MyFartsAreMethaneFree
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Apr 27, 2014 12:19 PM
MyFartsAreMethaneFree
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hood
Sketchup*
goobernoodles
:>
GoodGuyGiygas
The tomato mustard all the strength he could to try and escape, but it was to no avail.
TheMoistSeagull
Seagulls. :o
ExAstris00
For Spaghetti!
sweetpotatoescinnamonnutmegandbutter
last panel: "SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME!!" http://i.imgur.com/SNOJQd0
NotACanadian
Looks like Nicky finally got caught.
OldRelic
Didn't the tomato realize when you borrow money, you'd better pay up or else.
Spazzofspeed
'Arthur, I cut his cheek, I didn't slaughter a tomato on him!'
dirtyketchup
I'm…relevant?
MyFartsAreMethaneFree
Yes. Yes you are.
DasOgre
How did the vinegar get added after he shot the tomato?
SaintLuciferVonAllah
Fredo and Pidjin, awesome Romanian comics! Sauce: http://www.pidjin.net/
createdbefore
Source?
KamusdeAcuario
nooooo Tomato!
ImAlwaysContentWithCatContent
KavaKola
No artist credit . . . FUCK YOU OP you smell like old balls.
notirrelevant
What are those things supposed to be? Talking sex toys?
DamnAllTheNamesAreTaken
Judging from the yellow beaks, I assume they're crudely drawn birds
100percent200proofColombian
So yes
ixxxs
They are pidgeons. The web comic is called Fredo&Pid'Jin: http://www.pidjin.net/
Agnarag
Yes because you check whether it's blood or ketchup by licking it, really healthy!
madmanmurdering
its effective
comminute
Rip
WhereTheWildGooseGoes
Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind...>>
eniradian
YES! SO MUCH YES! Why aren't you top comment!
WhereTheWildGooseGoes
Timing is my guess.
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
Uma let you finish, but Fox Force Five was the best show ever
WhereTheWildGooseGoes
>>...Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him...and says, catch up.
hi16512
Noooooo! Elizabeth!
ProtectmefromtheSilence
Oh thank god, I thought these were talking tampons and this joke was going in a whole different direction.
Timbo7012
2 hours earlier, message to Mr. Tomato: "Hey, you have time to ketch-up ??"
TomAtofromPalletTown
"DID YOU JUST..."
GOMAXLGO
HE JUST
WhovianJokersDoctor
Memento... With tomato. ..
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
an hour later
FindingInterestingStuffs
An hour? Damn, someone's got patience.
WhereTheWildGooseGoes
So...Mr. Bean ate every fucking chicken in the room?
fighter156
He had to beat up a dog for all that chicken.
AnUnusualName
you motherfucker /a/5OHYl
KavaKola
Let everyone know that the OP is a lying sack of shit, and take credit for your original work. It is very good.
MadsAcker
VanessaRojas
this is my response to everything
ItalianStallions
i will never not upvote this gif
FonkyYack
We're men, We're men in tights, We roam around the forest looking for fights
pantsaretheworst
this is the best response gif i have ever seen
abazaaba
EricMatthews
I know how it goes, but I always have to watch this gif all the way through
Craft23
Its like 3 second long..
ireallyshouldbedoingwork
It's a .jpg
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
It's a GIF. Imgur lets you put jpg, gif or png as the extension and it will ignore it.
crassigyrinus
The mobile app is retarded and doesn't animate a gif if it doesn't have .gif at the end
BattlesTARDIStroyer
steve699
MoooMooo
The Colonel = one of satan's avatar
Kenblu24
Awwwww, it forms a heart ♥
ChocoStix
It kind of looks like a heart after
barteag
And like a dick a second before.
MrPredator
7 secret spices... IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
cheesesophie
I cannot stop watching this.
F4rewell
He added some mayonnaise...http://media3.giphy.com/media/L4caiF7GTkgJa/giphy.gif
cable7193
Grody...
likecheese1
Slimy yet satisfying.
JigglyBoof
yes
WilliamCostiganJr
WuTangForeverCREAMdolladollabillyall
i also would like to know
FindingInterestingStuffs
One Hour Photo.
WhatSickRidiculousPuppetsWeAreNotACareInTheWorld
One Hour Photo
whatsthesquarerootofthisapartment
What's this from?
FindingInterestingStuffs
One Hour Photo.
WhatSickRidiculousPuppetsWeAreNotACareInTheWorld
One Hour Photo
sweetsealsandpolygonswhatisthisplace
MAH GERD
symphonyofnames
Two by two, hands of blue.
Codefault
WTF
drinkerofbleach
I remember when that picture got reposted 20 times in one day.
jackthezipper
I fully expect tomatoes to someday mutate and rise up against us
wolfkin
oh snap I was like this guy needs to see AOTKT then i hovered the gif and was like. nope. he's good.
TrueDragon13
I read "intend tomatoes to mutate and rise up" and thought you were a mad scientist.
EchoOfSnac
Please, we have bigger things to worry about... http://ghoststudy.com/new11_galleries/halloweve1060.jpg (1/2)
Thephedora
And I will still eat them because they are tasty. Just gotta cook em long enough. Like Zombies. Or Cannibals.
jackthezipper
Or slice them up raw and put salt on their flesh
100percent200proofColombian
(3rd Time's a Charm, goddammit) Is that from "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"?
jackthezipper
you got it!
100percent200proofColombian
I rented that as a preteen. But I didn't recognize the screenshot--it just looked funny.
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
That tomato's shady past was always going to ketchup with him.
bigfudgesupreme
nice
CaptainMorganTheFreeman
GET OUT
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
Waddlerjoe
Boo.
halfanangrybadger
It was a Heinzous crime.
DevonGronka
He certainly wasn't a very cherry tomato in his last moments
samueldearest
I love this post from my head tomatoes
arumunus
Unnngh.. Take an arrow.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
To the knee?
LegitReason
i approve of this joke.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
MichaelPHayes
Didn't even upvote the post. Never upvote frontpagers. They already won. I gave my point to you. Very punny.
bychance
He shouldn't have had a shady paste
IamLink
And that's how Ketchup is made. The mass murder of Tomatoes! (Support Vegetable Rights! Stop the murder!)
DasOgre
Ogre is curious how the vinegar gets added
ThePotatoesareMashed
Fucking vegans are the most messed up people I ever met
IamLink
How can anyone, ever, not like steak?
ImJenkins
Damn you vegetarians!
cousteau
True. All living beings have equal rights! Killing for food is inhumane! I only eat salt.
DasOgre
While the sarcasm is noted, Ogre doesn't eat meat because of health issues he had, ironically, issues that limit his salt intake too.
YourGod
Upvote for awareness +1
clovebird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov5Jgw_Nwx4
RoYoMi
I only eat animals because of the inhumane way plants are slaughtered.
IamLink
Best. response. EVER.
shouldilaughatthis
Save our forests! Eat a woodpecker!
RoYoMi
Smoked with a hint of hickory.
EricMatthews
That's why I don't eat anything that casts a shadow
ImAlwaysContentWithCatContent
yup, that's the only way to avoid killing anything.
DasOgre
Except yourself.
PhantomCamelSuperstar
Everyone stop eating everything! It's the only way to be sure we don't kill anything, therefore, we all fast till we're dead.
ImAlwaysContentWithCatContent
you can live just from sunlight! all hail ellen greve! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellen_Greve
PhantomCamelSuperstar
I'm going to test this out. I will report back with the results.
ImAlwaysContentWithCatContent
i guess you won't be around to report the results. maybe someone can send us your diary or sth.