved yet. :P so yes, he is countered
Thoraxe123
1. He already has protection from everything. 2. protection cannot stop a card from being countered alone because the card would not have(1)
Metacomet
nah you rite. I forgot that casting a creature puts the spell on the stack.
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
You cant cast enchantments on it, it has protections from it. (that includes buffing enchantments too)
Thoraxe123
who said anything about enchantments? lol
Metacomet
should just use another counterspell since your counterspell counts as a spell.
Thoraxe123
counterflux'll do it
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
Imagine these fuckers just showing up one day
Coolex
still waiting for that day... it will be glorious!
traqula
I'd be like "whaaaat"
MyxlPlyxl
Pacific Rim irl? Sign me the fuck up
dubdidub
well the will surely be called angels or kaijus and giant robot-technology will make leaps in advancement
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
As terrible as that might be, I would be fuckign stoked
dubdidub
hell yes!
uhCanadian
Get in the fucking robot, Shinji!
mariomadr33
I think the robots would get fucked, look at these guys they reach the skies, even bigger than the kaijus.
dubdidub
then we shall build bigger robots
mariomadr33
But meanwhile we're building them, earth's gonna be destroyed.
dubdidub
until we find their generall weakness (there is always one). wich will be found on the verge of extinction of the human race
MostIndeedlySo
Just roll a dice and see how severely insane you'll become. Usually meeting Cthulhu leads to insanity, at least in the RPG.
TheInkLefttoDry
Have you read Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Cuz that describes it pretty well.
dm6776
I don't remember beings this huge showing up
TheInkLefttoDry
Have you read the last 2 books? A giant storm monster named Typhon shows up.
TheInkLefttoDry
(via Percy exploding a volcano) and the gods are busy battling him while Percy and the rest of Camp Half Blood fight Kronos in Manhattan.
nathandc
If they showed up I would just be like fuck that and assume the fetal position
stimulated
they die because the lack of oxygen, then their holy corpses would stink and spread disease.
kawaiibrah
We gonna need an Eva.
errdayimshuffln
giraffrey
I was expecting this to have more updoots
waywardson93
ZUUUUUEEEESSSSS
superkingthebestoneofthethree
haha this was my first thought
Lentils28
Uh... Guys? Mt Olympus is that way.
waywardson93
........ZUUUUUUESSSSSS!!!!!!!
inlovewiththecoco
Sigh... Always think of the comments too late. Upvote for brainwave linkage
sadger
Freeezeee hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
pmunkyandpals
BLOW HIM AWAAAAAAYYY
EmileLewis
MELT HIM
LiterallyYourMom
I think you mean ZEEEEEUUUUSSSSS. Unless "Zues" is the Sanic Hegehog of Greek gods.
waywardson93
I do actually. My bad.
CthulhuOurSavior
Sorry for the selfie
The3Funny4
well it is Cthulu Tuesdays :)
cthuhlu
Hi there
CthulhuOurSavior
Sup, dude/dudet.
TylerBrass
I think they are titans last one is a #8 kraken #2 is cloverfield monster #7 looks like Cthulhu
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TylerBrass
so what is #2
JackKraken
Yes, that is me in #8. My ex said he'd deleted that photo.
TylerBrass
lol
DHDragon
You know what would be awesome? Telling us who they're supposed to fucking be.
kavicky
I think they're the Titans from Greek mithology
Samael13
Elder gods, apparently.
danny0762
Well Im 99% sure the last one's the cracken
MagicAmnesiac
First one is progenitus from mtg.
Ladyofhecate
Lets see here.. .the Lernean hydra (I think), Cthulhu, the Kraken, the four titans... and whatever the second one is supposed to be.
livingdreamist
cyclops
KazadAiMenu
Really? The four titans? Your mythological knowledge comes from disneys hercules? There are way much then that. And not the disney crap sort
Pandageddon
First one looks like Hydra
cerseilannisterscheekbones
My Mother-In-Law in all her various forms.
