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KarlsGrapeVan
Fart sexy style
ejfnsowjtofbwldof
I would gladly wear a shirt that says "peanutbutterchocolatebar motherfucker"
RickonStark
#2 Is Hodor's favorite shirt
shuya82
Peanut butter chocolate bars mother fucker!
keyserv
Does someone knowingly produce these shirts for people that have no idea what they say?
millername
My Chinese ex told me graphic designers just pull English off the net and that gd generally have really bad English.
Sparky7103
#6 knows what it means
LeadPaintChip
http://imgur.com/9uzhwgr
Beepity
TheIronLaw
Last shirt reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-B2TJN8UQ
wamblyburrito
"No fat chicks" AND Maserati pants?!?!? That kid is going places
TheError403Fruit
To hold the door, one must become the door.
marquisdechocula
They said I could be anything so I became door
Thismuchistrue
"Wish you were beer." Where can I get one?
flatdeer
#17 - they're not wrong.
lycheejuicee
Become DOOR!
Kaiolas
Hodor
accidentalfritata
In all fairness, that girl with the anal t shirt probably got it from Canada
AlphaNate
Typically happens when the person doesn't speak English. Or maybe they do; I don't judge.
millername
It happens with a lot of Chinese folks who do speak English, but they like the design of the shirt. They still may not know some phrases.
Uberdude100
The "I've got gas" guy looks like he bought that shirt knowing full well what it says.
Trivek
StoneThrowingDevil
I would wear a lot of these
orangatuan
The same.
kittennoodlesoup
Chocolate Fucking Jesus
afterdinneromelets
That's where I lost it. I really want that shirt!
sehnaoui
Perfect ads for an English teaching school :)
baronridiculous
No bitch yes freedom. I agree.
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
I think I remember something about #10 being a lady who sold treats at ComicCons.
PossessionOfTheBeat
Oh, engrish.com ... I had forgotten about you.
MooseFoxx
My favorite was fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
DROwRANGER
That one is actually intentional from the brand Supreme
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
weren't like all of these on a site called "engrish.com" years ago? that site still around?
afterdinneromelets
Yup, part of Cheezburger. Looks like the archive still exists but it isn't updated anymore: http://failblog.cheezburger.com/engrishfunny
TheAlmightyPig
#9 "I think they do."
robogeek78
I am with you on #17
pachyderm
true enough for Bangkok though
itjusthappens
I'm so fucking future. Love it.
SirPooperTScooper
No bitch. Yes freedom
imguriaaaan
I am so fucking future. 11mo from yor comment. Love it.
Pundamentalist
Sounds like a Tommy Wiseau quote
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
I did noht hidt hur. iss bowrl shit. I ditd nahhht. ohaimarrk
Pundamentalist
To bey ar naht to bay, dat is du qwestchun
DoYouSleepLateBecauseOfMovies
I once met a Caucasian man who had a tattoo on his wrist that says 'poor shits' in Chinese.
GrandmaSlappy
Did you tell him???
DoYouSleepLateBecauseOfMovies
Sadly, no... Now I feel like a terrible person. His tattoo meant to say 'misery'. I have no idea how it got from 'misery' to 'poor shits'...
LeatherDaddyFishMan
Poor as in not wealthy or like when you pity someone?
AsianDad
yes
DoYouSleepLateBecauseOfMovies
He said that it meant 'misery'. I have no idea how it got from 'misery' to 'poor shits'... I hadn't told him, now I feel bad. :(
ITalkAboutGoats
Our asian friend goes "Why do you have dog shit tattooed on your back?" He gets all pissed and leaves. I say to asian friend 2
ITalkAboutGoats
Friend comes up to me and another friend at the bar, says he's got a new tattoo, shows us chinese hanzi, and says "It means prosperity." 1
ITalkAboutGoats
"does it really mean that?" He goes "How the fuck do I know, I'm korean." 3
maximsk
I'm keeping this one. This is a keeper.
ITalkAboutGoats
It's a true story, even