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Mar 25, 2017 4:30 PM
SkigsSkanksSkagsAndSkallywags
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garneaunathan953000
Termittte
What do u bring to the table?
Zoqto
So she wants a pornstar
sysygy66
Try Caitlyn Jenner
metalfoto
+1 for MalayFan.
Branmaster4
Great username as well
AwesomeFox42
This makes me think I'm not that fussy. Like Jessica Rabbit, half the job is done if you can make me laugh.
Branmaster4
Well, dont you sound delightful.
AwesomeFox42
phantalor
why 8 inch ... i mean looking at her she is so full of hot air, if one with such a dick fucks her, she would explode
CatsReallyDoTasteGoodInStew
I'm 6'2 wide, if that counts
MechaNinja
http://imgur.com/vhQ5XlD
kangNkotos
+1 for the op name
Branmaster4
I'd really like to see what she's bringing to the table with such overbearingly audacious demands.
knifeskills
Ouch
iamalreadyaghost
If the guy has no kids why the fuck would he have a crib?
JCVent
Wow...
GenderNuteralBread
Because it's a well known fact that all men are homeless untill they become fathers.
Branmaster4
How does this not have more points?
TheCaprican72
Like she's answering someone asking for; Wanted woman 5' tall and 5' wide. Kid's cool but no mo than 2 baby daddy, section 8 cool and freaky
xtmmxreaper
She can get everything other than the 8 in dick, no amount of dick pumps or anything will get her that
KingLost
Bad coochie and a stank attitude
JeepJitsu92
well i eat ass so i got that going for me
ZEffective
To her:
bubbasparxx
meganical
A girl who isn't a model-like woman can get one, maybe even 3 of those things but no more than that.
Florida50
I got all that but if that's all your interested in, I got no use for you
ArielFriesn
She should try Girls
plsslideintomydms
These coments are disgusting! Do you guys realize she might be 6'3", CEO, with a PhD, that's allergic to kids and has an ass eating fetsish
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
She could even have chronic colonitis which requires constant mouth to ass resuscitation
Vioh19
[Repost]
RoosterBrewster
Do girls realize that dicks grow and shrink?
JCVent
You fuck girls with a flaccid dick?
InappropriateSexualComment
Only on fridays
ClockWork2011
This seems like a one sided transaction. What does she have to offer?
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
Tolerance
Angel337
Everything everyone else has already said above me and an unemployment check
AnotherMediocreUser
A *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
ffilm
Sloppy seconds.
Ivanaski
Maybe she rides mean dick.
ICanCookReallyGoodScrambledEggs
Nothing! Interested?
iBoulderDash
A donkey and seven toes.
Hannya
I hear she has a PS4
UnknownGeek
Boobs?
Dyslexicglove
"Diversity"
ClemFandangle
A gee like wizards sleeve
ThatGuySev
A sense of entitlement
TheVindowViper
Disappointment, anxiety and a buttaface.
GuyfromGA
A tricycle obtained in a previous relationship.
Fatmonkies
How to people grow up thinking they deserve everything, and not have to earn any of it.
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SpacePandaBryan7
I mean.. It's a really poor joke if that's the case.
hulkmad
Kids, ass, and toe jam
FireBreathingFerret
An ass for eating and toes for sucking
photog
Well it's not a tricycle
Isuckatusernames2
Maybe she has a tricycle.
JohnnyTitelips
Biracial children, food stamps, and a 1996 Dodge Stratus.
trentanueve
STD
retardland
this reminds me as the bilateral US-mexico trade
AluminiumFalcon
Women seem to think pussy is currency. Sadly though so do a lot of weak men.
fragtore
Nothing. But she'll still get something because man are guys desperate for sex
SpacePandaBryan7
Probably when she lowers her standards.
Knowwon
Bitchy attitude and lazy as fuck, obviously. She's probably never had a man that tall, successful, and sexually experienced to know.
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NotAnIroningBoard
Actually the opposite. Like a lollipop it wears down the more it gets wet
JMaxGarage
Probably 3 kids and a furburger. YEAGCH!
BrazilianThunderPanda
Hey some guys like furburgers. Not hers, but like in general.
mvp84
What's a furburger?
