I'm just glad they didn't add teeth and chomping action.
Trump describes his current administration's status.
MRW a parent drops their kids off in our store like we're a fucking babysitting service.
Seems legit.
Gamestop employee here. These just came in. WHAT HAS CORPORATE DONE?
Stay safe, everyone.
Trying to move up from middle management.
For my Cake Day, I humbly offer some helpful workplace advice.
MFW the girlfriend promised a bj if I got off imgur and came to bed. Goodnight, internet.
When you exit a comment war, only to find your inbox flooded.
It's a terrible day for rain...
Time to learn those keyboard shortcuts.
Fuck it, I'll be fat.
This is how you cosplay.
Let's all pay homage to this god among men. TO BILL BRASKY!
George R. R. Martin likes to have a hand in every filming of Game of Thrones.
I've got a nice condo in Hell picked out, and I'm looking for roommates.
This is a real but rare fucking thing, apparently.
He's the rodent your back yard deserves.
Wrap your hand around it and wiggle it a little. That's how you shoot web.
Good night, imgur.
MRW I'm trying to "subtly" undo a wedgie.
-_/-
Met a really cute girl at work today. Went something like this. I'm 400% done trying to socialize.
This answers so many questions for me. Okay, maybe only one.
Didn't catch Game of Thrones tonight, but I want to browse Imgur... The choice is obvious.
Showed my 8-year old brother The Princess Bride for the first time today. Said he loved it.
Goodnight, imgur. I leave you with some colorful, confusing imagery.
Does the blue bar disappear if you're not wearing body armor?
This is what human body fat looks like. Time for a diet.
Gotta work on Easter, and I feel like shit. Gif seemed relevant.
Stubbed toes are the worst.
Just what we needed: More Pokemon!
You little shit...
SOON
Well, that de-escalated quickly.
This gif is my life, just endlessly repeating.
Any desperate Xbox people out there? It's not much, but have these. PM me for codes while they last. :)
Yep. It's a title.
Today's thrift shop findings. Total cost: $25.
Just started playing Elder Scrolls Online. MRW it exceeded my expectations.
MRW my best friend's crazy-ass ex starts hitting on me right after the breakup.
MRW drinking a Wendy's Frosty.
MRW I spot a typo right after hiting upload.
Let me go ahead and drop this off and say goodnight. I love you bastards.
MRW my boss tries to explain to me how to improve my work performance five minutes before I have to clock in.
I chose my Facebook friends...wisely.
My asian girlfriend borrowed the car today. I imagine this is what happened.
MRW my friend told me he won't watch "The Princess Bride" because it sounds gay.
Sleep well, imgur.
Everything I know about CQC, I learned from video games.
Another rainy day today... Just the way I like it.
MRW my ex sees me with my new hotter, smarter, and more successful girlfriend.
Working retail, I'm pretty sure this is what district/regional managers do all day.
Hell fucking yes. Lucario confirmed for the new SSB.
This is a title.
Huh. I'll have to try some of these downtown tonight.