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Sad but true
Jan 18, 2017 11:44 AM
notabadguytho
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Leverbee
Murder kittens need lovin too!
rudyverbove
dubone99
When you fall in love but deep down, he'll always be a cheetah
Ireallyneedhugs
I've never liked being touched until I met my current husband. I am now 31 (going on 32) and we met when I was 29, ugh.
UnicornCock
TheRealGod1
Isnt this backwards??
Senc42
If you reverse the order it gets kinda sketchy
MrBumpShow
When you're starved for physical affection but realize you kill for shits n giggles
Pootah
Like it was just sleeping and someone just decided to grab its face
CactusMassage
Why did you do this! Now all I see are murder eyes D:
KayeFaye80
In reverse I don't see Murder eyes, I actually see something even worse.
ManMashine
:'( maybe some day someone touches me too....
27yoUGLYvirgin
I know your pain. It's the worst feeling in the world, you feel like you don't exist and you don't belong. I hope it changes for you too.
ManMashine
thanks for the support. *hugs*
DaMinah1337
Me: *holds catter* Catto: *is hold*
olegh
*iz held* ftfy
kmikl
*I helded* GIRFFS
ivebeenoverthinkingthisfortoolongandcameupshort
PoppaBigBear
Op....what does that feel like?
notabadguytho
did4321
Friend used me as a pillow on a super long bus ride. Now I just sit around lonely.
HisNoodlyness
Cereaza
I just can't wait to get those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.
ShlongaDonga
Fun fact, cheetahs hey along with humans really well, are super chill, and have been kept as pets by royalty
TheWayADrillWorks
I feel like they'd make good police animals
DaDisser
I'm going to pay someone to touch me this weekend.
DaDisser
I'm getting a massage.
MistahJ
Fun fact: a friend of mine who has worked as a massage therapist told me that clients will sometimes start crying during a massage. He said
MistahJ
he thought it was because he was relaxing muscles they had tensed during times of stress, which is...possible, if speculative. It may have
MistahJ
also been related to the feeling expressed in this post.
DaDisser
Thats interesting, but also really sad :(
ABillionDucks
Maybe he should ease up on the elbows.
housesparks
Heavenissize17socks
Exactly. Favorite scene in an awesome movie.
TrumpinmyRodham
I worked for a Veterinary hospital and animals know when they can trust people. I love it when they do this
Slidth
One of the positive things to come out of "Bro culture" is a greater acceptance of physical contact like hugging between men.
abacab87
Wrestling with friends in college was probably just an excuse for human touch.
emparier
I've lived alone for a year. No human interaction other than work. I was fine. My friend came over for a week and she made me feel things.
visorian
That bitch how dare she [sarcasm]
27yoUGLYvirgin
One year? Hahaha. :( you're lucky.
sentientuniverse
bruh
onnageisha
now you need to fill things
hairyfishsticks
You never realize how alone and depressed you are until someone comes into your life.
SeaHutch
Fucking this! I fell hard for someone who I know I wouldn't have otherwise early into uni because of that.
HighImpactSexualViolence
That's exactly why I don't ever allow anyone into my life. I don't want an outlyer on my happiness scale ruining the whole distribution.
hairyfishsticks
Nice use of stats to normalize emotional scale. +1
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Eh, I haven't had a friend for three years now and it's not bad. Granted, I have three siblings, two of which live in the same house as me.
3rdweal
*mouth
nipplepanties
Ergo, why I fall in love with every girl who is nice to me
AHumbleGuy
#relatable
Kafud100
Fo reals tho is this a thing that is just like normal and is just made to be weird or is it an actual thing cos ive had it for years now
ForeverHungry
It's normal :) Oxytocin is crucial to our health and our bodies produce it when we touch others - even if it's just light touch or a hug.
MistahJ
Humans are social creatures, and naturally long for emotional and physical contact. Don't know where you're from, but American culture
MistahJ
views physical intimacy (especially male) as something reserved exclusively for monogamous relationships. A lot of times I'd really like
MistahJ
a hug, but then feel awkward and uncomfortable if it goes on longer than the accepted amount of time. It kind of sucks.
Squeakss
jqdao3
I cried when someone i loved hugged me for the first time.
