It's never easy losing a good friend.
This was the only thing that came across the pager. I have no other way of acquiring context
Twice in the same day
Well, don't you think you should get it under control?
I'm curious to know which order this occurred
Blood was everywhere
This is probably someone's kink
Many bricks were shat
Merry Christmas from me and my sweater!
Literally went to go take a shower and this is how she waited for me to come back
Just another day at work
Look at that smile
This took a weird turn but I'm still on board
This is Olive. She's a bit of a dick but she's cool.
Girlfriend's mom made 48 cookies last night. Guess who ate them?
My love
What kinda life do you have to be living to get shot in the ass in your 50s
Job security
I should probably go to this
Natural order of life
Any guesses as to who won that one?
Ma! Imgur's being weird again!
Sometimes, I just rather not ask questions
It's my Cake day. Have some pictures of my puppy
A four part story.
She has a dog face in her right ear
Girlfriend went on vacation so we just napped.
60 degrees last week and I thought we were in the clear... but winter showed up like
Ah, to be 18 again.
Halloween pumpkin pie ghosts. Made by Paula Deen, probably
This cabinet protects my virginity
This guy ran into my house as I was opening my front door and made himself comfortable
Let your imagination run wild, imgur
Made it to S4E2 of Game of Thrones. MR at the end of the episode
I'm interested in how imgurians feel
Finally got into GoT. MR during the entire Red Wedding sequence.
First grandma gets run over by a reindeer and now this
Thanks for reminding me I don't have friends.
And we're back
She's pretending to not hear me. Fine. Ignore me like every other girl.
What's the matter with me
She says hi.
Mouse ran into the basement. Kimy's daring it to come back up
My 12 year old self just lost his mind.
Why did you even bother buying a highlighter?
Getting ready for her photo shoot
Went back home, dug through my closet and found these gems.
First snow of the season and she's not having any of the shenanigans.
Think I might turn this into a series
My 110 lb baby.
On today's episode of "Why my job gives me a headache"
I've lost count of how many times I've seen this come across the pager
It's 10:30pm. Just go to bed