Long hair problems

Apr 9, 2016 9:14 PM

but seriously!! tie up your hair somehow before you cook! i always do, because hair in food = gross!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The worst is when hair weaves its way into fabric in the laundry. I'm constantly pulling hair out of my clothes!

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

heh, butt pillow

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#6 always.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I... I kind of like the little tickle when I pull one of my wife's stray hairs from my butt crack.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I relate to all of these +1

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for ass pillow

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I braid my hair for sleeping. Nothing more annoying than it wrapping around my neck/face or getting it stuck in an armpit when rolling over.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can sympathize with #2. Each damn time I kiss my girlfriend either she gets my hair inside her mouth or I get hers. Also, #1 > 7/10.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a guy living this life. Still not going to cut it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that last one. i really wonder how im not bald with all the hair in my brish.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does it bother anyone that the numbers are ordered in reverse¿

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was super confused at first. I thought it was telling us her age and going backwards in time for some reason.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish my hair was curly :(

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, you definitely don't.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yup. It's brutal. You find 'em everywhere. *Everywhere.*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My hair once wound up inside a tape deck and destroyed it. It's broken a vacuum cleaner. You'd think I shove my head in machines.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a male growing his hair out, this has me thinking, am I losing more hair or its just noticeable when I lose it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're probably just noticing it more. Sometimes I still look at my brush and thought "how am I not bald yet". You gonna get used to it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

50/50

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am so glad the hair getting caught in the car door wasn't just me.. I always feel like an idiot.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a man with a frankly ludicrous amount of body hair, this is quite relatable.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

I actually love being hairy. Gf LOVES it ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also have ludicrous amounts of head hair and face hair.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another man with much body hair, an SO with long curly hair, and a cat, when we got a new Hoover was the greatest day ever!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hair that

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

chest hair, manly but gets everywhere.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

① Pendulous turd nuggets swinging haphazardly, suspended 6-10 inches from your dog's butthole by a rogue hair. Or waking up with a shooting

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

② pain in your (wife has long hair and I love it) cock to find a hair wrapped three times around just below the tip - seriously how the hell

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

③ does that even happen? --- On the other hand, there's a hundred awesome things I could write about her long hair, too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a guy, i can relate to more of these than i want to admit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a man with long hair, yes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for Tims

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gf has long hair and I love it. And cartoon is cute

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm all of these. And pulling dingleberries out/off my dog because she ate my hair.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 I hate it when hair gets stuck in my butt-pillow

10 years ago | Likes 426 Dislikes 5

Relatable

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a long haired man, hair tends to get really far up my butthole for no discernable reason.

10 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

I think it just braids itself around your ass-hair. Although it feels like pulling it out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you swallow it?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a long haired woman, I'm pretty sure it's cause when you shower loose hairs wash down your back and are guided into your crack.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I'm talking about "excuse me, can I help you" UP my butthole.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I pretty long hair. I've had to go around my butt crack region, but IN my butt? What the fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think you accidentally a word.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nice. Maybe your butt sucks it up like a suppository? Or I guess it could have been eaten, but vacuum butt is more interesting.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somtimes there so far up i wonder if its a still connected nose hair from the other side

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But what about finding long hair up there when you have short hair?

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

are you a heavy sleeper?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jackpot?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Regrew my hair. Kinda missed the amusing butt hair that would tickle.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've had boyfriends wake up with one of my curly hairs wrapped around their wiener. I wasn't even there at the time.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ditto!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We call it a "dick lasso"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. And when I pull it off its like I'm Geppetto making Pinocchio dance.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep. Same.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about when you're in the shower and find one of your girl's hairs wrapped around your junk...?

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

My girl throught I was crazy when I told her her hair was literally wrapped around my junk....at least a whole day went by

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about when you're a dude with long hair and you find your own hair wrapped around your dick?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How about when you're a dude with a small penis and your pubes get caught under your foreskin

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How about when you don't have a foreskin...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex fwb told me he kept finding my hair on his balls days after we'd slept together. I thought it was hilarious for some reason.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Pulled a really long hair out of my eye once, it was all bundled up in there too

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sometimes find them under my foreskin. It's kinda bizarre. Stand there taking a piss, hair sticks out, pull it, it's half a meter long.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same same

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a bald, but long bearded man, I can still relate to this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All sikhs know this! Happens to us throughout life!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a dude with long hair. I love this

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Same here. Hairs as long if not longer than the girls in the pic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As another dude with long hair, I can relate to everything but making out with other dudes.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel you

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess 11 isnt good enought for you then op?

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Here, @OP forgot to upload because it's a gif:

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I was testing to see which imgurian would notice. Congrats, you win!

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Nice save

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Here you go :

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 5

Upvote you may have it you bastard...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried pressing back as fast as I could to hopefully go back in time so I didn't see that

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wait someone sleeps with the hair untied? How barbaric!

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Tell this to my SO.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy SO, listen to you uncle Moura: Don't sleep with your hair untied. xoxo Uncle Moura

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woot, barbarian here!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How can you sleep with your hair bunched up like that?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fabulously.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I sleep with my hair tied up it is an impossible rat's nest the next morning.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer the barbarism to the morning migraines if I tie it up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By nihil how do you all get headaches for tying the hair? I literally do it for 15 years.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone is different. I've got thick, dense hair so tying it up at all gives me a headache. Also don't want to sleep on a bump on my head.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would I do that? My ears would get cold! :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sleep with your hair tied!? Don't you get mad breakage?

