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Sep 18, 2015 12:35 AM
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4Sken
Thought the dude with the hair was donald trump +1
Penguinsruletheworld
Isn't the whole point of dating, to, over time, persuade the other person you're worth having sex with?
DeanOMiite
What's the frequency, kenneth, that Rebecca puts her finger in your butt.
samudra
KUMAIL
SmertNSpecial
NANJIANI!
sassycephalopod
These are all my favorite people
ScottLang
Is that kumail Nanjiani?
SmertNSpecial
Yes it is Ant Man
BrownskinOriental
Comedians with their jokes again. These guys are hilarious.
szepasszony
Consent: it's as easy as a cup of tea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbei5JGiT8
bananasdontfloat
For so many guys I've been with "no" has meant "convince me"...
Zosoled
That's a terrible way to go about it. Don't waste your time.
Itcouldwork
+1 this should be shown in high schools
MagicalUnicornFarts
That was why it was made, actually. It's from Last Week Tonight: Sex ED
SAFE4WORK
beeratius
Anal Annie
cspinasdf
From Last week tonight with John Oliver.
KateLappan
Wow, Ron Swanson is giving me a pretty big lady boner right now.
IbetterFedeliskSKIELSKPadarscoumbBABARND
You still w@@)35✓ good
XdelaforceX
this advice coming from Tammy 2 confuses me.
McFarvo
who is watching these ads who thinks rape is cool & gets their minds changed like "omg I love that celeb, I guess rape isn't so cool"
DontGoInTheDogPark
I think it also shows what is and isn't consent. Sometimes it can get skewed. Like how many may not know that they can say no at any time
McFarvo
the only gray area may be how drunk does someone have to be to lose their ability to give consent, so we default to "any sex stuff is rape"
McFarvo
can't drive, don't ride
McFarvo
Yeah, it's not bad, but I'd guess any of us against rape would stop if someone said "NO" mid-act. I still think these r preachin 2 da choir
Panzer89
Can't dating, giving gifts, and other romantic gestures be considered "persuading someone to have sex"?
previoustopcomment
Yea, it should really be worded as coerce a person into sex, even then it still has some qualifiers to make it rape.
Arob393
The whole point of our species is to persuade another to mate
RjFlorida
Or...don't be a sociopathic monster!
bobinky
Wheres this Rebecca hang out?Anyone know?
somelonleyrussian
can't upvote this enough
otakudan
also, dont fall asleep while having sex. it makes it awkward and they will feel like accidental rapist.
Hellboundclown
This has yet to happen to me but my fiancee and I have a standing agreement, if this happens to us, the other is allowed to continue the sex
AlltheAnswers
My husband is allowed to wake me up with sex.
sassycephalopod
These are all my favorite people
ThatAssholeOverThere
Drunk people cant consent to having sex, but they're still responsible for everything else, yup, no flaw in that
Panzer89
And don't forget, if you're both even a little impaired then congratulations! You're both rapists!
daromander
Except they aren't really. You can't sign for a loan or other legal documents while drunk. Harming others is where the line is drawn
Kimball1890
I signed up for a credit card drunk... does that count?
daromander
Possibly. If you continue to use the card sober then I'm not sure
EconMajorHere
It's only drunk women that can't consent. If the guy is drunk too, he's definitely a rapist
IvorJBiggun
Guys I found the incel
Nibarlan
Well that's a given.
Nibarlan
sarcasm
MrDressup
How do you ask if they're unconscious?
OrcSkinSuit
Use your subconscious.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
My advice would be to kill them because, like I've always said, it's not rape if she's dead
lacydawnn
Unconscious people don't want tea. Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4ylF3QRIR39WcGAmJUYZ8Q
AprilShaw
I know it's a joke, but if they don't explicitly say "yes", it's a no
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
What if you ask them "Do you not want to not have no sex with me, yes?"
PenisOfDeath
This question would be met with a long awkward stare.