76Tromboners
lol'd at furburger
Angel337
692 retweets and 348 likes
theHarlequin
Some other dude's kids.
aurthadi
EMTMarv
ZakFrito
ChaosChosen
def11111111
troy11998822
GrimRiderJ
absoliutenus
And a bitchy personality
TysonGoesOutside
CommanderStrax
Nick Miller, Nick Miller; Streets of Chicago.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
LucidPariah
soniclettuce
Maybe she's super rich
G0MeatCube
Everything everyone else has already said above me and empty food cabinets.
TheDanishInquisition
Chlamydia
JayT95
God that's an ugly word. I feel like all std's are ugly words lol
sulfuratus
Life. Deadliest of them all, but with the nicest name
Ki11er
Takoda98
AOCsUnshavenChode
obviously, a great personality
LesLesVegetables
Comment of the day.
Pulsivi
With that tweet she doesn't even have that going for her
BeryBigBongBoi
Sad, but true.
ballbagmcginley
You cant fuck a personality!
AOCsUnshavenChode
https://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM?t=37s
TheEvenPrez
Not with that attitude.
Huhwhatcrazy
Nothing apparently, that's WHY she needs a guy with a job, crib, etc. Weren't you listening?
Huhwhatcrazy
Plot twist: And "she's" actually transitioning to a "he", and can't afford it, that's why she says needs a dick.
justme123
Every guy I've ever been in a happy relationship with has been under 5'9", so this height standard is incredibly stupid.
mineovermatter
Depends...it could be your one strong requirement if all others are flexible.Tall women are justified in wanting tall men.(Avg guy here)
justme123
I'm 5'9" myself, and have found that height requirement to be extremely limiting. You'll miss out on great people if that's all you want.
brandnew94
It's an attraction thing. It's not that complicated.
justme123
I get the attraction part, I used to want it too, but I didn't care anymore about it once I met amazing shorter guys.
apercent
Who dafuq has an 8 inch dick?
JeezLouize
Bro i'm pretty blessed, 7 and a half. I don't know exactly it could be bigger. It feels good to know most people have small dicks.
DonGatelyAtEnnetHouseDrugAndAlcoholRecoveryHouse
Believe it or not, some people do...and sometimes even bigger than that!
throbinwoo
Some peoples dicks are that big
Tofubutton
Most girls can't take it anyway and it doesn't feel great hitting a cervix for either person involved
boobookittyfluck
Most accurate comment all day.
Dsharppe
Me. I am not 6'2 though, so count me out.
BlumpkinDangle
Let's see.
awkwardbeautiful
My ex, and it was awesome.
cominginhot
20.3 cm, I'm 10% shorter and I find feet disgusting. saaaafe
davidthemonkey
You are only 20.3cm tall?? How.... That's like... Tiny...
madman604
Thats a pretty wide dick to want...must be 4 feet long.
MissAizea
I'm with a guy who has a 9 in Dick, but most women think 6 inches are smaller than it actually is.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
That's not a lot. Never seen porn? Those aren't dildos!
SuedeCaramel
My ex husband was pretty close. Maybe 7.75.
Phyrzt
Is this a trick to get dick pics?
phychotic
Yea. Everyone who says yes they ask for dick picks XD
MetaDayDreamer
Everyone on the internet, dude(tte)!
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
slept with a guy w/a 10-11" dick. it was crazy. too big to get it all the way up/hard. looked like a toddler trying to lift a gallon jug.
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
Black guys.
IFUCKEDBRADSWIFE
-12 RIP
ThatGuySev
Johnny 8inchdick
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Cousin of the famous pornstar known as Johnny Shitknuckles.
dargonking12780
blahtotheblahblah
Certainly not me. And I dont want one either. Hard enough finding pants these days that dont squeeze the crotch. 8" sounds like a nightmare.
BannedAdviceForLife
Just tuck the dick down the pant leg.
DoublevBomb
Guys that can actually use Grindr and don't have to be dumpster sluts with no standards.
Slamtastik
Mine's right around 8in.
BlumpkinDangle
Show me.
Slamtastik
Thirsty? Your last 3 comments are requests for dick picks lol.
apercent
Honestly I kind of want to see one too
awkwardbeautiful
So it's cool for a guy to ask for nudes, but a girl is 'thirsty' if she asks to see dick picks? How does that work?
TrumpIsAFelon
Shut up you stupid cunt
Slamtastik
Why are you assuming its a girl that is asking? Going buy his comments it's pretty obvious hes a homosexual man.
Bb4816
My highschool boyfriend. I can honestly say I do NOT miss that.