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

I braided or twist mine, no ties, & it stays without a problem. My hair is wavy, kinda thick, & waist length. No breakage, no tangles.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pineapple updo to sleep. The only way to not destroy my curly.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

just started the plop and pineapple. it's the only way my curly hair doesn't need to be re-washed in the morning after showering before bed.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The breakage i get when i try to comb the rats nest that forms in my long curly hair while i sleep trumps what would break with it tied up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^ you guys are all lucky, my long straight hair can't hold a curl for anything

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I FEEL YOU

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mom told me if I slept with my hair up itd all break off and fall out. I cant even sleep with it braided now. Thanks mom.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pineapple and satin pillowcase. Feel the magic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? That was my response, my hair is always up at night or else my husband ends up swallowing the hair in the middle of the night....

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tbh, my best friend used her hair like this to wake me up. After a couple times, i became a much lighter sleeper...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just pile it above my head on the pillow, and it stays up there just fine

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I sleep with mine tied up, I get massive headaches. My husband has just learned how to avoid swallowing it after nine years together.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You got headache for sleeping with the hair tied? That's new for me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. I'm prone to tension headaches, and having my hair tied back for too long will cause one. I leave it down as much as possible.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I get the same thing, I always sleep with my hair down, and rarely wear it up during the day.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cry me a river. Try being bald.

10 years ago | Likes 450 Dislikes 24

Eh, it's not so bad. Styling by a Schick 5 blade!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still have the same bottle of shampoo from a year ago. Balding is kind of cool as long as it stays evenly so.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I may provide my opinion, as a lady... Don't be down hearted about baldness. Many of us like the look of a bald man!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Eagles!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is your opportunity to grow a really impressive moustache.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had luscious locks once.... But then I trained by doing 100 push-ups 100 curl ups 100 squats and ran 10km every day....

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I shaved my head on a lark as a teenager. Looking back: More people comment on my current Troy Polamalu hairstyle than a shaved head.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Colin?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i have hair but shaved it off cuz hair is annoying...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friends brother went from looking like someone from To Catch a Predator to badass biker by shaving his balding head and growing a goatee.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started losing my hair at 19, so I compensate by growing it on my face instead.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's not that you're bald, it's that your hair is so awesome gravity pulls extra hard on it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to say it melted onto my chin from my head.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I came back to upvote this comment lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ok, will do.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah we'll try being a girl with long hair and make pattern baldness beginning to set in.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cry me a table

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was hoping to see this!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being bald is great, bro.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yea, I wake up every morning and what little hair I have left is always standing up. Time to shave again.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's amazing. Fucking love it. Have done for over a decade. So simply to take care of.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Been shaving my head for almost 20 years now. Not because I'm bald - just because my hair is an asshole.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had long hair, went bald. Bald is worse, I miss my long hair. ;_;

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

being bald is damn skippy

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OK...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had freakishly long hair my whole life. Got cancer. Being bald sucks, so does having long hair. Both styles shitty in their own ways.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Want some of my hair? Give me a month to grow it down to my butt. I got you. Hope you're okay with blonde.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha thanks for the offer, mine is growing back actually! Sadly looks like this: hoping for faster growth!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sun burn on the scalp is the most uncomfortable thing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

try the tip of your dick!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Having never sunbathed naked, I can happily say I can't imagine that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just shave my head last night coz of crowning baldness. 23.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Mine's going that way too. 24 :/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was 22 when I had to start shaving. The worst thing now is having to put sunscreen on my head when I go out. Getting burnt there sucks.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I started going bald in my early 20's too. It sucked. Now i'm old enough I just don't give a shit anymore though.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Lol I'm in the same boat as you my friend. It's easier that way

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, I used to shave my head. Now I look like Trevor from GTAV with the long hair and beard options.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm bald at 21.. it's OK I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

My uncle went bald at 18

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was 22. Happens.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think my boyfriend is literally the most attractive person ever and he's bald!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

went bald at 16, it was less ok i guess :/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah well I went bald when I was 4! But yeah seriously going bald as soon as you hit adulthood sucks, but it's easy to manage at least.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try having hair that looks like hay. And a head shape that gives you that suprem neo nazi look if shaved

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At 37, and I'll be starting that segment of my life. Have had long hair since I was in 8th grade. Thank you male pattern baldness.

10 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

36 and just grew out my curly hair for the first time. Today I had it in a top knot. So rewarding to be better than someone at something.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

22 and balding. I've come to terms with it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are treatments that can save your hair, but only if you start before the most of your hair is gone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im 28, been growing my hair for almost 9 years. Its down to my hips. Damnit, I thought if you made it past 30 you were homefree.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're welcome! :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

started for me at 25

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm also 37 and suffering from male pattern baldness. Oh, and I'm a woman. I started going bald when I was 18.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

hormonal cause?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup, PCOS.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anything that can be done?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, you could grow a beard that would rival a dwarf's and keep your long hair and be that guy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope won't work for me. I'm native, we don't grow beards.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

native to where?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's short for Native American, I'm half Anishinabe.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ouch, sorry man, that sucks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Started for me at 16, life just hasn't been the same.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Same. It's okay, just grow a beard and no one cares

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

what about the ones among us who can't grow beards?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

rogaine yer face. ive seen it.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1