Still no love? (Spoilerish)
Happy Valentines Day!
Whomst amongst us?
Find this box in the freezer section of your local grocery
Global climate change: running its course, ruff, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
Crack Open a Cold One w/ Early Miocene Boys
Trying to keep up with my celeb gossip
Alolan Musk
A Prayer for Late Sleepers
. . h̴̨̠̼͓͖̗͕͔͗̀̓̀͒͊̋̇̂̾ą̖̮̯̱̣̝͈̿̆̚̕̚͜p̷̤͔̱̹̲̱̈́͆̊̚͡͞p̸̫̺̳̬̳͚̹͖̅͑͋̐̃̂͛͗̕͜͞y̻͙̘̗͚̰͗͌̓̄̑͊͂̅͘͢͟͝ h̜͉̰͇͓͕̤͓̹̻̍̅͊̐̃͊̆͌̚o̷͔̬͉̖̣͆̔̾͒̀͆͒̚ļ̴̛͈̬̝̭͕̃̇̓̑̉̇͘i̹̣̻̼̟͕̐̀̎̐̔ͅd̴̢̪͎̻̱̺̗̦̽͋͆̈̏̉͞a̧͓̦̫̘̾͗̅̂̐̿ͅẙ̷̺̪̬̣͓̖̫̑͒̌̌̒͗̾̃͠s͍̭̣͍̯̝͈͂̽͋̏̆́̚͜ . .
Phrasing
Midsommar spoilers but no context
all the pepperonis and cheese will look up and shout, "save us," and i'll look down and say, "no"
Commitment level: WE HAVEN'T EVEN COMMUNICATED YET
That coworker that takes a lot of walks
When You Remember Baby Not-Yoda is 50
bing translates English to... Yahoo! comments?
You're not even trying, China.
Take it easy with the soup