SociallyAwkwardHobbit
Was he a pain in the ass ?
SonrisaFlores
Agreed, my cervix still cringes. My husband is a perfect 7.
Belckan
How would seven go for ya¿
fullofwastedpotential
You
idej
Well I don't mean to brag, but since you asked...
BlumpkinDangle
Can I see?
idej
Perhaps
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Anonymouse2020
Me too. Extreme homo
idej
In the words of Bart Simpson: I'll level with you man, I am now in too deep due to an innocent claim, and I'd like to bail out right now.
forgetthisnoise
No one you want to sleep with. That is going to hurt. Give me a fat cock over a long one any day
awkwardbeautiful
Speak for yourself. It hits all the right places.
KentuckyKlondikeBar
She literally said "give me" I don't know how she could be any more obvious she was speaking for herself.
Cannonberry
She also said "no one you want to sleep with"
forgetthisnoise
I do believe I was speaking for myself.
Gizmodian
Or a talented and enthusiastic tongue.
NotAnIroningBoard
Where a penis should be? Oh you mean in the mou....never mind. I getcha.
Tinkerbellatrix
Why eats ass and sucks toes tho? I mean wtf
TroelsyTwo
Maybe it's a joke. Not that it will stop short men from giving hate. lol
filthytank
I love sucking toes and eating ass https://i.stack.imgur.com/eQ20E.jpg
BarfTittiesGalore
My pastor
Tinkerbellatrix
Your pastor eats ass and sucks toes? Gross.
BarfTittiesGalore
What I said, how the joke works.
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
Why point out that they need to eat ass and suck toes? Are there ass eaters that think sucking toes is too gross for them?
JudgeMentalCat
I actually know someone who does, but they're Pretty Weird anyways
AboutLife101
There's this thing called fetishes, you should look into it
Tinkerbellatrix
I'll pass
ihavenocluewhatimtalkingabout
This guy!
CrescentM00n
Cannibals
SkigsSkanksSkagsAndSkallywags
the 7/11 guy
Tinkerbellatrix
I have no idea what that means.
althgrea1
Yeah im pretty lost there too
SkigsSkanksSkagsAndSkallywags
me neither
ediblepain
As far as fetishes go, that's pretty tame.
jayliu1984
Go on....
ediblepain
I dress up like a dog and get bossed around.
imdatingmydog
Don't knock it if you've never tried it! Tip: Take thorough showers before getting freaky.
Tinkerbellatrix
Not to mention, I find it hard to take advice from anyone with the username "imdatingmydog".
Tinkerbellatrix
There has never been a time in my life where I've "gotten freaky" without at least taking a whore bath.
imdatingmydog
Trying to encourage people to be more open minded & give a little piece of advice. I'm obviously not dating my dog. Upvotes for you anyways.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I don't get the height requirement thing
schrodingersasymmetric12gauge
It's a D/s thing that just transcends the bedroom. Physical size is a sign that you can protect.
thelizparade
I'm kind of the opposite, 6'2" is as tall as I want to go. I'm only 5'3", anyone that's too tall makes me feel like I'm a little kid!
mrthroatwarblermangrove
People are attracted to who they're attracted to
tinabean
Because I'm super short and need someone to change light bulbs and reach high shelves.
MajorGunning
Women like to feel small. Simple as that.
Cutestuffies
Mainly I just need someone to reach the high shelves. I'm 5'0.
Logeon
I like shorties because someone naturally resting their head on your chest when you hug them feels the best.
Cutestuffies
Yes! And I like being the short one for that reason as well.
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
It's a preference, like any other attraction preference? Most girls want to be shorter than the guy, even in heels.
DisGonBGood
As a girl that's 5'8" I don't care if you're 6' but it is a preference for guys to be taller. A girl just wants to feel petite sometimes.
ihavenocluewhatimtalkingabout
Don't worry about these 5 foot guys. If they want skinny chicks its fine cause it's a preference but when chicks want tall dudes they get
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
I don't think you can really help your physical preferences. I'm not that "fat" but I'm not slender either. If a guy wasn't attracted
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
To me because I'm not slender enough, I wouldn't be offended.
ihavenocluewhatimtalkingabout
Their feelings hurt...
chicagochick
It's true..
pirate4lifes
Me neither. I mean I understand not wanting a guy who's shorter than you but what's so magical about being 6'?
iamthatonefriend
Honestly, probably nothing. I've been 6'2" since I was like 14 and it never magically attracted anybody to me.