WaelFadi
Damn....that must've felt good.
jqdao3
It was conflicting, TBH. Both terribly sad and happy at the same moment.
WaelFadi
I got goosebumps just thinking of me hugging my crush.......hopefully one day......
jqdao3
WeWantKOTOR3
. For I cannot favourite
steikewaffel
I tagget it "cute animals" and now it's sorted in my favorite folder. NOT.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
This just adds to my theory that all cats, big or small, are basically exactly the same.
yak3ftw
They effectively are. The only real difference is big cats are apex predators.
CrazyCatLad
Cat personalities vary greatly though, in all fairness.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Personalities definitely do. I just meant things like their love of affection, playing with boxes and lots of their other quirky habits.
CrazyCatLad
I love my small domestic house cats...would love if the usual house cat came in golden retriever size :)
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
As fun as that sounds I don't think it would be a good idea for domestic domestic murder mittens to be scaled up to that size!
CrazyCatLad
YOLO
TheWayADrillWorks
We should get giant boxes to send to the poor bored lions in Africa who have none.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
I want to watch a Bengal Tiger try and catch the dot of a laser pointer!
NotifweJammit
Awww. Da Moosh Face Kitteh Loves. Tis universal
AcadiaEinstein
Skin hunger is a thing. Physical touch matters. It's why we hug people we have missed when we see them.
TheWayADrillWorks
So yeah about that... I've got Asperger's and feel discomfort with physical contact. How do I reconcile that?
ABillionDucks
Calm down, Hannibal.
javer80
Then why did my support group all inch their chairs away when I told them about my desperate, maddening skin hunger?
Loutrezilla
Try not to make it sound like you're going to rip their skin and eat it.
GentlemanGoldfish
I was just about to say that it sounds more like a horror movie than a psychological condition. 'Touch deprivation' or similar sounds nicer.
AcadiaEinstein
You need to leave your shirt on the first couple times.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Skin hunger sounds awesome.
GentlemanGoldfish
It sounds like the name of a horror movie... or a metal band.
Guttahtrash
nixego
K i thought that cheetah was blinking like a reptile but it was just the raindrops
tcsv23
MattDude
How could this happen to me
Letmegetwhatiwant
Slow blink!! I feel deeply flattered when my cat deigns to return my slow blinks.
ZombiHugs
ghilliechilli97
wysmith777
Whenever I see this I don't think he's saf, I assume he's pissed as hell it's raining. Angry cat
pretsl
It's a terrible day for rain.
seanyamz
Fucking love full metal alchemist brotherhood
PBRyan
I always upvote this comment, I'd do anything for a FMA spinoff in someway
KittenAddiction
That's my secret, I live in Seattle, it's always raining
MikuPGirl
Also live in Seattle, can confirm.
Flegneh
But it's not raining
pretsl
Yes. It is.
Flegneh
Oh, I see
FishPotatoesOil
Oh, so it is*
kingloofa455
tori910
professionalthirdwheeler
ilove2offroad
therruu
Loved this movie..
thatguyyouthinkyouknow7
What movie?
VibratingNipples
what movie?
TheFakeMeeko
African Cats https://youtu.be/cyw5KiT0tM0
VibratingNipples
thanks, I guessed right. disney movie after all =P
DrumbobHittypants
The movie that was referenced. (I don't know either)
VibratingNipples
My guess is some kind of Disney movie I don't know about
DexAppeal
99% sure its called Cats
HalfofLancelot
HombreEspiathefirstandgreatest
Where's the other half?......
the40DvL
BombadilTook
32countysinnfein
FireSexFire
Achgelis
Why doesn't anyone ever bring an umbrella?
Umair1993
MikuPGirl
Arcian
Is this that rain god guy from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
MikuPGirl
It's actually Truman, from The Truman Show!
MostlyJeffGoldblum
Radiumbreon
Beat me to it.
auroradragon
Not the only thing he's beating.
mildobserver
Hello darkness, my old friend...
Achgelis
hello
BlubotRobot
Username does not check out
Achgelis
On the internet, no one knows you're darkness.
atleastfourcharactersinlength
So adorable! If it changes its mind it could tear your throat out before you knew what was happening.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
A cheetah? Nah
VulcanP90
cheetahs are fuckin bros dude.
