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#GoT #gameofthrones
ProbablyCrazier
Hodor?
Logan9Fingers
"Hodor hodor, hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor; hodor, hodor hodor hodor." -Hodor
Boerjang
Hodor
Syrpynt
H-Hodor!
CometBoy
What a waste of paper for a joke that lasts 2 secs and is not even funny.
MarkPenrice
I wonder how much work it took to generate that text, as well as to proof read it...
FantasticMouthToMouth
It's a simple read but damn, was it intense.
Cortezdelanoche
If this is real, I have a birthday gift to buy.
SusieMacEsq
It upsets me that this is making people money, but it upsets me more that I didn’t think of it myself.
reykjavikparadise
He is name is Walden
rogersimon10
Hold doors, not jumper cables
frozensoul94
Jokes on you, its in a code so complicated only hodors can decrypt its true meaning.
Gibblestick
That shocker on page 46 though, Hodor. Wow
SmileAndTheWorldSmilesWithYou
I am impressed someone took the time to actaully create paragraphs, full stops and commas.
hisdudenesselduderino
This is an excellent marketing strategy. Cost next to nothing to develop, published extremely fast and will sell more than it really should.
FirePrinceZuzu
And then get hit with a copyright lawsuit and lose everything you made and more.
votfgz
Say it's a parody and thus under fair use.
theyar
That's basically what it is. The cover, though, no.
hisdudenesselduderino
Yeah unless the got the rights to the actor's likeness the cover is quite bad
ivebeenaverybadboy
Don’t tell me how it ends!
MrMattster
The ending is pretty epic. You'll never see it coming
vialofcorruption
Teaelf
Op, no "hodor" tag? For shame!
imnotimpressed
The first chapter was ok...
RedClaws23
There's that meme about every book being a remix of the dictionary, but this entire book contains no dictionary words, so take that
DiscoPhysicist
"Hodor," said Hodor.
SiriHowDoIAdult
Brilliant fucking prose. I particularly loved chapter three, entitled "Hodor: Hodor Hodor".
MyLeftShoe
gtsr
Hodor of what?
MrAwesomesauce101
Hodor. Hodor. Was one of the best chapters I have read in any book, period. Shit made me tear up a bit. Hodor has such a way with words.
AGiantSlor
It should be this until the last page where he slowly starts saying "hold the door".
MenstruationCrustacean
It´s still too early. It´ll always be too early...
KSD33
The shining. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Exctmonk
I wonder if they just Ctrl-H'd an existing book to get that formatting in without having to actually write it.
butterscotchcandies
Ha! At least it's not being used as a door stop.
dizzyturtle
secretagentdoubleobeaver
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
SandwichRGood
Hodoor stop*
GameMakr24
MDAlchemist
Yet..
DanGleebles
Thats because it cant hold the door long enough
Solvedmind
He had one job.
Atomic2
He held it long enough damnit, he held it long enough.
ThaWhiteRanger
Fucking Brandon....
Zigor22
Why is that the only thing he can say?
SteveCanDanceIfHeWantsToHeCanLeaveNancyBehind
Hodor
butterscotchcandies
Hodor
KraftPunkIsLookingForACheeseWife
dafunkhole
Hodor hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor Hodor. Hodor.
RustBunny
HODOR!
Cranbananarama
...Hodor.
dancfontaine
To the people that haven't watched the show.. it'll make sense after you do
captainsubtext
I concur.
ladyluumu
I was kinda hoping this would be the whole book.
givemefivedolla
How DARE you say those things!!! so rude..
verylittleinsight
What a waste of paper. Amusing but wasteful.
FurToaster
Just because you cant read......
BabySharkEtc
Hodor
ThisUsernamelsNotAvailable
Yeah it's not like it grows on trees!!
mentallychallengeaccepted
Listen here you little shit
ixelyth
That's what all the paper is for.
whathavewehere
True, much in the same way meatballs don't grow on cows. It takes energy and processing.
Libertarotan
Paper made from renewable bushes now. Not trees.
verylittleinsight
Have you ever heard of Tasmania?
theotherotherguywhoknowsthatotherdude
Source
Sephority
Welllll.....
kakivara
I don't know what cows you hang around, but I've definitely seen meatballs on some of them.
yeahhiiiitsbilllumbergh
Wow what an incredible waste of paper
TheUsernameThatApparentlyNobodyHasTakenYet
Yeah, that's a lot of resources poured into a joke that lasts for about 10 seconds...
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poodles10
Shite patter
weneedmoresportsonimgur
Well considering it’s now being spread around the internet, I’d say this joke is going to last for years really.
madrush
and reposted...and reposted.....and reposted....and reposted...and repo
JohnMagneTrane
RenoRaiderFan
?
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
ThisUsernamelsNotAvailable
HOLD THE DOOR!!!
DeDeMegaDooDoo
Guess what I’m going home to 3D print tonight
Arrrrgggggghhhh
A dildo?
ToasterDent
Paige, no!
FelineFine88
You can... you can just go home and do that??!
pippindvm
Try and stop me.
FelineFine88
Maybe if i had a 3D printer at home ~like somebody~ I could, idk...
pippindvm
It does help.
DeDeMegaDooDoo
Yeah! I just bought one and did my first test print last night. It’s pretty sweet