InappropriateSexualComment
Well if I walked around with a six foot 2 inch penis no one would be attracted to me either.
iamthatonefriend
Username checks out.
optimusinhisprime
As a guy that's 6'3, girls like guys bring taller than them so they can wear any size heel and still not be taller than the guy
TroelsyTwo
It seems on here women who prefer tall men get so much hate. It's no different than any of the shallow demands men make.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I understand wanting someone taller, but to want a specific height is what's weird, unless the girl is 5' 11" or something
TroelsyTwo
I'm alright tall. But really it's my swimmers build (wide shoulders) that make me prefer men not skinny. like to feel feminine comparatively
optimusinhisprime
Both get hate really, fodora guy tipping his hat saying I'm a nice guy and you deserve a man like me is the same as I want mr tall muscles
optimusinhisprime
But look like an umpa lumpa
AlkeneThiol
It's because literally *every other thing* can be changed. Height cannot be.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
No it can't. Women are judged on their build all the time. You don't get to choose where your fat goes, and you can't change your skeleton.
AlkeneThiol
You can lose weight and get liposuction. And you can get bones chiseled
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
You can saw your shins and insert an extra piece to them!
bellaluna
Girls don't want to tower over their men. I'm sure there's some evolutionary 'tall man = strong man = strong genes' kinda thing happening.
ElbowDeepInAPig
But a girl could be 4'10" and want a man that's 6'2"+.
bellaluna
Ah, yes. I believe that is a monkey fetish.
bellaluna
On second thought it might be more of a "my big strong man is bigger and stronger than your big strong man" thing irrelevant of her stature.
InappropriateSexualComment
Maybe short girls have knee problems so they don't have to be on there knees to suck D
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
I used to have a huge crush on a guy who was maybe 4 feet even. Less, I think. I'm 5'7" and he just came up to my waist
IPrefertheNight
I don't care about height so I guess it depends on the girl. But, to be fair, I am only 5' so basically everyone is tall to me lol
blahtotheblahblah
Aww, 5'? You short people are awesome, keep it up!
IPrefertheNight
haha Yay thanks!
JohnnyTitelips
Wolverine is taller than you, lol.
IPrefertheNight
Barely!! I could wear heels to even us out :P
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Same goes for girls imo, I think short girls are cute... Some people go for tall girls for some reason
IPrefertheNight
Awww thanks ;) I think guys like tall girls for the super long legs. I've never understood the attraction to legs lol
N8tvTexan
As a 6' (2m) tall chick, yeah, I get it. Have learned guys aren't fond of girls who tower over them either...
ObliviousStranger
I'm 5'7 male and I don't give a damn, really, I think it's pretty attractive
sinewaveosc
It wouldn't bother me at all. Tall girls are beautiful. But being a 6'2 man it would be pretty difficult for me to find a taller girl.
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
I love to fuck women taller than me. Also I love to scream DEATH BY SNU SNU before coitus.
Belckan
Subtle
TwoOreoesOneCup
As an Amazon myself, this is one of the things my boyfriend loves about me. They're out there!
blahtotheblahblah
I kind of get it. I prefer girls around 5'. But nothing wrong with a girl being taller than the guy. I don't get that stigma.
CorneliusCornwall
Ever had a dude wear moon shoes on a date? Not moon boots, the bouncy ones
mineovermatter
YOU warrant a tall man...the avg woman should leave them for gals like you.But thats not how many women think
sulfuratus
“The average women should leave them for girls like you” – what?
Meowskimeowmeow
It's just preference. It's got nothing to do with you, just let people have theirs. Whining abt it won't change who people are attracted to.
ihavenocluewhatimtalkingabout
Any women warrants a tall man. Its called a preference.
Takavos
Interesting I am 5'6" and my gf is 5'9", we never had any issues with height ever.
JohnnyTitelips
6' is great for me because I'm 6' so our junks would line up perfectly.
TheMasterDB8er
They must be self-conscious of their own height then. The only downside to tall chicks is u can't go down on them, you have to go up! Ha!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
In my experience, guys in general don't like taller girls. A few do, but the rest are like "why do you always have to wear heels?"
cookiesnatcha
Every girl I've been with has been taller than me just about. Not a preference, just how it went. I think it's limiting to discriminate
AndreKroon
Personaly Itd really be fine as long as its not someone who is like 2m+, because I can see that getting annoying purely because (1)
AndreKroon
id have to look up a lot, which is annoying to do when talking for example.
loodinidus
lies!
