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Apr 9, 2016 9:14 PM
tallgirlproblemsareforreal
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missladymondegreen
but seriously!! tie up your hair somehow before you cook! i always do, because hair in food = gross!
wellowlbedamned
The worst is when hair weaves its way into fabric in the laundry. I'm constantly pulling hair out of my clothes!
mrbadxampl
heh, butt pillow
intenseboat
#6 always.
DumbledoreSayingThatWasFun
I... I kind of like the little tickle when I pull one of my wife's stray hairs from my butt crack.
icekraze
I relate to all of these +1
DinosaurBoneBLMSign
+1 for ass pillow
Copperbrat
I braid my hair for sleeping. Nothing more annoying than it wrapping around my neck/face or getting it stuck in an armpit when rolling over.
Hakusen
I can sympathize with #2. Each damn time I kiss my girlfriend either she gets my hair inside her mouth or I get hers. Also, #1 > 7/10.
Veldareth
I'm a guy living this life. Still not going to cut it.
ZombieDK
that last one. i really wonder how im not bald with all the hair in my brish.
zacknoland
Does it bother anyone that the numbers are ordered in reverse¿
justahumanonline
I was super confused at first. I thought it was telling us her age and going backwards in time for some reason.
ellavator
I wish my hair was curly :(
DoneFirin
No, you definitely don't.
smogswallowssuns
Yup. It's brutal. You find 'em everywhere. *Everywhere.*
AzaellexTytalus
My hair once wound up inside a tape deck and destroyed it. It's broken a vacuum cleaner. You'd think I shove my head in machines.
Escueleto
As a male growing his hair out, this has me thinking, am I losing more hair or its just noticeable when I lose it?
smogswallowssuns
You're probably just noticing it more. Sometimes I still look at my brush and thought "how am I not bald yet". You gonna get used to it.
TrustMeImABassist
50/50
Emuhlah
I am so glad the hair getting caught in the car door wasn't just me.. I always feel like an idiot.
HelpMeMortyAndSummer
As a man with a frankly ludicrous amount of body hair, this is quite relatable.
SaintMaceToTheFace
I actually love being hairy. Gf LOVES it ;)
tpgreyknight
I also have ludicrous amounts of head hair and face hair.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
Another man with much body hair, an SO with long curly hair, and a cat, when we got a new Hoover was the greatest day ever!
ThatNameWasTaken
I hair that
Lionskull
chest hair, manly but gets everywhere.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
① Pendulous turd nuggets swinging haphazardly, suspended 6-10 inches from your dog's butthole by a rogue hair. Or waking up with a shooting
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
② pain in your (wife has long hair and I love it) cock to find a hair wrapped three times around just below the tip - seriously how the hell
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
③ does that even happen? --- On the other hand, there's a hundred awesome things I could write about her long hair, too.
Numenix
As a guy, i can relate to more of these than i want to admit.
chrishallett83
As a man with long hair, yes.
AgaMemenon
+1 for Tims
SaintMaceToTheFace
Gf has long hair and I love it. And cartoon is cute
zegerman5682
Can confirm all of these. And pulling dingleberries out/off my dog because she ate my hair.
ReapeRx124
#4 I hate it when hair gets stuck in my butt-pillow
sleepyamadeus
Relatable
RedWingsofSteel
As a long haired man, hair tends to get really far up my butthole for no discernable reason.
Snowman25
I think it just braids itself around your ass-hair. Although it feels like pulling it out.
Ezzybells
Did you swallow it?
BlueBassist
As a long haired woman, I'm pretty sure it's cause when you shower loose hairs wash down your back and are guided into your crack.
RedWingsofSteel
I'm talking about "excuse me, can I help you" UP my butthole.
sumwon
I pretty long hair. I've had to go around my butt crack region, but IN my butt? What the fuck.
prototype01
I think you accidentally a word.
BlueBassist
Nice. Maybe your butt sucks it up like a suppository? Or I guess it could have been eaten, but vacuum butt is more interesting.
GrizzlyWicks
Somtimes there so far up i wonder if its a still connected nose hair from the other side
cgarrettj15
But what about finding long hair up there when you have short hair?
Zachno
are you a heavy sleeper?
RedWingsofSteel
Jackpot?
AwesomeVix42
Regrew my hair. Kinda missed the amusing butt hair that would tickle.
YourCanadianGirlfriend
I've had boyfriends wake up with one of my curly hairs wrapped around their wiener. I wasn't even there at the time.
MsMesss
Ditto!
dandylionxxx
We call it a "dick lasso"
notgonnabelieveit
Yeah. And when I pull it off its like I'm Geppetto making Pinocchio dance.
judeclementine
Yep. Same.