DHDragon
And yet none of these are even her final form.
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
But this isn't even her final form!
StandAgainstTyranny
This needs way more points haha
smogswallowssuns
#1 is Progenitus, a MTG card. #4, #5, #6 seem artistic representations of some Greek Titans. #7 is Cthulhu. #8, a released Kraken.
iRoybot
actually, i think #8 is meant to be Scylla the horror of the deep (due to little girl with red shirt)
ajbly
#3 is a troll, as told in Scandinavian folk lore.
smogswallowssuns
Thanks. Now, what the hell is #2?
TBeckett
Identifying them is the first step of your hero's journey. The second step is defeating them.
JackKraken
Thanks for releasing me.
smogswallowssuns
How could I not release the Kraken.
MidnightStrata
#3 is alexiuss. alexiuss.deviantart.com
iDrinkDrano
Aside from Cthulu there, most of these are just giant monster concepts, I believe.
vauhtihirmu
Plus, Cthulu is the high priest of his pantheon, so I'm not sure if he'd be classified as a god himself. Still an Ancient Horror though.
HomelessToddler
#1 is Jesus, #2 is Judeo Christian god #3 is a blasphemous image of Muhammed (not actually a god) #4 is Dave Grohl
krauraurgg
Little known fact: the H in "Jesus H Christ" is actually short for Hydra.
Sven743
Hydra, (Not sure), Ice Titan, Earth Titan, (Not sure), Storm Titan, cthulu, Laviathan
ThatsSoFetchhh
I got the 4 titans in the middle (think Hercules)
iDrinkDrano
Ah, yeah, good point. Those prolly are.
ThatsSoFetchhh
Lay off the draino XD
hardonthepaint
That is exactly where I remembered them from as well along with what each Titan says. Blow... him... awayyy!
ThatsSoFetchhh
Yes!! Such an awesome part of the movie
penistown
Also the hydra up top was in Hercules, AND the cyclops.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
#6 is also a titan i believe.
penistown
Okay everyone I know it is from MTG I just meant that the Hydra comes from mythology
Samael13
By which I mean "Ancient gods" which is stupid.
jrau18
Less stupid than Elder Gods?
Samael13
Yes.
Samael13
Wait, no. Elder gods is less stupid than ancient gods.
jrau18
If you say so...
Samael13
H.P. Lovecraft created Cthullu and related creatures as "elder gods" for example. Also, the Greek titans.
Samael13
All gods that I'm aware of are supposed to be "ancient" but "elder" lets you know that they're older than other gods.
Samael13
Okay? I mean, first off: "Elder gods" is actually a real term used to describe certain sets of deities. "Ancient gods" is not.
PrincessAlora
It's more like the ancient titans.
ThisAccountIsOnlyActiveSoPeopleCanUseMyTrumpGif
#1 is Progenitus
RedPandaAndLovingIt
No, it's King Gidorah.
underpantswizard
http://www.qualedigital.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/qualeoblog-orgulho-nerd-classico.jpg
IllShowYee
i see posts all the time with that cards picture included
TheGhostMinx
I was about to say....I don't play MTG anymore and even I knew that.
linstr13
so i made this:
PalulukanMakto
Wat
ErodoNeo
He is my General in EDH.
sithney
a little dash of http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=389698 , 1/
sithney
/2 , then a pinch of http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=378445
BardicLasher
So I saw that thing and what popped into my head is "Oh, that's Polukranos again" but no. Wrong legendary hydra. Polukranos is better.
TheKerfuffle
I have that card in my almost unusable rainbow deck.
RaiXira
I learned to play on mono-white but got "good" playing AU rainbow. If you do it right, there are too many different kinds of threats to(1/2)
RaiXira
deal with effectively for most players. (2/2)
deathcloud
I noticed right away too. I had that card for years.
WhiteTexan
http://i.tcgplayer.com/28587.jpg
angryflashlight
Destroyer of Worlds, Indestructible.
