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Sauce : https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/72vqga/skinny_kim_jong_un_would_make_the_situation_with/?st=J841QX1D&sh=3d67addd #politics#funny
Sep 29, 2017 11:23 AM
nojuanknowjuan
199999
4974
93
Sauce : https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/72vqga/skinny_kim_jong_un_would_make_the_situation_with/?st=J841QX1D&sh=3d67addd #politics#funny
RoodKontjeAapje
He actually looks like someone you can take seriously. How do they not expect the whole fucking world to make fun of him as he is now?
skipweasel
It would feel very different if either side weren't hell-bent on reaching new heights of buffoonery.
Pandi66
#FatShaming
TinyTrashPanda
He looks like a Far Cry villain
antoonz
It's funny bc he's fat.
PeatyMcSluggy
He actually got fat on purpose to look more like Kim Jong Sung. As well as various plastic surgeries. He just wanted to play basketball!
fskn
https://imgur.com/umU4I2f
VagisilToothpaste
But then he wouldn't be able to showcase his utter sloth/wealth compared to all of the other "happy" citizens of DPRK.
furezasan
Innocent Buu Vs Evil Buu
Applepotamus
msa011
Is that Miyavi?
WillTheFifth
Tweek's not afraid of him
RockImgr
Can I see a skinny Trump?
enderite
Much more Bond villain. Much less Asian Michelin Man.
DanielWhiffin
Temped to email this image to the DPRK embassy, with the subject line "Suggestion for the Great Comrade". But they don't have an embassy...
DerKonig
Skim Jong Un
capramius
Thank you! Been wondering how'd he look like if he weren't fat.
GoatBastard
Slim Jong Un is actually kinda cute
PaulLynde
It's sad in a way, but he looks the way he does because they are trying to make him look like his grandfather. It's a propaganda thing.
cogphn
That's legit terrifying
CitizenDickbag
Uh skinny Kim is actually pretty darned attractive... yikes.
FemaleINTJ
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that...
gendeates
He would be an anime villain
GrusKyle
Both allready are comic villans. No need to photoshop.
SwaglortSeal
I learned recently that that KJU intentionally gained weight in a series of efforts to emulate his grandfather and (practically) diety 1/2
SwaglortSeal
the North Korean people. This helps reinforce his power and the idea of him as the rightful leader of the people. Side-by-side to follow 2/3
SwaglortSeal
https://natethayer.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/kimjongun_kimilsung-600x340.jpg 3/3
HowAboutTheBSharps
He put on weight to look more like his grandfather
CNNBRFIINF
Indeed he did. And emulates the haircut as well for the same reason.
Horehey360
He had plastic surgery too.
iusedtohaveathesisbutmyspinestoppedmoving
And, unintentionally, to say "fuck you" to all the malnourished north Koreans.
doctorbees
"Unintentionally"
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
Skinny Kim Jong Un kinda looks fiiine
quasarken
More like Slim Jong Un amirite?
zephyrbell
His hands are still fat. Fat hands
ThisUsernameWasntTakenIGuess
URITE!
Bigballz
Not be confused with his more evil twin brother Slim Dong Poon
glaug
Ayyy
CommentProvider
yes, you are right.
zapbranagan
Yep
daguq
Pun level: Nuclear!
FoxGodRecords
Dis a-for youuu
MFuzzySmock
Would the real Slim Jong Un please stand up?
thelaaaaaw
Skim Jong Un sounds good too
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
Zeus541
Will the real Slim Kimmy please stand up?
GoCorral
His eyebrows, nose, and eyes are all different. But I get the idea.
ThunderousGalaxy
Plus he has sideburns lol
Jeanemon
Better eyebrows and a nice line up, too.
CorrelatingGIF
GoCorral
A true craftsman.
RobErtE87
because he fat and jolly and funny.
dearleaderkimjong
Always distracted by cake and cheese.
WinstonChurchmountain
Just like the fat guy in Kung Fu Hustle.
voodoosexdoll
He also got fat injections in his face to have his grandpas round face. Or so I heard
readbackmonkey
It's true fat people are funny and harmless - this is known.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
*Fat people without nukes are funny and harmless
Mockingbirb
Right! Like Herman Göring... no, wait... John Wayne Gacy... damn it... Nero!! Ha!
futureman3000
Unless you get between them and their extra cheesy double hamburger pizza nacho fries.
rushid930
Is that why he wants to destroy america. We're keeping him from the goods?
