haha this girl is puro gold xD

Sep 22, 2015 12:20 AM

NoMamesCabron1

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I still don't get the diabetic blood joke

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This just seems to me like a young girl raised to become a cynic far too early so her parents can make some money. Not that funny, just sad.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

This gets reposted and subsequently front paged every day. What is wrong with you people?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You say what the butts too! We are friends.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wasn't this just up last week?!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

she is being whored

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like every post this week is a repost

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

when you listen to it live, it's muuuuch slower and unfunny.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is like the 3rd time I've seen this. Chill.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dont think I would find this girl funny. I would find it creepy how she talks humor like she is 30.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

You can't find what isn't there

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the 1000th time im seeing her on the interwebs, still didnt find anything remotely funny.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is so boring please stop posting this

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally adds up 10 year olds love nirvana, hate religion, and have witty views on the world around them!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

it is all that life experience. the young know best

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're really beating a dead horse. This exact album has been on the fp so many times this week. Stop fucking reposting this.

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 5

If you still recognize the horse it hasn't been beaten enough

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i will use this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bitch

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Short bitch

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This didn't even make me smile. Granted kids understand a lot, but I don't believe she has experience in what she's saying.

11 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 12

I've figured out what's going on. Each time posted this is worse. It's another comic who is posting these, to look better by comparison!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So is this making the front page tour every day this week or something? This has been reposted like 6 times in a week.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How many fucking times do I have to see this little shit on the front page?

11 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 15

As many times as you look?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

+

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was the first smile I got on this page.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Surely I am not the only person that finds this sad? This kid is being exploited and peeps find it funny? Wth...downvote here.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

xD -1

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It would be cool if her jokes were funny.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This girl has been on the FP 3 times this week. What the butts?

11 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 6

It's a child and she's doing a thing adults usually do while children do not, how could you not upvote?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

You say what the butts too! We are friends.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

free advertising and internet points? Sign me up! - The Father, The Son and the Holy Ghost

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

she gets around

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watched her do hey bit, and when she handed the mike back, she transformed did the nine year old mannerisms, and it was adorable.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*reposting intensifies*

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Enough already for fuck's sake.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I still don't find her funny at all…

11 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 17

^- found a christian

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 80

Not all of her 'jokes' are about religion. Though that joke was pretty shitty, she makes normal Atheists look like assholes.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

You can't find what isn't there

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why do people keep upvoting this?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

why do lemmings jump off cliffs?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

following the party line

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do not find this funny

11 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 32

you cant sit with us

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 26

That's because the jokes are stupid, if they were good jokes, you'd be laughing your ass off.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

stop looking. it is not there

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well thats your prerogative.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Hahahaha. Don't go against the hivemind. You should know better by now.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

Yeah its not funny and a fucking repost

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen these exact pictures over several times already, stop pls

11 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 16

sorry man, is just that not all the users spends all day on imgur :p

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 81

if you didn't make it, it's probably already been on imgur. but I don't really care

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Follow your own advice and spend ten fucking minutes on google then.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

ANd I watched videos... she's terrible.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah her standup is really awkward and forced sounding. It's not well delivered.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. But if she can work on her craft I can see a niche for it. The jokes are solid.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, but could you not see that she is just a kid?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could you not see that she's trying to be a stand up comic with an adult audience? She needs to sell it to her audience and does not.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the larger problem is of social media marketing firms offering paid packages that promote brands. This looks like a textbook case.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are these six jokes all that she knows?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen this exact comment over several times already, stop pls

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 24

My god. Over several times?! That's so many!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

It's like twos and twos

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Solution: close your eyes when using imgur

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Quotable

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks like the creepy kinda girl who gets adopted in a movie, then turns out to be a really old small person & tries to murder everyone.

11 years ago | Likes 1077 Dislikes 13

I think I've seen that movie

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, if my sex life has taught me anything, it's that progeria is a bitch.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Or have sex with the babysitter!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude, wtf kind of movies do you watch!?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your comment was basically the plot of a Cowboy Bebop episode.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called The Orphan if I remember correctly

11 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

Ah Benjamin Button

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understood that reference

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

There's more than one movie about that? Not including the sequel?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lilith?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually plausible if you know who Andy Milonakis is.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

ALL I HEAR IS CREAM CORN

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, alright... So I googled him and thought "What's so special about this fat 14 year old?" ...He's 40, that's what. Jesus.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dear god he is... I thought his shit show back in 05 was actually him as a teen. Boy was I wrong

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Littleman?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Esther.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least that'll build a whole lot of character.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orphan that was, and creepy as hell.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Orphan?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone should watch Audition!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heads up, I'm the person who gave you the 1,000 point for this comment

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome! Thanks! I shall give you the venerable upvote reach around!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Esther?

11 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

I used to know a girl named esther in the 7th grade. She was small, and scratched the shit out of people. She was fucking crazy dude.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get this reference, but my sisters name is Esther, and now i feel weird.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

The orphan

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0