ThisAccountIsOnlyActiveSoPeopleCanUseMyTrumpGif
Not quite. Protection from everything, if it would be put in the graveyard from anywhere shuffle it into its owners library instead.
TheGhostMinx
Also, if I remember correctly, board-wipe spells still affect it.
findlesticks
And Council's Judgment
ThisAccountIsOnlyActiveSoPeopleCanUseMyTrumpGif
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
yes, because they don't target.
Thoraxe123
NO
nifbot
Targeted, and Progenitus has protection from everything. In summary, NO YOU
ThatGoinForMeWhichIsNice
protection only applies while on the battlefield. Progenitus can't be targeted, dealt damage, blocked, or enchanted *on the battlefield*.
Betosan
what they said... pro only works when your permanent is on the battlefield.. not on the stack.
Thoraxe123
protection cant stop counters because it wouldn't have resolved yet :P so YEA COUNTERED, BITCH
DarthBrawn
I wish I could see the disappointment in his eyes
IllShowYee
I wonder how many people recognize number 1 as an MTG card
Shabsters
The Soul of the World has returned!
TheFlavoIsRudimentary
I work at a game shop. So many MTG cards have passed through my fingers. The dollar amount for those cards would pay off your student loans.
futureality
yees yees it's true. im a broke student and i valued my collection at 3k the other day....scary.
doomhammer56
I used to have a deck built around that card.
iregisteredtopostthis
I do.
ToasterTest
First thing I thought was oh when they say gods they mean those cards that look amazing and sound awesome but you can never play :(
wintermute93
A lot.
Ejam0314
This guy does. MTG for lyfe
Periapsis13
152 and counting...
CrustaceanLord
Progenitus!
Wolverinebrandedcircumcisions
All praise the Hydra Avatar of Naya
ExperimentKraj
*of Alara
Wolverinebrandedcircumcisions
Isn't he supposed to be sleeping under Naya specifically, and worshipped by people from there?
ExperimentKraj
Yes and yes. Still the Worldsoul of the united Alara, which is why it sleeps until the Conflux.
TechnOkami
Yo. O/
IllShowYee
just looked at the prices for Thought Seize and path to exile. le sigh...i blame all of you for making me look at my decks again
AWanderingFlame
Progenitus was my jam in Lorwyn/Alara
galspanic
Since it gets posted here weekly.... most of us I'd imagine.
FreeHamJobs
was hoping to see this comment haha
MrRoybert
Hydra! Love my primordial hydra! LOVE IT!
RangerBearhawk
There are dozens of us
karenishra
first thing I noticed. Good ol' Progenitals.
Ezzence
The one head that goes off the otherside
Brightestfairyinalltherelml
I did I did !!!! something breaker of worlds ? I forget . its been 2 years since i have played so yeah .
archKtype
Magic has literally been my life for the past year. I can't stop, won't stop.
DeviantReposter
everyplayer
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
2nd top comment knows what's up
wochinimen
My edh commander say hello
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
Lots apperantly
tarjeidavidsen
Progenitus is a lol card. Griselbrand is still the lol card closest to my heart though.
ExperimentKraj
There's a fucking reason Gris is banned in Commander and Progenitus ain't.
tarjeidavidsen
I don't actually play commander I just play modern and standard 1v1 :s
ExperimentKraj
You're missing out! Best format ever devised.
tarjeidavidsen
I will probably get around to it some day, but right now I just enjoy modern more.
knickknacksnackery
I seriously thought all of these would be MTG arts after seeing Progenitus as the first one.
iDrinkDrano
I don't even play and I do. Then again, I'm a sucker for the art.
Thoraxe123
we all need to get an imgur game of mtg commander together
cultist234
The name of the format is Elder Dragon Highlander you savage.
Thoraxe123
*Australian accent* Look at this! What a beaUtiful creatcha! This is a woild Hipster Magic Player in it's natural habitat. What a beaUty!
CaribouTitsMcGee
I would be totally down for something like that.
