Whelp, I'm going home.

Jul 30, 2014 1:19 AM

noobtheloser

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My wife has very sensitive feet. This is what happens when I accidentally tickle her during a massage...

how do the lego boxes stay in place?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If there were any aisle I'd want to get rekt in, it would be the one with pool toys.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guy on the left's reaction is the best.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Knew it was a BTG. Wasn't disappointed. Also, blue F.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how the dude in the background turns around and then leaves.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

am i the only one who now thinks every animation on here is a BTG?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MRW I've been away for 6 months and finally come home to the wife:

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Clean up on aisle 33 ... and 34."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is from Grown Ups 2

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

To be fair, some dumbass put a bunch of pool noodles in the same spot, you can't blame them for thinking there was a pool there.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm more heavily invested in these comics than I am for any character on The Walking Dead.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

ThyNoodles

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm always so excited when I get to the bottom aof a post and see that it's a BTG.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You should be able to tell right at the top by the "NoobTheLoser by AC Stuart" thing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how the other guy looks then just walks off before he can be drug into the riff raft

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice pun.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude with the long grey hair in the background is like "Fuck this shit"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dont even read these anymore. I recognize the art style and instantly hunt down the blue letter

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I CANT FIND THE BLUE LETTER AND IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Got it now. All is well.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AfFect

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

=_=

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GOD DAMN IT BETTY THE PRINGLES

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is a scene from grown ups 2

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was kind of hoping for Butch Chewy. But this is still awesome.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's fake. Right shelf moves before being hit.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It from Grown Ups 2

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

technically I was right

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

eh i guess

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So no one sees the child coming out of the right isle toys? Like....it's normal for a child to be hiding inside toys right?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i raft alittle.

12 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 0

Bravo

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You, take my upvote damnit.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This doesn't have enough upvotes.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You raft a rittle?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Awesome!! LOL

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

came back to give you +1

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He isn't even in the pringles aisle

12 years ago | Likes 503 Dislikes 3

other innocent ppl get hurt, not him

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how strong the curse is.

12 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

He's getting there. Sheesh some people

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One does not simply start in the pringles aisle

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I always migrate through the electronics section first

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Hey! Where did you get your Pringles? At the sporting goods store?!"

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He wasn't getting JUST pringles, the wife was gonna go and not get him pringles.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also said "innocent people die" there was no mention of the curse affecting him.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Innocent people get injured"

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

thank you sir, that's my bad :/

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, he WAS standing right next to the accursed one..

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^This guy gets it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. No one else seems to get it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That blue F

12 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 8

You are a sinister person

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

THE KEEPER OF

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Filch?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can't find it.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

ohhh in afFect. I was leaning back so it looked black to me

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the artist is making them harder to spot. At first they were solid blue letters; this one is a blue line overtop of the letter.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Third image, "affect". Took me a bit too.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3rd pic. 2nd paragraph. Affect

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

God damn, even staring at it I can barely see that it is blue... I am color blind.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhh, I just realized that I have f.lux on. It makes my screen an orange-y color that cancels out the blue. Thanks for pointing it out!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Same here. You ever disable f.lux after your eyes are used to it? http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3117202/cell-solar-flare-o.gif

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every. Single. Time. Even if I prepare myself beforehand it's like watching a nuclear explosion.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There's a blue letter in every one of these. Legend speaks of a hidden message.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

DID YOU KNOW THAT SHINIGAMI LIKE APPLES?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's currently at "THE KEEPER OF". Neat feature, isn't it?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

http://i.qkme.me/36j8nn.jpg

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Dude this episode gave me nightmares as a kid......

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

touch....Dinkleberg

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

According to Reddit we are up to "THE KEEPER OF" with the blue letters... The suspense is killing me!

12 years ago | Likes 1376 Dislikes 6

THE KEEPER OF BTG! You heard it here first!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The keeper of the secret will be found in..." and the author of these comics dies.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And this will be OP's last post ever.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But... I saw an "N" the other day.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prediction: It's going to end up being "THE KEEPER OF GIFS" or "THE KEEPER OF BEHINDTHEGIFS" or "THE KEEPER OF /R/BEHINDTHEGIFS".