Vanilla00Gorilla
How about when you're in the shower and find one of your girl's hairs wrapped around your junk...?
blackeye751
My girl throught I was crazy when I told her her hair was literally wrapped around my junk....at least a whole day went by
BumNanner
How about when you're a dude with long hair and you find your own hair wrapped around your dick?
Stewzors
How about when you're a dude with a small penis and your pubes get caught under your foreskin
wherearemytesticles
How about when you don't have a foreskin...
fungusdoll
My ex fwb told me he kept finding my hair on his balls days after we'd slept together. I thought it was hilarious for some reason.
Protean2648
Pulled a really long hair out of my eye once, it was all bundled up in there too
LeadByBadExample
I sometimes find them under my foreskin. It's kinda bizarre. Stand there taking a piss, hair sticks out, pull it, it's half a meter long.
Node1112
Same same
AurinkoJaKuu
As a bald, but long bearded man, I can still relate to this.
firesword14
All sikhs know this! Happens to us throughout life!
JahNoodles
As a dude with long hair. I love this
DigitalBeard
Same here. Hairs as long if not longer than the girls in the pic.
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
As another dude with long hair, I can relate to everything but making out with other dudes.
jonde
I feel you
TheCaffeinatedPanda
There are dozens of us!
CoutureVixen
I guess 11 isnt good enought for you then op?
TrustMeImABassist
Here, @OP forgot to upload because it's a gif:
tallgirlproblemsareforreal
I was testing to see which imgurian would notice. Congrats, you win!
Dnyul
Nice save
nunoripper
Here you go :
goosetractor
Upvote you may have it you bastard...
richierich89
I tried pressing back as fast as I could to hopefully go back in time so I didn't see that
TrustMeImABassist
Wait someone sleeps with the hair untied? How barbaric!
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
Tell this to my SO.
TrustMeImABassist
@britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy SO, listen to you uncle Moura: Don't sleep with your hair untied. xoxo Uncle Moura
NonConformistFlamingo
Woot, barbarian here!
ksilverful
How can you sleep with your hair bunched up like that?
TrustMeImABassist
Fabulously.
Atharaenea
If I sleep with my hair tied up it is an impossible rat's nest the next morning.
CosmicPube
I prefer the barbarism to the morning migraines if I tie it up.
TrustMeImABassist
By nihil how do you all get headaches for tying the hair? I literally do it for 15 years.
egshef
Everyone is different. I've got thick, dense hair so tying it up at all gives me a headache. Also don't want to sleep on a bump on my head.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
Why would I do that? My ears would get cold! :(
octikitten
You sleep with your hair tied!? Don't you get mad breakage?
evil66gurl
I braided or twist mine, no ties, & it stays without a problem. My hair is wavy, kinda thick, & waist length. No breakage, no tangles.
TrustMeImABassist
Pineapple updo to sleep. The only way to not destroy my curly.
missladymondegreen
just started the plop and pineapple. it's the only way my curly hair doesn't need to be re-washed in the morning after showering before bed.
delciotto
The breakage i get when i try to comb the rats nest that forms in my long curly hair while i sleep trumps what would break with it tied up.
octikitten
^ you guys are all lucky, my long straight hair can't hold a curl for anything
zomatooo
I FEEL YOU
Solaralyn
My mom told me if I slept with my hair up itd all break off and fall out. I cant even sleep with it braided now. Thanks mom.
TrustMeImABassist
Pineapple and satin pillowcase. Feel the magic.
tallgirlproblemsareforreal
Right? That was my response, my hair is always up at night or else my husband ends up swallowing the hair in the middle of the night....
KristopherGlass
Tbh, my best friend used her hair like this to wake me up. After a couple times, i became a much lighter sleeper...
CapableTrash
I just pile it above my head on the pillow, and it stays up there just fine
NonConformistFlamingo
If I sleep with mine tied up, I get massive headaches. My husband has just learned how to avoid swallowing it after nine years together.
TrustMeImABassist
You got headache for sleeping with the hair tied? That's new for me
NonConformistFlamingo
Yep. I'm prone to tension headaches, and having my hair tied back for too long will cause one. I leave it down as much as possible.
MistressTacoPants
I get the same thing, I always sleep with my hair down, and rarely wear it up during the day.
PapaSloth
Cry me a river. Try being bald.
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
Eh, it's not so bad. Styling by a Schick 5 blade!
Flyndaran
I still have the same bottle of shampoo from a year ago. Balding is kind of cool as long as it stays evenly so.
Snackimal
If I may provide my opinion, as a lady... Don't be down hearted about baldness. Many of us like the look of a bald man!
heysniz
Eagles!
youcancallmeflowerifyouwantto
This is your opportunity to grow a really impressive moustache.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
I had luscious locks once.... But then I trained by doing 100 push-ups 100 curl ups 100 squats and ran 10km every day....