KanadeStar
Yes! This can be done. Obviously not the standard game with four people. But perhaps hundreds? Or as many as we can get? This has to work.
Thoraxe123
or break up into multiple groups of 4 considering a hundred person commander game would take like 30 years
KanadeStar
I guess. But imagine the possibilities. Every legendary creature in the game. All colors. This could work. But 4 people would be fun to.
DanTheManquan
Or like no time at all because somebody is bound to combo out by like turn 3.
Thoraxe123
true
snoresmczilla
I'm curious, what commanders do you people use? I have Kaalia and Lazaav.
TorrhenStark
I play Ghave, Kurkesh, Freyalise, and I just built a super friends deck with Narset
SoThisIsWhereIPutSomethingWittyRight
Maelstrom Wanderer. That's it, I do have a token deck based around thromok the insatiable
Thoraxe123
I have Narset, Scion, Jarad, Rith, and I'm building Erebos.
DanTheManquan
Currently running Phenax mill, Zedruu Stax, Jor Kadeen beat faces in, and Zurgo warrior tribal. Zedruu is my favorite, but it is so rude.
CaribouTitsMcGee
Kaalia Gisa and Vaevictus.
serentious
Zur the enchanter. God I love that dude.
Shellbacksquid
Brago, Zurgo, Melek, Wort Boggart Auntie, Vorel, and brewing like 3 others right now B-)
AMacGyver
I'd wager a lot of us. Progenitus is pretty boss.
Thoraxe123
NO
magicad
All of us
tetracycloide
Indeed, tis but a repost.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
Progenitus, I fucking hate that card.
MagicAmnesiac
Wrath of God bro.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
Would be nice if I ever ran W, I'm more of a Ru/Bu kinda guy.
Tonguetamer
Sacrifice effects
TeaQueenofMinnesota
Yiss....I saw that :3 my bf will be proud that I recognize the art
chaosofslayer
The soul of the world has returned.
GingerTheBeard
fucking broken piece of shit.
darthrayray89
Also number 6 is . . . just saying
IllShowYee
storm elemental? lightning elemental? some kind of elemental?
chimalli
My first thought was that all of them were MTG cards.
ThousandEyesCEO
Progenitusssssss
HitlerAdolphin
I had three of those in my green deck. Nobody wanted to play against me
fuckyoufaggots
I do!
SaintlySinn3r
Well that's the first thing I thought...
carnil
Yay MTG!
aj32100
Yay MTG player!
SoOblivious
Ol' Ten penis heads himself. Wears ten condoms for pro everything.
DocKender
One of us..
Sephority
One of us...
BabySnorlax
gooble goble
AppoJuice
One of us...
TwilightUnicorn
One of us...
LupineVolt
One of Gus?
NotAHydraAgent
GODDAMMIT BARB!
Rogerthegod
Progenitus
ThaddeusLinc
that was bothering me where i have seen that before.
ourlordandsaviortheflyingspaghettimonster
ACH! HANS! RUN, ITS THE ... http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=73935
liliputian7
boi, that's mahfuggin' Progenitus
fuckyouthen
Man I had the shittiest, most suicidal deck ever.
finninthejakesuit
Polymorph Progenitus for the WIn!
Dimind
Immediately.
ourlordandsaviortheflyingspaghettimonster
Its like an eldrazi before eldrazi. First card I saw and thought, damn, wish I didn't run Terminate.
aj32100
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US, DOZENS
soso456
probably only young players
gothmog229
Best 5 color commander...so beefy
MagicAmnesiac
Child of alara is better
ExperimentKraj
It's not like there's a lot of competition, other than from the Sliver commanders. Scion, MAYBE?
GalomirKrey
REAPER KING BITCHES!!