BayazTheBenevolent
A Cheetah wouldn't do that. And if it tried it wouldn't be hard to fight off, they're pussies.
PajamaStripes
People say that, but all you really have to do is yell and hit them on the ears/nose.
CalicoChris
Just like all the other women in my life
zakon
Don't act like humans can't do the same
Ashen44
Just like real love!
gggglllleeeennnn
Hey
Ashen44
Yo
AnOrangePegasus
Now
Hrondir
You're an all star
Feralkyn
Cheetahs are super chill
ChefObvious
As opposed to a human ripping out your heart and dropkicking it through the goal posts of life? I'll take having my throat torn out, thanks.
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
ChefObvious
At least the throat tearing will be swift compared to having your heart broken again by a lovable person who changes their mind.
JayEnfield
It's a cheetah, the wussiest of the large cats. I'd honestly be more afraid of being mauled by a lynx.
defaultentry
I don't know about wussy, but incredibly specialized, and remarkably chill, if i recall correctly.
borgmaster
If i saw it a mile off and it was running at me i might be scared but otherwise protect the face and get cheap shots in. You can take it.
defaultentry
Also, they have been used as hunting animals by nobility, up until about 1939.
imooforyou
Cheetahs are much too neurotic for outbursts of violence. They do have a affectionate bite though, cant control its strength. Dangerous.
atleastfourcharactersinlength
My cat's a wuss, too. She's also an asshole sometimes. I just never trust cats 100%.
garlicbreads
They can strike 4 times a second :/
mygungoesblyatblyat
Well my ak can shoot ten bullets a second
eggmuffin
Technically not a Big Cat. Just a big cat. :)
HatsAreEssential
Yeah, Cheetahs are basically enormous kittens when they're standing still. They don't like to kill unless they're moving at freeway speeds.
ReturnofthePLK
Expedited murder kitties, I like to call them.
Matrixbeast
A calm cheetah is quite lax, especially with humans. Honestly, a house cat can be more aggressive than a cheetah.
JarlPastrami
well thats depressing
Marikhen
More like wistful/happy from my perspective. Then again, my roommate just had her cat euthanized about 4 hours ago.
TruestOfTheMooos
Awe poor kitty, why was it euthanized?
Marikhen
(2) took until now for her bowels to get re-obstructed to the point of total blockage, pain when she was moved, and little to no eating.
Marikhen
(1) She got massively constipated (think 12oz soda can) back in June, and by the time we could afford a vet trip the damage was done. It
Marikhen
(4) Obviously not enough to compensate for her weakened bowel muscles, but she got another half year instead of being put down back then.
TruestOfTheMooos
Awe, at least she's not hurting anymore, I hope your roommate is okay, I'd be heartbroken if one of my cats died
Marikhen
(3) Wouldn't be surprised if the only reason it took this long was that I'd been lacing her drinking water with laxative since July.
Rkhbusa
A girl gave me a hug when I broke my arm in grade nine that was about it till 21 when I actually got a short lived relationship of my own.
JudgementalMan
Haaaa
leyvatronic
Pfff i remeber in second grade, someone huged me from behind, i was so im shock i didnt turn to see who it wa, im still hoping it was a girl
Tassyr
29. Last hug I got from a non-family member was my high school graduation and it was awkward, because I enthusiastically hugged a friend.
HappyJello
That must've been a pretty strong hug to break your arm
Insomnia297
At 22, I just got out of a two year relationship, which is the longest so far. Unfortunately, I went black and am having trouble going back.
AndreKroon
Knowing me, I could break both arms and legs and a girl my own age would still not hug me XD
Rayve1
Same here like.
Marikhen
Sounds like me. About 99% of my physical contact over the last 10 years has come from people using my body for inserting/removing needles.
fartalert
Especially if you keep using that emoticon from 2008
GentlemanGoldfish
It's true. It feels weird seeing it used unironically, though to me it also feels weird that I feel weird seeing it used unironically...
fartalert
YES!
fartalert
Sorry for being snarky, I just hate it so much. So so much :'-(
Lulaski
Youhavethewrongperson
Isn't that the down syndrome lion?
sunmoonstars13
I must have more information about this beautiful creature. (the cat is cool, too)
ftss
Sooooooooo jealous!!! I'm so fascinated with lions
MrPredator
LinnehKitteh
It's a life dream of mine to hug and give kisses to at least one type of large feline. Preferably a tiger.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
This has always been a dream of mine.
