Did someone date Pirates?
MFW I find out I'm going to be a dad...
You done messed up now a-a-ron
. . .
Here I sit broken hearted
Really trying to stay strong
Your life is your life
True for as long as I can remember
Last minute attempt to get some July 29 up votes by using a well worn gif
What I think of every time someone suggests they will protect me from terrorists
Words to live by
Happy international women's day!
mrw people judge me for being upset about the Paris attacks because we have to mourn every harm in the world equally
MRW I'm worried my abnormal liver function means I have cancer but my doctor tells me I'm actually just a fat piece of shit and need to lose weight.
Don't forget your towel!
Nothing like a little support from your family
Thought I'd squeeze out a little dump
This one got me through a lot of heartache as a young man
Make America Great Again!
mrw when my wife wakes me up at 2 am on my birthday to tell me her water broke
Mrw I had to leave my puppy at a dog sitter for the holidays