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Don't forget to tighten any loose moosenuts
Jul 6, 2017 4:20 PM
AssimilateIntelligence
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Don't forget to tighten any loose moosenuts
DaisyDog10
That's sad
Youmaynotagree
Even the animals are getting lazy and expecting handouts....thanks Obama!
Blissardz
Dinner!
Skoldpaddda
I'm wondering the state of the driver, there are hooves where his face would be.
mariemcd
Probably gone as well. That would be 1500 lbs to the head.
bushpotato
Cool moose balls.
twistedtrucker
riflemanreed
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu05x54yrF1qln1bho4_250.gif
IronTiger33
Moosesticles
pbranreffer
Did you say sorry!!!
whatsbuttsandcoconuts
You Moose be kidding me!
HypnoticJiggles
ColoTico
Punch yourself if you look at the nuts
EdSunshine
Carnot
*punches ColoTico*
ColoTico
I'm Latino so I alwais spell spell something wrong
Fal1enKing
I'm going away tomorrow and I had forgotten that I planned to check my car first. Finally browsing Imgur has paid off. Thanks @OP!
AssimilateIntelligence
Happy to help friend
eroso
If ever you see that a moose is going to hit you, aim to its butt-side and duck next to the side of ur car. The killzone is at the middle.
eroso
And if you ask why to drive to butt-side, it's because unlike eg. rabbits, mooses don't back away - they'll just full steam ahead.
LosPer
This shit is no joke...
RampantLion7
Bullwinkle: Now watch me pull a Celica out of my ass:
CorneliusCornwall
Don't look at it's balls
DoctorAwesomeEsq
That moose made the ultimate sacrifice in the name of teabagging that person's sedan. What a tremendously noble cause to die for.
Lookyalurker
Those moose fly will take a huge bite out of you.
krzysub
Sooo...we get the meat ,right ?
Dedmunkey
Poor thing
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
ee's rrresting
MatthewForce
Do I see male moose knuckle?
mynameiselliott
Knuckleception
BillaBong031
I keep thinking of Chris Christie and his mangina now.
tsjamiefrench18
Moosed it by this much.
applebottomjeans211
And I thought Americans got wild on the 4th... but damn canada
themooseof603
The US has moose too
applebottomjeans211
Meesen
doody639
Was that car just parked there?
Houston2Miami
Is that a dog in there???
Houston2Miami
Oh no..those are moose nutz!!
docmuteki
@ISeeNutsack
43rdpresident
So the nipple guy has a counter part. Interesting.
drunkinstupor
Excuse me sir...your moose knuckle is showing
MistaGavin
Bumblebee Tuna
ISeeNutsack
You rang?
theycallmewillywonka
I wouldn't ask for that job but you saw it needed filled and filled it. Gross.
ISeeNutsack
It's quite scarousing really
ImGoingToBeThePirateKing
You now have a job on Imgur to do. I hope you fulfill it. Good luck
ISeeNutsack
docmuteki
I knew there had to be someone! Well done!
DidNoOneNoticeThis
I mean there wasn't someone. He literally made an account for that.
ISeeNutsack
I saw a hole, I filled it
ISeeNutsack
docmuteki
Thank you for your service!
Houston2Miami
Moose knuckle
yourfriendlyneighborhoodbarista
Is...is he ok?
ExplainingTheJokeIsFunnierThanThePunchline
Are you nuts?! Of course the driver's okay...
Drek258
He just needs some maple syrup.
AssimilateIntelligence
Just a flesh wound
terryr
He's just resting.
RonaldFckingSwanson
Did you try turning him off and on again?
ColoTico
Dead, like 108%
dolphindreamsandsatan
Just napping...
LordofGoats
He's pining for the fjords!
CrackerAisle
I saw a moose and a mini collide once in Ontario. Moose won. Nature is scary.
ADisturbedOne
What about the driver? Did he/she get out okay?
CrackerAisle
Ah the guy walked so I'm sure he was fine.