ZeroNumerous
I shaved my head on a lark as a teenager. Looking back: More people comment on my current Troy Polamalu hairstyle than a shaved head.
res20stupid
Colin?
Shamalamadingdongz
i have hair but shaved it off cuz hair is annoying...
SteakNazisMustDie
Friends brother went from looking like someone from To Catch a Predator to badass biker by shaving his balding head and growing a goatee.
DrunkShakespeare
I started losing my hair at 19, so I compensate by growing it on my face instead.
purplestupidpeopleeater
It's not that you're bald, it's that your hair is so awesome gravity pulls extra hard on it.
12thmanau
I used to say it melted onto my chin from my head.
LittleLight0
I came back to upvote this comment lol
eronth
ok, will do.
GoburinNeko
Yeah we'll try being a girl with long hair and make pattern baldness beginning to set in.
HesGotTwoFirstNames
*cry me a table
sunshine1313
I was hoping to see this!!!
boevis
Being bald is great, bro.
Dracotrapnet
Yea, I wake up every morning and what little hair I have left is always standing up. Time to shave again.
thedevolutionary
It's amazing. Fucking love it. Have done for over a decade. So simply to take care of.
digitalutopia
Been shaving my head for almost 20 years now. Not because I'm bald - just because my hair is an asshole.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Had long hair, went bald. Bald is worse, I miss my long hair. ;_;
Astatinia
being bald is damn skippy
BOHICAbeast
OK...
elymi
Had freakishly long hair my whole life. Got cancer. Being bald sucks, so does having long hair. Both styles shitty in their own ways.
BrofessorMegan
Want some of my hair? Give me a month to grow it down to my butt. I got you. Hope you're okay with blonde.
elymi
Hahaha thanks for the offer, mine is growing back actually! Sadly looks like this:
hoping for faster growth!
qussow
Sun burn on the scalp is the most uncomfortable thing.
Shamalamadingdongz
try the tip of your dick!
qussow
Having never sunbathed naked, I can happily say I can't imagine that.
DennyOverlordd
I just shave my head last night coz of crowning baldness. 23.
Daeus92
Mine's going that way too. 24 :/
12thmanau
I was 22 when I had to start shaving. The worst thing now is having to put sunscreen on my head when I go out. Getting burnt there sucks.
Qumefox
I started going bald in my early 20's too. It sucked. Now i'm old enough I just don't give a shit anymore though.
12thmanau
Lol I'm in the same boat as you my friend. It's easier that way
SirKaldar
Yep, I used to shave my head. Now I look like Trevor from GTAV with the long hair and beard options.
SoushiM
I'm bald at 21.. it's OK I guess.
DragonBadAss230
My uncle went bald at 18
12thmanau
I was 22. Happens.
Dumbstatz
I think my boyfriend is literally the most attractive person ever and he's bald!
bittercold
went bald at 16, it was less ok i guess :/
rykinshin
Oh yeah well I went bald when I was 4! But yeah seriously going bald as soon as you hit adulthood sucks, but it's easy to manage at least.
YouWillNotLikeThis
Try having hair that looks like hay. And a head shape that gives you that suprem neo nazi look if shaved
Biocide669
At 37, and I'll be starting that segment of my life. Have had long hair since I was in 8th grade. Thank you male pattern baldness.
RoastedSalted
36 and just grew out my curly hair for the first time. Today I had it in a top knot. So rewarding to be better than someone at something.
Cropkakan
22 and balding. I've come to terms with it
MrRandom314159
There are treatments that can save your hair, but only if you start before the most of your hair is gone.
DickRogers
Im 28, been growing my hair for almost 9 years. Its down to my hips. Damnit, I thought if you made it past 30 you were homefree.
SpecimenSpiff
You're welcome! :D
chendy801
started for me at 25
Spacebread
I'm also 37 and suffering from male pattern baldness. Oh, and I'm a woman. I started going bald when I was 18.
canadianbunnyeh
hormonal cause?
Spacebread
Yup, PCOS.
laurafrancesca
Anything that can be done?
hawkesnightmare
Hey, you could grow a beard that would rival a dwarf's and keep your long hair and be that guy.
Biocide669
Nope won't work for me. I'm native, we don't grow beards.
tomyironmane
native to where?
Biocide669
It's short for Native American, I'm half Anishinabe.
fmrIkFMFMFMFMFMFMFMgssoabIhycoyodwybaco
Ouch, sorry man, that sucks.
minnow1776
Started for me at 16, life just hasn't been the same.
Yodaloid
Same. It's okay, just grow a beard and no one cares
iurimc1618
what about the ones among us who can't grow beards?
fatfury
rogaine yer face. ive seen it.