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Jul 5, 2019 4:30 PM
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DuckyJoseph
Arizona green tea, sour patch kids, pickled sausage.
carney6623
Dr. Pepper. It's needed like gas for the car..
kalkail
Blue: Caramellos, Jelly Tots, Walkers Crisps, Tunnocks Teacakes, Mini Cheddars... and Coke Red: I live in the US.
Draig1
Every damn tine
TheRickest
Fist full of slim jims.
Crabsforeveryone
Pumpkin seeds and red Gatorade.
t4piwa
That sounds like my idea of food shopping every time
sweetkneeez
CORN NUTS!!!
Chickawetta
Spicy Corn Nuts and Jerky, so the car smells like feet! Ahh memories...
mindolluin
And a bottle of water to wash it all down
ThePanGalacticGargleBlaster
Jack links beef jerky twizzlers air heads bites Dr Pepper
brownsugga
Beef jerky.. don't forget that!
ajhorselady84
Weird chip flavor like pickles, jerky , gummi bears and maybe a little thing of cheese cubes
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
Vaseline, a tambourine, three rolls of duct tape, alligator clips, and feathe...sorry, wrong thread.
kkanne20
Yes
thornlord
When we are on a road trip I will ask for Doritos and a drink. That drink is Dr Pepper and those Doritos are Cool Ranch.
127001cRaqqh0ar
real man of culture right here!
BklynPunisher
Cherry Dr Pepper is the shit!
Percevaus
Pretzels and M&Ms.
RelartOfGivia
Cherry Nibs and Cherry Pull apart string Twizzlers
MistoKat
Beef jerky, Cheetos puffs, and cheddar cheese popcorn!
TheKingRamen
Don’t forget funions and orange soda
mindolluin
YESSSSS....
PapaNurgleLovesYou
Fanta
BicyclePirate
Too messy.
GuardedDig2
The best part of road trips is messy snacks and getting the car dirty
BicyclePirate
Not when I’m the one who cleans the cars.
MyBigMouth
KingJellyTots
Yes. Just yes.
StankyPankySammich
God, love me some funions. The hot ones are really good too.
hunnycat
holy shot yes they are. loves dem!
01012019SF
Whaaaa...? I just bought some Funions for the first time in a long time the other day. Craving them. Didn't know there were hot ones.
StankyPankySammich
Yep. They're real good. Just be warned. They make you shit. Usually things like that don't affect me, but these for some reason make me shit
MoneyBagsMcG
Username checks out
majorkira9
Combos, twizzlers, ruffled chips, and an Arizona tea
hypogi
Did we go on road trips together as children?
majorkira9
Depends, did we buy the cheese and cracker combos?
hypogi
Cheddar cheese/pretzel, now I’m craving a road trip!
ButDidYouDieTho
I’m riding with you!! You absolutely NAILED it!
kissmeyoufool
U win. Except the twizzlers part. I'd go for a nerds rope
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
I would go with some spicy jerky. But yes to everything else.
majorkira9
Nerds rope are great! Except when driving, too many loose nerds lol.
Frostbreaker1
I used to do this until getting tired of bloat and gas for 8 hours in a car. Now its sandwiches and cucumbers with hummus for my boring self
Bugkeeper
Whatever floats your boat, mate! Enjoy!
dwideshruud
Ranch sunflower seeds with the shell, blue poweraid, and sourpatch watermelons.....brb, off to the gas station!
unkiereamus
I had to unlearn this when I became a trucker.
01012019SF
I can imagine. If this were an everyday thing... you'd most likely have heart disease :(
unkiereamus
Oh, I'm too afraid to find out about heart disease, but I did gain 30 lbs between my first 2 physicals (2 years).
Randomice
Yes! Except now I am so old I always need to remember to bring a laxative as well.
PedestrianElectrobastard
Just look for the candy with the "laxative effect" warning.
BklynPunisher
Chocolate exlax
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I’d take being bunged up on the road over shitting uncontrollably.
93API
That’s what sugar-free gummy bears are for.
kalkail
ItsASquid
They said laxative, not weapons-grade thermonuclear mudbutt.
Tankgirl79
Mudbutt.........best description ever!?
sanaujiram
I just took a stool hardener and a laxative and they are really battling it out in there .... oh god
Superchief86
So you want a colossal turd that also comes out swiftly?
gotwokenupbyneighboursat6AM
But why?
MoneyBagsMcG
Butt why*
gotwokenupbyneighboursat6AM
Ha ha :)
CutlerDeservesBetter
Combos. And then you meticulously bite of the cracker part leaving you only power plastic cheese goodness. Rinse. Repeat.
HatofTacos
You’ve been watching my road trips haven’t you?
MBdub210
I love you. A human after my own heart.
JAPONfan
everyone knows you gonna but those wormsy jelly things
BicyclePirate
But they melt if you leave them on your dash in the sun.
momof3doggos
Um... gummy worms?
JAPONfan
Friday, my squishy in skull thingy not working righty.
MoneyBagsMcG
Who needs lots words when few word do good
SadHedgehog
Your words make me happy!
KanackyBiznasty
Moon pies, peanut butter Twix, and a coke so big you could bathe in it... oh and pork rinds!!!