Jmankjp
I knew i saw that somewhere before, thank you!
bode505
at least 1200+ of us
DrFunk27
Progenitus
ConfessorOfTruth
Yup...boyfriend pointed it out. Just as I pointed out he's a fucking nerd for knowing that. I love my nerd
SQUEEEE
If you use this card you're an asshole. My buddy uses it as his commander in our 4 man commander games.
kyuuri117
I'd like to say I cast this on turn three in legacy elves, but I can't, as you always end up drawing the fucking thing.
shuya82
^^/
mymommadeupmyusername
I do! I do! :D
jukebokks
Apparently many many people
LpPadilla
here's one..
InboxMeYourSoles
I actually prefer this art to the FtV art too.
SpraynardKrugar
PROgenitus!
MoleGrips
All hail the hydra avatar!
Hangman777
I did
savetom
You mean progenitals?
notmarvin
I have this one framed
griffinzoth
PROGENITALS
IllShowYee
This is my favorite comment so far haha
griffinzoth
Did you know this was legal in Standard at the same time as Dramatic Entrance? Because my opponents at Regionals that year do.
MatthewJulian
This is what I called that bastard all the time.
IllShowYee
http://imgur.com/Qc9Q6sd LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE DONE TO MEEEEE!
flux27
God dammit Progenitus, who natural ordered you out? .....At least it isnt hoof.
WhatACard
This card has got to be band from a lot of tournaments, right?
KanadeStar
Nope. Cost way to much to be effective. Even in in vintage where you can cast very early in the game there are two many answers for it.
MagicAmnesiac
Most games other than edh you won't get to play him and even in edh there are better choices.
MrInzir
Progenitus, baby!!
AcadianBacon
PROGENITUS.
Magnivore
Of course I would.
Nineteenletterslong
I doubt there are many nerds that play cards on imgur.
MagnorCriol
Yeah, it's not really a big nerd place here
koopaya
I was going to say "you'd be surprised" but then I realized you were joking.
ExperimentKraj
I was about to downvote and then I read your comment and realized he was joking.
Parkbobo
I do lol
KiteSC
Dude is one of my favorite commander
PictureUnrelated
The og Aeons Thorn
minefake
That's exactly what I was thinking.
WhiteTexan
Welp, here it is http://i.tcgplayer.com/28587.jpg
kyuuri117
As a legacy elves player, that thing needs to learn to sit the fuck in the deck and not be so eager to be in your hand.
brainlesstroll
my commander, awwww
ArtArchive
Is there even a counter strategy for this or is it just a quick game over if it gets played?
CountDantes
But if you don't have one of those specific answers you die in 2 hits.
krauraurgg
Which is really only a problem if the other guy is still alive two turns from now. Having one big creature isn't an instant win.
PunPunlegreat
my boi here will do it http://i.tcgplayer.com/34698.jpg
PedroBento
You can just counterspell it. And in fact that's what happens most of the time he's played.
SweetZombiJesus
Not really, most of the time it's an effect or spell that puts him into play. That spell may be countered, but usually not Progenitals.
PedroBento
I didn't have room to add "in my ramp-obsessed groups that loves to hardcast him for some godforsaken reason."
MagicAmnesiac
Mmmmmmm. Non targeted removal. Like wrath of God would kill it. But that's about it.
SweetZombiJesus
Or Diabolic edict. Or Evacuation.
ArtArchive
Good old Wrath of God. Saving countless MtG players, I'm sure.
StupendousMan6
Force its controller to sacrifice it.
TheChampionOfDeath
"Diabolic Edict"? Sorry, haven't played in quite a while - this may be outdated info at this point.
SweetZombiJesus
Yup, that works. Also, it is still a pretty good card.
SweetZombiJesus
Yup, that works. Also, it is still a pretty good card.
CountDantes
There's surprisingly a lot you can do. "Protection" is a very specific set of bonuses. Ex:You can still kill it with a "destroy all" effect.
INeedAnAdultRightNow
also exile if I remember correctly.