LadyCottonHead
I'm sorry. Whose cheesy double hamburger pizza nacho fries could you get in front of without retaliation?
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
Hello Mr. supreme leader
IOAYCHAN
He actually looks like a guy from a KPOP group called exo. His name is Chanyeol.http://smboysgeneration.com/exos-chanyeols-lookalike-is-who/
Naseth
Agreed, I have a morally objectionable lady boner right now.
Kittypurfect
Same
Feralkyn
Hell yes. Looks more like a villain, and would look so much more charismatic and intimidating. As it is he just looks goofy as fuck.
KraftCheezWhiz
Like the angry cat that still looks adorable so you keep messing with it
UnknownSquid
He's ruling a country where being fat is still associated with good health and prestige, and can actually be seen as attractive. Sad place.
TheOne11111
HOLY FUCK THAT IS A VILLAIN IF I EVER SAW ONE
IllKeepYouMyDirtyLittleThrowAwayAccount
Elvis impersonator.
candiedhotdogs
Wasn’t Die Another Day literally this plot? He also somehow gets surgery and becomes a white guy.
glear
Not until he nuke your anus
MadMerlyn
Yeah but you'd still have a hard time taking him seriously any time you saw his 17x Extra wide pants.
thegriffin88
In my mind he's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
HoboStabWound
So "nuclear weapons" doesn't get that response from you?
Feralkyn
I said LOOK. He's got a fat goofy ass face with fish lips, that doesn't mean he hasn't got nukes.
AgamemnonsMemes
He's a PROPER psychopath though.. i mean.. it kinda makes it worse, this babyface is a stone cold insane man
Feralkyn
He doesn't look babyfaced to me so much as just goofy lol
AgamemnonsMemes
that too i guess
Izail08
Fun fact: his classmates in Switzerland described him as "fairly athletic and good at sports", while he was in school there.
ff36
"Yes yes yes he was fairly athletic and good at sports I remember now"
Izail08
I mean, they also said he was "very awkward around girls". So it wasn't all favorable
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
I guess who needs to be good with girls when you inherit a country and have them line up for you
Daemon7777
I just got an idea ...
Wolfos
Reportedly he gained weight to look more like his grandfather.
haco1234
Mockingbirb
iwasdoingfinelurking
I sincerely hope that the military brass here doesn't have your opinion of him....it would be very unwise to underestimate him.
Feralkyn
Hey, "looks goofy as fuck" has nothing to do with a military assessment. My military assessment? "Why have we not assassinated him?"
ff36
You can't be fat and mean https://youtu.be/ey-mE3ji4mU
KeeleonOhms
80percentlegs
All thanks to his obsession with Emmantaler
DarktimesSometimes
He has to be fat, in order to maintain the image of a well fed NK for his populace. The North Korean people are suffering from famine &hefat
shackattacktime
Wasn't it because he has to look like his grandfather, Kim Il Sung, to appeal better to the ultra patriotic north koreans in power?
dreadlifts
hefat
KeeleonOhms
Same.
Skittleballs
No need to pretend to a starving populace that the populace is not starving. What they actually do is force them at gunpoint to pretend...
DevonGronka
You're also ignoring how these kinds of systems work, though; there is a certain amount of compliance/ support within the system. A lot 1/2
DevonGronka
of the people there probably honestly believe that the system is working well or at least better than it could. Certainly within the 2/3
DevonGronka
military but also from outside of it. People will give up their freedom if they believe it is necessary for survival, and charismatic 3/4
Skittleballs
...they are not starving. And THAT is the basic misunderstanding about NK. People there are NOT brainwashed robots, they are hostages...
debunker
You're wrong. Example from an actual NK defector: https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/4w733w/the-north-korean-defector-living-in-london
Skittleballs
...they can't even escape by suicide because they will send your family to labor camp, which is even slightly wirse than normal NK.
Narfwak
it's not just "slightly worse," accounts from people who have escaped NK paint them as the most dystopian horrorshow you can imagine
LetumComplexo
There is a lot of brainwashing going on. It's just along the lines of "everyone else will turn me in" not "I will turn everyone else in".
BenSnow97
What about the soldiers who hold those guns? Are they hostages too? At what point does the brainwashing begin?