Ken M

Oct 20, 2015 7:37 PM

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Were's Ken I'd like to marry him

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I love Ken M

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Sometimes I like to imagine that Ken M is just a stupid person that is being sincere with all his comments.

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Me too! It takes me back to the very first time, reading his comments and thinking; is he that dumb or is he doing this on purpose?!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Classic Ken.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

(Psalms)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this man is an absolute master! thank you so much for posting this I haven't seen this before

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I fucking love this guy

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

who is this mythical Ken M. He's like a superhero who hides his true identity.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right you are, Ken!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I like to imagine that Ken M is dead serious about everything and is inadvertently hilarious.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right you are, Ken

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 tells you exactly how fucking old this is

11 years ago | Likes 360 Dislikes 4

:/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just an hour ago...

11 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 4

Ken M?

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Nimoy died in February of this year. In Internet time that's like a decade. Lol

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nimoy has passed

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

yea bro, read the article from an hour ago!! he's just not going to conventions anymore. don't scare me like that. psht

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, he's just not going to conventions anymore T-T

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

4 years old, since no one has brought it up yet.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"exactly" means any time between march 6, 1931 and february 27, 2015

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Nimoy started playing Spock and going to conventions before 1931? Wow.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Some of these are new. #7 was posted only an hour and a half ago

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't even want to read the rest of them after that reminder :C

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to read it like 5 times to realize it is simply old.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About an hour ago?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ken M is the ultimate troll and brings out the absolute best/worst in people.

11 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 1

He's the perfect example of a troll. He doesn't insult people or rage, he just makes seemingly-innocent comments, and people flip. :)

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

1st thought: "wtf-?" 2nd thought: " this is an old and powerful force" 3rd thought: " could he be the troll that the prophecy spoke of?"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh Ken M., you saucy devil.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm on Ken M's side when it comes to organic veggies.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

* Checks to see if there is a Ken M on Imgur... * Awww and he's aware of the dude above! http://imgur.com/user/kenM

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are a LIAR. Are you fully possessed by satan? :D

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But Nimoy is dead now right?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yes, he died months ago

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking Ken M

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I've actually heard that testicle feeding is good for you... Ladies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

... No, no they can't get any milk by sucking the testicles. That doesn't work like that.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"testicle-feeding is illegal cause it lacks nutritional value"

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 5

Answer the fucking question Ken!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I vote that the usual "worthless last comment" from Tumblr dumps may only be admissible if said by Ken M.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who is downvoting this?! Ken is a genius, and I want to be his friend.

11 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 6

Probably Ken

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ken M is the hero of the internet, but he has enemies everywhere

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I actually don't think this is the original Ken M (from a couple years back, the one who trolled yahoo answers) since he never took (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

screenshots of his work... the pics uploaded here all have "remove" next to his comments, so I'm guessing someones continuing his work (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I believe they come from his tumblr. But it might not be the original Ken M. http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thank you so much for this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want Trump to pick Ken M as his running mate.

11 years ago | Likes 375 Dislikes 4

That would leave me conflicted. I have to vote against Trump (if it comes to that), but I have to vote for Ken M.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ken is to good for trump

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

too... silly ken

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah.. I noticed after it posted. I cant edit on mobile

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*can't

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

brb. rolling out hot dogs to make own bacon. See ya on the other side peasants!

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

How'd it turn out?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

not as i'd hoped. doesn't taste like bacon. more like squished hot dog failure

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Bummer, man...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

'verggerbles'

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We seriously need a Ken M documentary. I mean weev got his!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"A free tour of Central Park where he lives" holy fuck I spit my wine out.

11 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

According to your username, spitting out the wine might have prolonged your life.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Only really seen S1 so far, Do Baratheon's just have some allergic reaction to wine that involves walking into death?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, some poisons just require contact with mucous membranes. Don't ask me why I know these things.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're right...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"The Strangler" could be one of those, since it seems to be a quick and local reaction in the mouth and throat.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sigh... You're right...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0