TicoGuy
I too want a giant Cat for petties. Current small cats are assholes.
chehoz
Here, lie Down in my lap.
LordStarkillerHimself
...Kenny?
DavyDavyDave
Haha I thought he looked a little derpy too.
LordStarkillerHimself
Derp
Silvercypher
"Murder kitties" need love too.lol
travelbuddy
So cuddly %)
ItsMrThomas
I want one.
TheThingThatPeopleNeverTalkAbout
Adorable big downs lion
bradlPositivityLifter
Im in love with this gif
greenbird147
Thanks! This make my day!
siggnegger
https://youtu.be/cvCjyWp3rEk watch this video ❤
Lulaski
buhonero
im not crying! fuck you!
comicreader
Don't worry. Simba will most definitely guarantee it.
pizzaslut13
This makes me want to pet a lion but id probably die
ILikeItWhenYouCallMeBigTuna
This is all I've ever wanted.
madvin
So cute !!! <3 !!!
spicyItalianFootlong
Dude, is that the retarded lion with downsyndrome?
FilthyRedmond
Dude, I don't know
whatshouldmyusernamebe
Redundant as fuck. Shits a liger yo'
TucoBenedictoPacificoJuanMariaRamirez
Why are you being downvoted? I'm pretty sure this actually is the lion with a chromosomal anomaly aka lion Down's Syndrome.
TheLifeIsYours
Indeed
Drtmgrt
Can you really not guess why the Downvotes?
TucoBenedictoPacificoJuanMariaRamirez
Let me rephrase: everyone here is a sensitive little bitch.
Lilshadow48
You aren't wrong
PrincessBubbleYum
I want to pet Aslan too
sohpie42
Narnia Jesus. I cried.
superiorninja
Majestic. Simply majestic
DesiredUsernameWasTaken
AWW LOOK AT THE SMOOCHIEBABY.
Krypet004
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Tired dinosaur
beardedbobcat
I had a bearded dragon that would do this. I would lay in bed and she would cuddle up to me like she was a dog. It was the best!
PajamaStripes
My iguana used to do this
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
happy scaily cat
Ryebread91
But do they love you or your heat?
phantomnerifes
Yes
Chicaman
It's probably a little bit of both
Flyndaran
One could say similar things about many cats... or spouses. (We're in a nasty cold snap here.)
sulfuratus
As long as it's not a Komodo...
Horsepenisdotmpeg
Hey man Komodo lives matter too
sulfuratus
That doesn't mean one should pet them.
WarDragon1984
I'm told that Komodos in zoos can be affectionate with their handlers and enjoy getting head scratches.
WarDragon1984
I'm told that Komodos in zoos can be affectionate with their handlers and enjoy getting head scratches.
WarDragon1984
I'm told that Komodos in zoos can be affectionate with their handlers and enjoy getting head scratches.
Grudgebearingmidget
Left out the part where it grabs their hand and pulls it back to snuggle up to.
Krypet004
it did feel like something was missing from the one I had bookmarked, got a link to the full version?
Grudgebearingmidget
Not off hand, i'll see if I can find it later.
CossackHD
.
Grudgebearingmidget
Only version I can seem to find is on Youtube, the Gif itself, no success, but I've seen it here on Imgur before in a dump somewhere.
Amazingamandaaaaa
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Gwurver
In the end they're just cats
creegro
Really big cats with bigger everything. And with the ability to snap and turn on you, even playfully.
TotinosPizzaRolls
*ability to turn around and snap you
HD2composer
That are much stronger and deadlier than your garden variety
TheTrendyWolf
I plow the fields and plant pussy. That's how I make the garden variety.
Flyndaran
My Timmay is 20+ lbs. He poops bigger than that adorable reptile-cat.
HD2composer
"reptile-cat" that just sounds like a Sci-Fi tv movie waiting to happen
Flyndaran
I play D&D, home to the famous owlbear. Scify channel has a lot to catch up to.
dulakhc
To win the trust of such a creature...That shit must be amazing. Can't help to think we are sadly disconnected of the animal world & nature.
yak3ftw
Except humanity wiped out a significant amount of megafuna before written language was invented.
dulakhc
And that.
