Sex advice

Sep 18, 2015 12:35 AM

captainsanchez

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Thought the dude with the hair was donald trump +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't the whole point of dating, to, over time, persuade the other person you're worth having sex with?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

What's the frequency, kenneth, that Rebecca puts her finger in your butt.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

KUMAIL

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

NANJIANI!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

These are all my favorite people

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Is that kumail Nanjiani?

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Yes it is Ant Man

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Comedians with their jokes again. These guys are hilarious.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Consent: it's as easy as a cup of tea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbei5JGiT8

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For so many guys I've been with "no" has meant "convince me"...

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

That's a terrible way to go about it. Don't waste your time.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 this should be shown in high schools

11 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 14

That was why it was made, actually. It's from Last Week Tonight: Sex ED

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Anal Annie

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From Last week tonight with John Oliver.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, Ron Swanson is giving me a pretty big lady boner right now.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You still w@@)35✓ good

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this advice coming from Tammy 2 confuses me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who is watching these ads who thinks rape is cool & gets their minds changed like "omg I love that celeb, I guess rape isn't so cool"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think it also shows what is and isn't consent. Sometimes it can get skewed. Like how many may not know that they can say no at any time

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the only gray area may be how drunk does someone have to be to lose their ability to give consent, so we default to "any sex stuff is rape"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can't drive, don't ride

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's not bad, but I'd guess any of us against rape would stop if someone said "NO" mid-act. I still think these r preachin 2 da choir

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't dating, giving gifts, and other romantic gestures be considered "persuading someone to have sex"?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Yea, it should really be worded as coerce a person into sex, even then it still has some qualifiers to make it rape.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The whole point of our species is to persuade another to mate

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or...don't be a sociopathic monster!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wheres this Rebecca hang out?Anyone know?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can't upvote this enough

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

also, dont fall asleep while having sex. it makes it awkward and they will feel like accidental rapist.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This has yet to happen to me but my fiancee and I have a standing agreement, if this happens to us, the other is allowed to continue the sex

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My husband is allowed to wake me up with sex.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are all my favorite people

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Drunk people cant consent to having sex, but they're still responsible for everything else, yup, no flaw in that

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 17

And don't forget, if you're both even a little impaired then congratulations! You're both rapists!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Except they aren't really. You can't sign for a loan or other legal documents while drunk. Harming others is where the line is drawn

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I signed up for a credit card drunk... does that count?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possibly. If you continue to use the card sober then I'm not sure

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only drunk women that can't consent. If the guy is drunk too, he's definitely a rapist

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 10

Guys I found the incel

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well that's a given.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

sarcasm

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How do you ask if they're unconscious?

11 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 12

Use your subconscious.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

My advice would be to kill them because, like I've always said, it's not rape if she's dead

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Unconscious people don't want tea. Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4ylF3QRIR39WcGAmJUYZ8Q

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I know it's a joke, but if they don't explicitly say "yes", it's a no

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 13

What if you ask them "Do you not want to not have no sex with me, yes?"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

This question would be met with a long awkward stare.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm used to that from women.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I like this you awful person

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

asking for a friend

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is Bill Cosby when you need him

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From the creators of such infomercials as: "Armed robbery, fun but wrong!" and "Murder, not the best way to solve an argument!"

11 years ago | Likes 300 Dislikes 3

Sadly some pieces of human excrescence can still find ways to rationalise a decision to take advantage of someone who is impaired enough.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such infomercials as..."

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I would give a lot to still have Phil Hartman around, like they can have Bieber and other's, can we trade?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I smiled, I chuckled, but then I frowned. RIP, Phil Hartman. :'(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The fuck it isn't!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You'd be surprised at how many people don't get the concepts in this video.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah, I knew that! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have something to untie...I mean..take care of. Not kill though, duh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So obviously the best way to solve an argument.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

"No, YOU'RE wrong!" *BANG!* "Wrong and dead. Heh."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about a cannon? Ultima Ratio Regum!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://media.giphy.com/media/13PyFpc8yH4vC/giphy.gif

11 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 5

That is one old-ass gif.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That song was definitely a sex thing I wasn't comfortable with.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, you're the what what in the asshole kid!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He works at a restaurant near me. I had to do a double take when I saw him. But I did not bother him.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

One of my favorite episodes

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kenneth went full tan-mom

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 So does anyone want to have sex? XD

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

that face... makes me so angry

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

She's like 54 dude what the hell is your problem

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I want to have sex. Just not with you.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OH I DO! Not with you, but in general.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want to have sex

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Now kiss.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Are you, like, the intergalactic elf president of that cookie company?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Woah man, I think you got me mixed up with Chreeblebrox! I manage few globular clusters responsible for all that dog chow, 'Frood.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You may be having an identity crisis, I think you think you're Kibblebrox.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rebecca can put her finger in my butt...

11 years ago | Likes 682 Dislikes 7

Thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Touch my bass Rebecca!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just pooped a little.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@kylecorn

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Owww rebecca, i guess my username is relevant

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

My name is Rebecca...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine too! Rebekka - Bekkare!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife's name is Rebecca....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your name

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My finger is right here, let's do this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

alright, is your butt ready?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you Rebecca?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a Rebecca, yes. It is true.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Kylecorn

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

never forget

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What if Rebecca's fingernails are an inch long

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got a surprise finger in my bum once, not gonna lie, It was enjoyable

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Surprise tongue is OK.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd rather it be Emily

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@IPegOnTheFirstDate

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sup.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take a number, queu forms to the right

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

queue*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you guys. You've never met Becca?

11 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Patrick?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah, Becca can put her finger in my butt!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What type of starfish is this?

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Chocolate

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Does it come with hotdog flavoured water?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1