JimmyGTraveler
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Apr 29, 2020 11:40 AM
JimmyGTraveler
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CtrlAltDav
#5 I'm both
GeddyLee2112
Chuckled and snorted +1
qiziqtv20032
Hahaha dog ??
DasDovian
Oh God, powdered cocoa. My mom let me do that with vanilla extract. I know that disappointment all too well.
TheLark
The puppy clinched your +1
thewalkinged
#43 I think you'll probably be doing Halloween and Thanksgiving too...
JimmyGTraveler
I sure hope that is not the case - stay safe :)
Bluegrasslass
I made the same mistake with cocoa as a kid. Never did it again - but it smells soooooo goooooooood!!
thesved
So that crayon is just sitting upright directly on the carpet, huh
JimmyGTraveler
It’s an emergency crayon ;)
SexualSandwich
Terrific
tossedsaladorscrambledeggs
Magnificent dump
closertoviolet1
Lovely
HoistTheShank
Solid dump
EmanNiemThcin
#49 This is true. But people die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.
GrifCreeper
How do you wake up dead?
JadeNB1729
#12
Cyberpope67
Excellent dump! +3
qiziqtv20032
Weldon, fine
MaxStenner
#14
Unitard
Disagree - I believe peacefulness is an attitude of active focus on non-violent problem solving. Capacity for violence is irrelevant.
lemontorte
Solid +1
VagrantDust
#10 for my dad, thie would probably be true. He has a problem of buying multiple models of the same machine.
spottymemory
#4 Made me LOL. Good stuff.
Yacobs21
#5 most foods aren't even labeled with expiration dates. "Sell by" is the day your supposed to eat it for expected freshness
13thDiablo
Well look at Mr. Survivorship Bias over here
takebackmath
My fav part of the coco kid is when he turns the box to confirm it says Hersey. The face of betrayal!
OldMsMetalisnowMrsmetal
Laughing so hard I cried. Thanks
JimmyGTraveler
I aim to please
Pulsifer
... my hands are ... tide... OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
kmikl
Toss a +1 to your @op.
SgtFriskers
I giggled at that one...and saved it for later.
Cyberpope67
it was good. . . I also stashed a copy. . .
DrVinnyBoomBotch
*Tied up
Metohlbird
Imma need that last one in 4k please
DrFunkinstein
#7 am I the only one who thinks this is a cringe video?
fencer1964
It would be if it weren't totally staged.
DrFunkinstein
That’s half the reason it’s cringe
ThePopeForDogs
You are not, two guys high fiving about invading some girl's personal space and making her run away.
Isorikk
My experience in video games tells me I'm capable of great violence, as long as I'm sitting down comfortably with little effort.
JimmyGTraveler
I will “triangle” you out of that car
JadeNB1729
That only shows that you are capable of *attempting* great violence.
bongles
#44 how insightful. Except that every mildly able bodied person can be violent so it's a worthless sentence
Cyberpope67
I'm half crippled & I could do serious harm to a crazed mob.
MustardDuck
Yes that is just stupid. Sounds like a quasi-philosophical horoscope in an NRA newsletter.
killedtodeath
There is a difference between capability and potential
beautifulejaculation
Expiration dates are not real though
JadeNB1729
Yes they are; we just call them suicide pacts.
Cyberpope67
they're real, but not as advertised to be.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
What we need is labels that tell us when something will become dangerous to use or consume.
AbelardSnazz
They are, I’ve seen them
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JadeNB1729
Yeah, but, like, you've seen birds, too, and we all know about them.