ProbablyCrazier

159723 pts ยท February 28, 2013


Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice My thoughts are my own, or possibly alien mind control. This isnt a dating profile, so I dont know why youre reading it. I like lists, so heres a list about me: -Canadian -Ginger -I was on High Q as a teen -Voracious reader -I was on Geek Squad -Fairly good head start on becoming a cyborg with the metal plates Ive acquired in my body over the last few years. -Accident prone (see above) -Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (well technically leap down, not over, and not without injury; see previous two points) -I used to be pretty (see previous three points) Thanks for playing along, Im an ass, if I make a rude comment, remember I dont mean it and Im just trying to get a rise out of you.

The Heart of a Demon

Points -4
Comments 3
Views 437

It's my Cake Day

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 752

Should You?!

Points 126
Comments 50
Views 5039

Why so Defensive?

Points -5
Comments 1
Views 150

Abandon Thread!

Points 8
Comments 16
Views 57

Church in a Stripmall

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Comments 3
Views 153

If only it were a joke

Points 16
Comments 4
Views 344

He Said

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 495

Just Tony being Tony

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Comments 4
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Fuck being shot by a cop.

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Comments 11
Views 170

Pokemon Go

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Comments 2
Views 2061

Game Day!!!

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Comments 3
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Always remember

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Comments 11
Views 505

Latest Creation

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Comments 7
Views 1704

So much Cute

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Comments 2
Views 456

The Pain Train

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Comments 0
Views 32

I Also Like Sci-Fi

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Comments 0
Views 296

Kick me in the junk for salt and pepper.

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Comments 5
Views 178

Splash!

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Comments 3
Views 426

Watch that last step,

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Comments 9
Views 2942

Stick.....

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Comments 21
Views 1322

Green Shirt Guy

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Comments 16
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Just a Mousetrap

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Comments 44
Views 49225

I need one of these.

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Comments 2
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Happy Valentine's Day

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Views 8787

Death By Colonoscopy

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High Fi...err... Fist bu.... ahhh...

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Comments 2
Views 1305

Something Strange...

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Comments 8
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You Know

Points 14
Comments 9
Views 581

Should You?!

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Comments 7
Views 183

Last night worked perfectly!

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Comments 45
Views 105869

Stick.....

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Comments 10
Views 439

Welcome

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Comments 9
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The Sun...

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Comments 0
Views 173

Nothing to see here...

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Comments 3
Views 602

Prince had Pussy Control

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Comments 8
Views 5087

Oil Prices

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We All Knew

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Comments 3
Views 2430

I for one.

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Comments 6
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Tamakeri

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Comments 14
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1, 2, 3...

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Comments 6
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domo arigato

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Comments 11
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Rooty Tooty Disco Cutie

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Don't

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Comments 14
Views 134

My First Video Game

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Comments 4
Views 233

Eat the baby!

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Views 71945

How I feel today

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Comments 3
Views 1980

MFW

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Comments 2
Views 1577

LOG!

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Comments 4
Views 7671

MFW

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Comments 5
Views 104

Sounds about right.

Points 65
Comments 99
Views 24103

Rocket

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Comments 17
Views 149

Ow my dick

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Comments 11
Views 1554

How Can She Slap?

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Comments 11
Views 4977

This isn't too rapey

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Comments 5
Views 240

Batteries

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Comments 23
Views 1032
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