Ryebread91
I’ve always heard pork rinds are delicious but have to be fresh.
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
Mmmm. Peanut butter twix are AMAZING. Yum.
Tankgirl79
Peanut butter M&M are pretty good too especially with Hot Cheetos.
momof3doggos
Don’t forget the jerky
myusernameisntfunny
Ringolos and slimjims
GodsFoot
Middle of nowhere jerky best jerky
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Snack turkey sausage have been my go to snack meat for a few years now.
SeriousCloud
Look at Mr Moneybags
Duendes
Due to the flatulence, caused by jerky, the product has been banned during road trips
AFutileGesture
Anything else but nasty fried pig skins.
HelviNoodleWatcher
Lawd my arteries...
shessosmooth
Corn nuts and sunflower seeds
01012019SF
THERE it is... was wondering who was going to say it !
PrisonMichaelScott
And to big pizzas man!
extraordinaryagility
Hey girl, are ya hungry?
PrisonMichaelScott
Fuck you nigga!
extraordinaryagility
I'm sorry, I was talkin' to the horse here...
Bassoua
https://youtu.be/dzIJNG5__8s
FuryofHoboken
Personally I like to go for half sweet tea and half water to fight off the salt
fredsneed
Good stuff with shelf lives of decades. Even bacteria & mold won't touch the stuff. Least you don't have to worry 'bout car roaches or ants.
hubiejunior
Car roaches?
fredsneed
I've had car ants. Fire ants. Nasty little buggers, but at least loners are as wicked as stepping into a nest.
Tankgirl79
I have a case of moon pies waiting to be nommed upon right now.
KanackyBiznasty
You are a good person.
Arkayb33
Ok calm down there, Pablo Escobar.
Jazzbuh
Can’t forget the spicy pork rinds
coldtoucher
Crackers and squirt cheese
dblemaster
Someone's gonna have to stop and pee constantly.
Oilfieldangel
That’s any road trip at my age.
godcixelsyd
That's why you keep the bottle.
SouthernDancer
Peanut butter twix are my all time favorite but difficult to find candy
Tankgirl79
Peanut butter m&m's are surprisingly good pair them with hot cheetos awe damn
slamEVIL
Redline and two 20 piece chicken nuggets!
gynonurseifixyourladybits
What is redline?
Bathroomsurfer
It is a kind of energy drink that lets you see the future. The bottle is eight ounces and the disclaimer is a big as the bottle.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Huh. Is that in the states?
Bathroomsurfer
Yeah. They sell it next to the hydroxycut in stores.
3blindmicestolemycar
When your friend stayed in the car and didnt want snacks because they ate before leaving and now want some.
retroman688
My son is THE SAME DAMN WAY. Only 10 seconds before we have to go somewhere does he discover he has biological needs.
darkdragonempress
That will feel good for a few minutes then the road trip atmosphere is gonna get tense and annoying. Always get something you know they like
ButtTrumpett
Y’all have friends...? As adults?
CeoHuntingSeason
I know, the most amazing superpower the Avengers had was having multiple friends after 30
darkdragonempress
I got like 5 friends. 4 of which I talk to regularly. So I’m doing pretty good.
ButtTrumpett
Damn! Save some friends for the rest of us. I moved 12 times in 15 years to 7 different cities, 3 high schools 3 colleges. No wonder.
darkdragonempress
Never! I’m gonna be a friend hoarder.
discotheque42
Giant bag of something sweet like Life-Savers Gummies, and a giant bag of something salty like Chex Mix
BklynPunisher
Big bag of trail mix that has raisins and chocolate chips.
turmosoritilaatio
Bought a full bag of beers today. Midway our roadtrip atm. Good night, beer is good.
AManIsNoOne
Jerky and chocolate for me.
StarvedDemon
My road trips are usually 2+ days & I like to make food for the start & then buy snacks. I usually make meatballs, sausage rolls, 1/
StarvedDemon
Sandwiches, trail mix, cookies & fruit. Cold meatballs with a little salt & pepper at 3am is a favorite no matter where I am. 2/2
tugboatcaptain
I also need a chocolate of some sort in the mix. I regularly drive 6-7 hours at a time.
YangKoete
Or get the chex mix that is sweet and salty.
degenerator
What about sugar-free Gummy Bears? They're a hoot!
WarTortilla
Heard they’re great for road trips that want to smell like shit
degenerator
National Lampoon's Fecal Vacation.
jdoc5
Combos and sour gummy worms!
toastfrancaise
Got to have the combos!
DoesItReallyMatter89
You hit the nail on the head! That’s my exact combo for travel
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Gardettos and cheese Combos
gynonurseifixyourladybits
And stinky, sticky corn nuts
discotheque42
Wife won't let me have corn nuts. Too crunchy. She threatens my life when I make that much noise eating.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Jesus. Does she get pissed when you breathe too loud?
discotheque42
No, she has a legitimate food-noise aversion thing. It's called misophonia. https://time.com/4659308/misophonia-noisy-eating-science/
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Huh. TIL something new.
Darkspire
Wear headphonias more like it
ukalliq
We have an understanding. He gets no corn nuts and I get no funyuns. Otherwise, it's mutual assured destruction.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
I think that's a fair compromise