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"The keeper of the keys is king and honey you should see me in a crown" -Moriarty

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

damnit, I was just going to look through them and write that! you stole my internet points!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad someone else is figuring this out so I don't have to

12 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

What if the phrase ends up being "THE KEEPER OF THE DICKBUTT"?

12 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

The keeper of the blue letters

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Keeper of the Seven Keys? Hell of a good album

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same thought here

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Keeper of comics

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Keeper of Suspense.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm missing something here

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

each of these btg's has a blue letter. People think it's spelling a message or something.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

"Think"?!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is amazing. This changes everything. People with that much dedication scare me.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/a/933XJ

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IT WASN"T ME!!!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This needs more votes

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol, perfect!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We are the keeper of the internet. The keeper of power. The keeper of peace.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't see a blue F... what?

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Second to last panel, in the word Affect.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Cheers! That one was very well hidden.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Even being told where it is, I can barely see it.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They missed the opportunity to spell "blue letters" with blue letters

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Keeper of comics

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Keeper of Lost Secrets? New Danish movie?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so THAT'S what's going on with the blue letters...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THE KEEPER OF THE SEVEN KEYS BY HELLOWEEN A ROCK BALLAD

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not a fucking "rock ballad," but ONE OF THE GREATEST METAL ALBUMS OF ALL TIME! Get it right!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 BUCKS ITS THE KEEPER OF THE REAPER FROM THAT BILLY AND MANDY SPECIAL WAY BACK IN 2006 IM CALLIN IT RIGHT NOW.

12 years ago | Likes 455 Dislikes 0

I just watched that episode today on netflix. I thought the same thing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grims not a toy for an idiot boy who can't even tie his shoes! If Billy wins then we all surely lose!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I love you

12 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

:)

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I'm SO glad in not the only one who immediately thought of that.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BILLY! MANDY! BILLY! MANDY!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

PLEASE VOTE ME THE KEEPER OF THE REAPER! I WANNA THE KEEPER OF THE REAPER!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh oh I just watch that episode on Netflix last weekend with my kids. I was singing that song all day!

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

omg that episode is on netflix? I know what I am doing tonight! (my husband never saw that episode and it was my favorite)

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the exact same thing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was my first thought too and I'm astounded

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I FRICKIN LOVED THAT EP AND SONG. STUPID. FRICKING. FREDFREDBURGER.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FRED FREDBERGER

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Keeper of Secrets.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm throwing my money on this. "BUT WHAT SECRETS!?" we'll all ask.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Perhaps we will never find out

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The keeper of the keys and grounds at Hogwarts.

12 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Yer a BTG, 'arry.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SHIT I was 4 minutes too late!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

THE KEEPER OF THE LIGHT, KOTL GIFF MANA

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I PUT TANGO ON THE FLOOR?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

YOU WANT COURIER?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was really hoping to scroll down this, and not see a Kotl joke so I could've made it first

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

all added to the list, sorry I missed a few that die in usersub for some reason. I should watch reddit /a/933XJ

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I finally understood this!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is awesome, thanks for consolidating them all in one place!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your username is a Discworld reference. One that I showed to my Latin teacher in high school. She chuckled.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

:) thanks

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mostly like how the shit falls off the far shelf before anything even touches it.

12 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

yea, its from a movie maybe? Look how he is pulled backwards against the shelf, straight line...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The curse.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It looks like that but it's just the angle the camera is recording. If you look closely you can see their back hitting the shelf and 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

he's talking about the water rafts on the far right, north of the employee

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Air pressure or whatever. I dunno.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I noticed that too. this must be from some movie or tv show.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mostly love the guy in the backgroud. "Oh shit, I'm getting out of here."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like that but it's just the angle the camera is recording. If you look closely you can see their back hitting the shelf and 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

2/2 knocking the whole wall over.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No, its been proven fake on multiple occasions. Sorry friend.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1