AssimilateIntelligence

101120 pts ยท October 7, 2016


If this makes it to the front page, I will draw every comment listed for that post and post said pictures

Blood thirsty, flesh eating Plants... Dun dun DUNNnnnnnnnn

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 1485

That moment you realize you'll never be a chef

Points 16
Comments 8
Views 2193

Squid, Octopus, Eel

Points 8
Comments 6
Views 1211

Real-life Toad

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 141

Be sure to replace your wiper fluid!

Points 911
Comments 116
Views 70476

The ol' bacon push up bra trick

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 290

Apparently, medieval torture methods are how I take showers

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 623

Dilapidated car in the woods

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 382

Just as I suspected....

Points 622
Comments 55
Views 66498

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

Points 1
Comments 6
Views 1616

Hail Santa

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 214

Your rifle (bottom) and the rifle she tells you not to worry about (top)

Points -4
Comments 1
Views 309

Strict diet of fat food and Facebook facts

Points 31
Comments 5
Views 1800

"...at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"

Points 24
Comments 73
Views 966

MRW I see any and every news story

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 922

After 30 years of delivering mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood, it was the Mailman's final day on the job...

Points 83
Comments 11
Views 3021

Lucky Bamboo sketch

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 433

Foxtrot Alpha Gulf Gulf Oscar Tango

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 148

If only I could think of a good title

Points 10
Comments 2
Views 188

"Always keep your promises if you want to keep your friends"

Points 1785
Comments 74
Views 109524

Breath taking view

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 1009

Rowdy found himself some bitches last night whilst patrolling

Points 20
Comments 4
Views 2115

Got me a skillet.

Points 14
Comments 11
Views 586

Breakfast of champions

Points 12
Comments 13
Views 672

Happy DogDay?

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 159

But was Anakin bullseying womp-rats?

Points 87
Comments 6
Views 3153

Help me Obi-Juan Kemosabe, you're my only joke

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 493

I know, I know

Points 13
Comments 16
Views 966

"Share the load"

Points 1396
Comments 70
Views 105365

A little bit of Christmas Spirit

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 577

I'm not even mad... I'm impressed!

Points 88
Comments 15
Views 2123

Roll an L

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 327

The real questions

Points 18
Comments 10
Views 1092

Never thought I'd envy mannequin calves

Points 21
Comments 14
Views 543

Show some seamen some love

Points 1320
Comments 98
Views 67774

Anybody tried this?

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 335

Some simple things

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 343

MZRW Looking through usersub... I mean front page today

Points 7
Comments 7
Views 509

Oh the wild stories

Points 20
Comments 9
Views 842

You shall not pass!

Points 14
Comments 8
Views 511

When you're about to grab shit from fb to post to Imgur

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 278

Officially started on my library!

Points 14
Comments 30
Views 605

I shall now eat these uncontrollably until I hate myself

Points 4
Comments 9
Views 357

My try at an artsy teenage girl, "I'm a photographer," but all I have is my phone photo

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 302

I got a yearning to not be at work and to go camping!

Points 5
Comments 11
Views 398

Heidelberg Schloss (Castle)

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 377

Go with your heart...unless it's wrong. Then go with your brain...unless it's wrong.

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 422

Holiday Me.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 99

Available at the nearest Cantina

Points 1667
Comments 92
Views 95930

Secret Santa presents arrived!

Points 11
Comments 2
Views 345

Thanks Mom!

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 270

For the pre-parents

Points 4
Comments 15
Views 563

Open or re-gift?

Points 5
Comments 20
Views 547

Butthole driver in front of me was a....

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 1169

Besides the original films away from him

Points 7
Comments 26
Views 524

Got me a good wifey!

Points 1
Comments 9
Views 504
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