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
I'm used to that from women.
marshmallowballoon
I like this you awful person
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
asking for a friend
bear32
Where is Bill Cosby when you need him
tortfeasor
From the creators of such infomercials as: "Armed robbery, fun but wrong!" and "Murder, not the best way to solve an argument!"
apolloin
Sadly some pieces of human excrescence can still find ways to rationalise a decision to take advantage of someone who is impaired enough.
Nellybear
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such infomercials as..."
Tankdoggy
I would give a lot to still have Phil Hartman around, like they can have Bieber and other's, can we trade?
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I smiled, I chuckled, but then I frowned. RIP, Phil Hartman. :'(
digitalutopia
The fuck it isn't!
bout2callbovice
You'd be surprised at how many people don't get the concepts in this video.
allibaster12
Well, yeah, I knew that! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have something to untie...I mean..take care of. Not kill though, duh.
JosephDunaravich
So obviously the best way to solve an argument.
futureman3000
"No, YOU'RE wrong!" *BANG!* "Wrong and dead. Heh."
DarkUranium
How about a cannon? Ultima Ratio Regum!
ColoneISanders
http://media.giphy.com/media/13PyFpc8yH4vC/giphy.gif
ItsJustRocketScience
That is one old-ass gif.
leechdemon
That song was definitely a sex thing I wasn't comfortable with.
Robvp
Hey, you're the what what in the asshole kid!
gecko08
He works at a restaurant near me. I had to do a double take when I saw him. But I did not bother him.
FFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
ColoneISanders
One of my favorite episodes
Thisisheavydoc
Kenneth went full tan-mom
Xecryo
#3 So does anyone want to have sex? XD
SuperDramaticFusion
johannataylorgang
that face... makes me so angry
BlazingSun801
She's like 54 dude what the hell is your problem
ToxicPineapple
I want to have sex. Just not with you.
Imaybegotthis
OH I DO! Not with you, but in general.
SirGraculus
I want to have sex
keeblebrox
Now kiss.
OneCoolFrood
Are you, like, the intergalactic elf president of that cookie company?
keeblebrox
Woah man, I think you got me mixed up with Chreeblebrox! I manage few globular clusters responsible for all that dog chow, 'Frood.
OneCoolFrood
You may be having an identity crisis, I think you think you're Kibblebrox.
kendrickmeadows1
Rebecca can put her finger in my butt...
princessrocks
Thanks!
BillClintonsSaxophone
Touch my bass Rebecca!
GhostOfDeadRacoonOT
I just pooped a little.
Louisckismyspiritanimal
@kylecorn
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
Owww rebecca, i guess my username is relevant
ArmachiA
My name is Rebecca...
bekkare
Mine too! Rebekka - Bekkare!
yankeeairpirate
My wife's name is Rebecca....
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ShockedRobbieRotten
Your name
DiarRheaPerlman
My finger is right here, let's do this.
Bexli
alright, is your butt ready?
AstralBeast808
Are you Rebecca?
Bexli
I am a Rebecca, yes. It is true.
Chubbsm8
@Kylecorn
thegreatninjaman
never forget
OfficialCaptainAmerica
What if Rebecca's fingernails are an inch long
Proudfoots
I got a surprise finger in my bum once, not gonna lie, It was enjoyable
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HappyGobo
Surprise tongue is OK.
schmassbinder123
I'd rather it be Emily
InitHello
@IPegOnTheFirstDate
thedevilstolemydiary
sup.
Justalobstercowboy
Take a number, queu forms to the right
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
queue*
SoftFur
1
NOINOON
Oh you guys. You've never met Becca?
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Patrick?
Vercci
http://imgur.com/jzn1WXl
NeptuneKingOfTheSeas
Oh yeah, Becca can put her finger in my butt!
Chrichelle
What type of starfish is this?
areyouOliviaWilde
Chocolate
Krympehl
Does it come with hotdog flavoured water?