SweetZombiJesus
Not if it says "Exile target",but yeah, any mass exile, bounce, destroy, tuck under library, etc. works.
yak3ftw
chump block for days and laugh.
ourlordandsaviortheflyingspaghettimonster
Any thing that can block chaos confetti and isn't eldrazi is either unfair or pretty much unplayable. This is the latter.
gnovice
Damn, back in my day something like that would have had a stiff upkeep cost.
koopaya
lol at the summoning cost.
mtgjbone
Green Sun Zenith for 10.
Artoriass
Its called dream halls
Imgoingtomakeareallylongnameonthissitebecauseeveryonedoesthat
Protection. From. EVERYTHING.
JustAthena
Isn't actually as op as you might think. Since protection only prevents DEBT (Damage, Enchant/Equip, Block, Target) from those sources.
JustAthena
Isn't actually as op as you might think. Since protection only prevents DEBT (Damage, Enchant/Equip, Block, Target) from those sources.
IAmTehDave
If you hardcast Progenitus, you're doing it wrong.
NewGoat
Nah, it's in my mazes end deck for reasons.
SilaPrirode
Nah mate. If you hardcast Progenitus you are probably doing it so right someone is going to punch you haha
Imgoingtomakeareallylongnameonthissitebecauseeveryonedoesthat
One of the best cards for a deck based around possibility storm imo
MagicAmnesiac
Not that hard if you are running a 5 color edh deck
TheMathMagician
First thing I noticed
Junkman3
Ya you caught me, I don't have a life either
RotatingPanda
Not after the next combat phase you won't. Heyo!
skrzo75
2 red 2 blue 2 white 2 black and 2 green .... pain in the ass
IllShowYee
Composite golem. Doubling somethings. Dragon arc. Reanimate. There are ways. its more of a novelty to use honestly lol
Tonguetamer
You can't reanimate Progenitus. It never goes in the graveyard.
IllShowYee
haha. the rust is real.
THATGUYYOUH8
If you look closely you can tell these are not actual photos but drawings.
YalpRaviewer
DON'T MOCK THEIR FARTOGRAPHY, IT'S RUDE!
jingalingjingaling
excellent observation, watson
TheDude12345
Fascinating! You have quite the eye, sir
InitHello
Mind. Blown.
chuckconqueso
GTFO.
OrdoCorvus
I can tell by the pixels.
TheCochNessMonster
Only upon very very close inspection
menofmayhem11b
this is why we hate you!!!
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
What?!
THATGUYYOUH8
I know, I know take your time, but it's true.
adambomb789
You can tell by the pixels, and the way it is
JoshyFreddy
Blasphemy!!!
Iamtheknock
more than you think I imagine
NeverTrustaHogwallop
They are actual photos now.
MyMouseisonFiraaahhh
But the train is real
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
Might want to confirm that with Brian Williams.
SonOfEdward
I hate this guy
THATGUYYOUH8
You think I want tell your father eddie about this you are wrong
THATGUYYOUH8
Won't*
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
Fighting the ice titan in kingdom hearts was epic as a kid. easy as fuck but epic.
CocktailGaming
Atheists are such killjoys.
YalpRaviewer
God is dead, and so will you be soon. Enjoy! Everything has a beginning and an ending, just be sure and enjoy the in-between.
HoraceGreensteinEsq
The Ancient Ones are sleeping. Soon, they shall awaken. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
NeoHelios
When is this "Anti-Bob Ross" Guy going to make his acid-induced TV series?! PBS, here comes CTHULHU!!!
iDrinkDrano
Nu-uh. When gods are around life switches to cinematic mode. Each god has their own visual effect
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Exactly. I tend to increase saturation to make greens more vibrant.
iDrinkDrano
Try applying a slight contrast boost, lower the blue, and adding a slight oil effect. The mortals will be tripping over themselves.
IAmNotASkeleton
So life slows down to 30 frames per second?
iDrinkDrano
Sadly, yes. Users have started to complain.
pyronyzen
the storyline often sucks, the respawn times are a bitch, levelling up takes ages.
iDrinkDrano
Don't even get me started on the "pay to win" model.