AltairWasTheBestAssassin
My god that thing is gigantic
link117318
Its got down syndrome I think
Veggisaurus
Lion.
raptorsoldier
What about Tibetan Mastiffs
liliantbn
Such love. Beautiful.
NineByNine
d..did you think lions were housecat sized ? @_@;
Keairan
I think most people expect them to be Newfie sized, not small pony sized.
Flyndaran
Small ponies are 400 lbs? That sounds rather small, not that I know jack about equines.
Keairan
technically a pony is anything under 15 hands. So mini horses are considered ponies.
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Hey. Phrasing!
CaptainHarbatkin
You made this the risky click of the day.
Zlimeshili
Cats are several times larger than the largest dogs
SSlack
r00d.
omegapulsar
You aint lion!
NivalisAngelus
I'd hope so. Otherwise it'd look pretty weird next to his gigantic balls.
mygungoesblyatblyat
I could do it too. Not because I'm brave. I just want to die but I think suicide is wrong
wonderman007
thats what she said
wonderman007
someone beat me to it - aaargh
mrDword
I think it's a Liger
saleenowner
Either that, or has a genetic disorder or something
Flyndaran
Ligers almost always have severe defects, eventual cancer, and very shortened life expectancies.
saleenowner
I know this, but I have mistaken a lion with a defect for a liger before.
joesii
I don't think it would be a liger though because it has a significant mane.
almostsomething182
Correct. Even adult ligers don't have manes, at least not that full. (I don't say full grown because they keep growing)
iamthisguy247
I think it's s tabby.
GlassPHLEGM
I hope this was a Life Aquatic reference
Aeroadeu
Nah a main coon.
ScruffnShine
That's what she said.
purpleraptor
Buckbeak1486
But not about you...
Monka42
Not to you
MeezyRogueHero
Fukin got em
mush01
LordNevyn
pc404
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
Lulaski
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
What about the pool?
JohnnieTheShrubber
Does that mega cat have a touch of the downs?
BigIdeas
No, starfire, Lions can't play football.
optiquest
Liger
ILieForPoints
So yeah, kinda.
Groose
No theres a liger with downs and a stragglers tooth.
SkyPwny
Yeah probably it looks like a liger
thecuban101
Downy
SSlack
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
KernalMustard
Who doesent love SU??
SSlack
Idk but I don't wanna be their friend.
PantsGuy
I absolutely agree.
ItDoesNotDoToDwellOnDreams
I am going to cuddle a giant cat if it's the last thing I do.
ForSomeAbstractReason
For $75 you can pet a 6 mo tiger in Myrtle Beach, and feed them a bottle of milk. Worth it! Money goes towards the rescue there.
wonderman007
Atleast your death will be someones fesst
NZSheeps
If I buy a pair of cat ears, will that do?
peridotstar
Sounds fine to me xD
TheRealDurdan
I mean the joke was obvious. Come on guys and gals.
SexualPeanut
Probably will be. Good luck!
masmontana
User name fits pretty well.
Jharvey91
Damn you beat me to it
Jharvey91
Damn you beat me to it
thegelatoking
His will be done.
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
Famous last words
CMFMTNPPL
Right up there with "hold my beer and watch this"
impulsearrested
Which it very well might be
InappropriateFuckYous
RedClamz
Probably will be the last thing lol
GoldberrySassdaughter
Pro tip: there's a wildlife rescue centre in South Africa that has a cheetah you can pet. Sauce: I did it. It was amazing.
IronicJeremyIrons
Lekker!
Computerzuster
Oooooh... Do you happen to remember the name of the centre?
GoldberrySassdaughter
It's called Moholoholo. They also let you feed a vulture and scratch an eagle behind the head. And you watch them bottle feed a baby rhino!
GoldberrySassdaughter
It's main purpose is rehabilitation, but some animals can't be released (e.g. Eagles with broken wings). For those animals, they decided 1/?
SpotIsInDaBLDG
How'd it feel? Fast?
Hetuni
I'm pretty sure they have somewhat wiry fur, I might be mistaken though.
PantsGuy
2fast4u
GoldberrySassdaughter
Soft. Surprisingly soft kitty (warm kitty little ball of fur)
SpotIsInDaBLDG
Thats that good shit