It really didn’t need to happen...
9th panic attack of the night... ugh
Fuck the US healthcare system...
So it has been nine years since I met this goofball. He is on Imgur now and I hope he sees this. This is what I deal with but I love it all the same.
I'm done being a sad sack of fat.
Saw this on a Facebook garage sell page.
Need a good laugh tonight?
My mom and stepdad got me tickets to see John Cleese in person for my birthday!
My pupper passed away at 3:30 this afternoon.
MRW as a Dallas Cowboys fan and I root for the Eagles so we can clench.
MRW I see a bunch of pictures of Brendan Fraser on the FP this morning.
MRW my mom tells a story at family dinner of something that happened to me three years ago.
I don't have a pupper but I have a senior doggo. His name is Odie and he is 13 years old!
Y’all I just completed another class. A months worth in 5 hours. I got a 96 as my grade. Goodnight y’all.
MRW I find an old porn video I used to get off to.
New sun visor!
Happy 95th Birthday Betty White!
I just finished my first class of the semester! A gruesome four week psychology class. I did it all despite my personal life being shit! 1 class down and 4 to go!
The best childhood ruining thread ever!
Never fails to make me laugh!
MFW I see that I am a Google Doodle
My sweet little Corgi went to the rainbow bridge last night. Just wanted to share this picture, which was my favorite.
My Fiancé Face when I introduced a bigger buddy for the strap on.
When I find out that guacamole isn't extra.
Since chat is a thing now...
My mom was diagnosed with Thyroid cancer today.
Dear Betty White, Your birthday is in two days. Please...
Santa! Thank you!
When I realized that I have put more work into a online virtual Hogwarts' homework than my real college homework.
MRW my Uncle tells me I am going to Hell for going to Planned Parenthood.
I don't have a pupper but does Imgur like senior doggos?
Anyone down for some CAH?
MRW I notice that the kids born in 1996 can legally drink in the US.
I got the best lego set tonight! Thanks santa!
That's a bit harsh don't you think?
So I made a thing today!
The Weather Radar is Flipping Me Off. Fuck You too Rain!
Me turning in a paper two minutes before the deadline.
Dallas Cowboys posted this on Facebook
It makes me feel powerful!
A gift from a new friend!
Me coming into work tomorrow after drinking like a dehydrated Irishman.
Me coming home after a visit to the UK.
Just finished a shit done of homework and a project due today. Good night y'all!
Well... happy mother's day to you too mom...
There is a 24 hour stream of Whose Line is it Anyway on YouTube right now!
Congrats Dirk Nowitzki for hitting 30,000 points!
Here is to the psychologist that finally gave me an answer about what the fuck is wrong with me.
Watching the Oscars tonight.
Merry Christmas Imgur!
Happy 94th birthday Stan Lee!
I went to the UK this week with a stop in Scotland. I also met this fluffy cow!
I had to have dinner with family tonight.
MRW I take my brother shopping for stuff to make a salad and brings stuff to make a pizza.
So I got this in the mail today!
MRW I see that John Cleese is coming to my city to do a screening of the Holy Grail!
So fucking jittery. STHAP BODY!