AndreKroon
Tall girls are fine, im less into short girls actualy, like 5' and 5'4 even can get a bit short.
KainKaiser
6' is 1.80. I'm 6' 7'' and is 2m.
KainKaiser
Is ~1.80*
LunarRhythm
For you, it makes sense, but this chick is probably like 5'2", so it just seems excessively specific from her.
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
No different than a guy wanting a big booty gal. The 'requirement' bit is incredibly shallow though.
LunarRhythm
I always thought that odd. I love most booties: big, flat supple, firm, etc, but I guess we all have preferences. Who am I to judge?
cookiesnatcha
I thought big booties yield child bearing body and that's what our brain is really attracted to?
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
Yep. and there is a anthropological reason behind why women are attracted to taller men too.
Pharaoh01
you can workout for a big butt, you can't workout for height tho
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
Whether one is easier to obtain doesn't matter. You can't turn off your attraction, but you can be open minded about it. I'm sure this-
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Working out might get it a little bigger. But if that's not where your fat naturally goes, it'll never be "big".
ZEffective
6' =/= 2m, 6' = 1.83m. And I'm a 6'6.5" (1.99m) guy. I don't like craning my neck down all the time.
DarthVaderVersusThePope
One word: rounding.
Belckan
Well then my dick is 10 inches and im 2 meters tall. Because of rounding. Retard.
sulfuratus
If someone actually wanted to, for whatever reason, round to full feet it would be 7' though. But the big problem is that it's useless here.
ZEffective
17 cm (0.17m) = 6.7" could really throw of someone that doesn't know the imperial system.
Possiblynotentirelysane
6'5'' here. I feel you, brah.
Darkspire
Sounds like insecurity on their part. I've dated taller women, and it was awesome.
highoverlordxenu
As a 5'10 guy...how YOU doin'?
ThatGuySev
As I guy, it really sucks. You can lose weight, you can work out, but height is something that can't be changed.
mrthroatwarblermangrove
Sure it sucks, but girls are allowed to date whomever they want.
DoublevBomb
Grindr is so pointless. Whatever dick size you have is what you have, you can't just effort it to be bigger. Muscles, sure, but not that.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Someone has never watched Gattaca
JEMbalaya
And you'll still get ghosted by girls on dating sites once they actually read your hot. Speaking from experience
jackisbored999
it can easily be changed with a little bravery and a hacksaw
InappropriateSexualComment
Just carry a bat so you can hit people who are taller than you. Its called beating them down to size or something like that.
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
And yet shorter guys still manage to find someone, sometimes even taller partners. It's not the end of the world.
ThatGuySev
Its certainly an unrealistic expectation for every guy to be +6'2" though.
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
Not every guy needs to be. Not every girl has that preference.
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
I mean you can't change your race either and it's ok to be more or less attracted to certain races. I think the same principle applies here
AwesomeFox42
At 5'7 I've been with guys shorter than me. It doesn't bother me as much as it did at 16. I try to own my Amazonian feel when in heels.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
You're a rarity. My brother committed suicide over his height and being rejected for it. I wish I could have given him my height.
AwesomeFox42
I'm real sorry to hear that. So much importance is put on appearance, it's ridiculous
sbrensbeve
username checks out, and sorry for your loss
Isuckatusernames2
I'd be happy with a guy who wasn't a complete tool bag,
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Isuckatusernames2
So you Don't have anything to contribute to his bag then?
eazolan
Are you putting any effort into finding that guy, or are you just dealing with guys hitting on you?
Isuckatusernames2
Yeah! isn't this effort? Posting on the internet an all. I have tools to contribute so I don't need a guy with a full set of tool.
eazolan
Go outside. Smile at cute guys.
Isuckatusernames2
Cute guys don't have tools. I need a rugged manly man.
eazolan
You better be posting that from outside.
CorneliusCornwall
As a sack full of construction equipment, I'm just gonna leave.
Isuckatusernames2
How'd you get all your construction equipment in a sack?
CorneliusCornwall
Its a big sack
merlinious
Hes been stretching it for years
InappropriateSexualComment
Thats what she said
Isuckatusernames2
Like a Santa sack? Or a bit like Mary Poppins bag?
CorneliusCornwall
Mary poppins